Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Happy New Year!


Have it large tonight everyone!

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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Nanny Knows What You Are Up To


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Thursday, December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas


Merry Christmas everyone, and a Peaceful and Happy New Year!

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Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Nanny Bans Man Flu - It's Sexist!


As per the Telegraph:
"Jeremy Vine, the BBC radio presenter, has been reported under the broadcaster's "equality and diversity code" for saying he had man flu. 
The 50-year-old broadcaster revealed he was suffering from a persistent cough at night after falling ill a few days ago during a feature about Victorian ailments on his Radio 2 lunchtime show."
Are people farking stupid?

Do they have so much time on their hands, that they deliberately look for things to be offended about?
 
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Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Student Hypocrisy


How wonderful it is to be a student, and to be so morally sure of your views about the world and how it should be run.

Kudos to Ntokozo Qwabe, an Oxford student, who is leading a campaign to remove a statue of Cecil Rhodes from Oriel College because Rhodes is no longer regarded in quite the same light as he was back in Victorian times.

A truly moral outlook!

Whilst there can be a theoretical rationale for revisionism (eg were the college to have had a statue of Hitler or Jimmy Savile, it would be expected that these statues should be removed), sometimes revisionism doesn't quite stack up especially when the revisionist has a few issues himself.

You see dear reader, Mr Qwabe is a Rhodes' scholar (ie his education is being funded in part by money derived from a fund set up by Cecil Rhodes). In 2014 the fund spent £8M on 89 scholars.

There's irony for you!

Unperturbed by this apparent "irony" Mr Qwabe, and members of the Rhodes Must Fall movement, have said that paying homage to the British imperialist is at odds with the university’s “inclusive culture”.

Mr Qwabe is in fact adamant that the money wasn't Rhodes' in the first place. As per the Telegraph:
Rhodes did not have a scholarship. It was never his money. All that he looted must absolutely be returned immediately."
Mr Qwabegoes goes on to argue that he is simply taking back “tiny fractions” of what Rhodes looted during his time in Africa.
I’m no beneficiary of Rhodes. I’m a beneficiary of the resources and labour of my people which Rhodes pillaged and slaved.
Ah the certainty and moral high ground of youth!

Fortunately Mr Qwabe is still young enough not to be tainted by the "older person's" disease of hypocrisy.


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Monday, December 21, 2015

#economia50


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Thursday, December 17, 2015

#QualityStreetGate - Rationing


Following reports of the downsizing of Quality Street tins over the years, Nestle have responded saying it's not true.

As per the Telegraph a Nestlé spokesman said:
"This image does not compare like for like. 

As well as the 780g tub pictured, we also have a 1.3kg tin available which lovers of Quality Street might like to try this Christmas. 

We want to give the best possible value for money and we believe that this product is still extremely competitive." 
Comments?

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Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Rationing In The Nanny State


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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Healthy Eating Is Mental Disorder


Ha Ha!

Now I have heard everything!

Having bombarded us with propaganda urging us to eat healthy food, and eschew processed shite, Nanny has now decreed that healthy eating (or rather the desire to eat healthy food) is in fact a mental disorder.

As per Living Traditionally:
"In an attempt to curb the mass rush for food change and reform, psychiatry has green lighted a public relations push to spread awareness about their new buzzword “orthorexia nervosa,” defined as “a pathological obsession for biologically pure and healthy nutrition.” In other words, experts are saying that our demand for nutrient-dense, healthful food is a mental disorder that must be treated."
Fear not, should you be diagnosed with this mental illness, the pharmaceutical companies and the psychiatrists (paid for by those very same companies) will sell you some tablets to "cure" you.

Now where did I put that couscous?

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Monday, December 14, 2015

Global Warming Solved!


Those who believe in global warming must be really delighted that world leaders have manged to save the planet, in the climate change deal reached this weekend in Paris.

ROFLMAO!

In the unlikely event that mankind (as opposed to nature/solar activity etc) has a major hand in climatic changes (eg warming or freezing) do people really think that countries such as China, India, USA etc are going to cut back on their emissions and stick to the agreement?

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Friday, December 11, 2015

Goodbye Sovereignty - All Hail The EU's New Border Force!

 
The FT reports that the European Commission will unveil plans next week to replace the Frontex border agency with a permanent border force and coastguard, this force will be deployed with the final say of the commission.
 
The commission will be handed the power to authorise a deployment to a frontier, on the recommendation of the management board of the newly formed European Border and Coast Guard. This would also apply to non-EU members of Schengen, such as Norway. Although member states would be consulted, they would not have the power to veto a deployment unilaterally.

If the plan is approved by EU states, Frontex’s replacement will have a slew of new powers, including the ability to hire and control its own border guards and buy its own equipment. It will also be allowed to operate in non-EU countries (such as Serbia and Macedonia, which have become transit countries for people trying to reach northern Europe) if requested.

We will all become vassal states of the commission!

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Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Nanny Trump To Close The Internet


Presidential hopeful Nanny Trump appears to be having some form of mental breakdown.

As per The Independent:
"Children in America are “watching the internet and they want to be masterminds”, Trump said in a speech.

"We're losing a lot of people because of the internet," Trump said. "We have to see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening.

“We have to talk to them about, maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some ways. Somebody will say, 'Oh freedom of speech, freedom of speech.' These are foolish people."
Good luck to the good people of America if Trump ever becomes President!

Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.

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Tuesday, December 08, 2015

Brighton Council's Plans To Ban Beach Smoking Thwarted


Loyal readers may recall that back in October I wrote about Brighton and Hove council's smoking survey, which tried to persuade everyone to ask for smoking to be banned on Brighton beach etc.

At the time, because of so many responses, the council said it would put back the discussion until 2016.

Well it appears they have decided not to keep it under wraps anymore, and will discuss it next week.

The result?

As per Pages 105-124:
"There is no majority support from smokers and non-smokers, residents or visitors, for smoke free beaches or parks."
It seems that:
"Opposition to extending smoke free outdoor spaces falls mainly in to three camps, the perception that, there is no evidence that second hand smoke is harmful, the perception, of negative effects on the local economy and human rights/big brother/Nanny State."
Suffice to say, Nanny hates it when she is overruled. Whilst she will probably drop her plans to ban beach smoking, she still wants to have other areas ban it.

As per Brighton and Hove News:
"The council encourages primary schools to implement a voluntary ban at their entrances, and continue its voluntary ban on smoking in playgrounds and at the entrances to children’s centres.

It also recommends the council work with restaurants and pubs to encourage smoke-free outdoor areas on a voluntary basis."
We must be forever vigilant in the ongoing war against the Nanny state!

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Friday, December 04, 2015

Kids Company Fallout - Another Clown Quits


Alan Yentob has weaseled out of censure over allegations that he interfered with the BBC's coverage of the collapse of Kids Company, after quitting his executive role before Auntie's governing body could launch an independent investigation into the claims.

Yentob, who chaired the failed charity, said that he had decided to step down from his £183,000 creative director post at the end of this year, because of the “serious distraction” caused by claims that he had tried to influence the output of the BBC’s news programmes. He will retain his position as host of Imagine, the arts strand, for which he thought to be paid around £150,000 a year.

The Telegraph understands that Yentob had been warned that the BBC Trust was on the brink of announcing an inquiry into his behaviour. 

This is not over yet, by any means!
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Thursday, December 03, 2015

Newsnight Censors Hilary Benn


It was fascinating to see that last night's Newsnight completely failed to show or even mention one of the greatest parliamentary speeches made in recent times.

Namely the speech made by Hilary Benn urging that we "confront this evil".

Were the editors of Newsnight asleep during this speech, or did it not suit their political narrative?

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Wednesday, December 02, 2015

Nanny Starves The Elderly


It seems that once you have outlived your useful life in the UK, Nanny's soltuon is to starve you in the hope you just die.

As per STV's report about Langlands Unit at the Queen Elizabeth University Hospital (QEU) in Glasgow (a new hospital!):
"Another patient was not fed for an entire eight-day period while at the hospital. They were not to be fed by mouth and instead through tubes but staff failed to provide any nutrition to them at all."
"God" forbid I ever become old in the UK, it seems that it is hell on earth to be placed in the clutches of Nanny.

Please "God" that I die before I become too old!

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Tuesday, December 01, 2015

Overweight Haters


As loyal readers know, Nanny has been bombarding us with anti obesity propaganda (via the media and NHS) for yonks.

As such it should come as no surprise to learn that Nanny's actions has spawned a group of people (self styled "Overweight Haters Ltd") who use their energies to vilify those who are not in their view the "correct" shape.

The BBC reports that commuters on the London Underground are being handed cards telling them they are a "fat, ugly human" by a group that claims to "hate and resent fat people".

NHS worker Kara Florish posted a message on social media after being handed a card while travelling on the Tube on Saturday.

British Transport Police said they had been made aware of the campaign.

The force has also had an incident reported in which a person was given a card.

This is the consequence of Nanny bombarding us with daily propaganda, singling out people who don't fit in with Nanny's idealised physical form.

You should not single people out because they are different to you. We all have "back stories" and "issues", bullying one group of people to make us feel better about our own failings is wrong.

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