My thanks to a loyal reader, who sent me the above photo of the instructions for use of a bathmat from a Four Pillars Hotel near Oxford.
Those of you with photos of other hotel health and safety idiocy please feel free to send on to me.
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.
Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.
Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.
Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts