My sympathies to the good people of Minnesota, whose local Nanny appears to have taken leave of her senses!
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Give me strength! I thought English/British/European Nanny was bad! This really takes the biscuit! I have to question the sanity of whoever sanctioned this instruction! Like most normal people, I learned at a very young age that matches, cigarettes and other sources of fire will NOT burn in water! Indeed, water extinguishes them!
ReplyDeleteA perfectly sensible law. Just imagine what would happen if a smoking diver crossed paths with a flatulent whale. There would be bits of them raining down across the state causing all kinds of distress, trauma and ecological damage. I for one salute the legislators of Minnesota in their quest to prevent exploding Orca related tragedies and the inevitable lawsuits that would surely follow.
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