tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post1921215432950317145..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Nanny's Safe ChristmasKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-48992489041016252332012-11-22T05:26:22.090+00:002012-11-22T05:26:22.090+00:00In the spirit of inclusivity I intend to invite th...In the spirit of inclusivity I intend to invite the guys, gals and transgendered of Wokinghams community safety team home to spend Xmas Day with me. We could start with a bit of CofE Religion, smoking indoors, drinking too much, giving the kids innapropriate presents, eating evil food, doing zero exercise and telling mildly racist jokes before collapsing while watching Her Majesty on telly.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-78260245611601195232012-11-21T16:15:29.228+00:002012-11-21T16:15:29.228+00:00It may well be worth attending just to take the pi...It may well be worth attending just to take the piss!<br /><br />I may go, and keeping a straight face and putting on my best anorak voice, ask:<br /><br />"After I have cooked the turkey, do you think I should put on a hi-viz jacker to transfer the said turkey from the oven to the dining table, so that my guests can clearly see me with the hot turkey?"<br /><br />or:<br /><br />"When I decide to light the brandy on the Christmas pudding, should I have the Fire and Rescue Service on standby just in case the fire from the desert spoon of brandy gets out of control?"<br /><br />What winds me up more is that I am paying for this roadshow via my council tax......GrrrrrrrrTonk.noreply@blogger.com