tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post110086214496959653..comments2024-03-29T10:48:06.521+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Nanny Bans Nursery RhymesKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1101056865763976742004-11-21T17:07:00.000+00:002004-11-21T17:07:00.000+00:00Should also have mentioned that far worse than the...Should also have mentioned that far worse than the violence in nursery rhymes is their <A HREF="http://www.blogger.com/r?http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2F1%2Fhi%2Fuk%2F3526979.stm">sexual imagery</A>.Shooting Parrotshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07503757845024102476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1101056601757416042004-11-21T17:03:00.000+00:002004-11-21T17:03:00.000+00:00Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
(But only after his e...Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,<br />(But only after his employer had carried out a thorough risk assessment)<br />Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,<br />(No win, no fee solicitor called, Health and Safety close business, family demand public inquiry)<br />All the King's horses and all the King's men were either in Iraq or their regiments were being amalgamated,<br />So grief consellor puts Humpty together again<br />(But only after weekly conselling for five years)Shooting Parrotshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07503757845024102476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1100876483443189132004-11-19T15:01:00.001+00:002004-11-19T15:01:00.001+00:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Blognor Regishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17270795049477192100noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1100876464764856622004-11-19T15:01:00.000+00:002004-11-19T15:01:00.000+00:00Rock-a-bye, baby,
In one of the sustainable forest...Rock-a-bye, baby,<br />In one of the sustainable forest's tree's above average,<br />When the wind blows, in addition to powering affordable key workers' homes across the Welsh EU region,<br />The cradle will rock.<br />When the bough breaks,<br />The cradle will fall,<br />And down will come baby,<br />Thus prompting a full and frank report by the Health and Safety Executive into the actions of Forest Enterprise which results in a case of corporate manslaughter.Blognor Regishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17270795049477192100noreply@blogger.com