tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post2422744589630429713..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: The Trouble With GinKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-38509520899267116422008-06-03T18:26:00.000+01:002008-06-03T18:26:00.000+01:00Ken,Is that a 20% off card with a perpetual life a...Ken,<BR/><BR/>Is that a 20% off card with a perpetual life and no limits? (Well, no limits until Nanny bans booze anywhere within 2 miles of a transport system of some sort ...)<BR/><BR/>Crikey.<BR/><BR/>Are their prices really so high they can with stand the costs?<BR/><BR/>Sounds like a good place to have a party ...<BR/><BR/><BR/>GrantAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-34625212760559155562008-06-02T15:45:00.000+01:002008-06-02T15:45:00.000+01:00To those of you who have offered to ferry supplies...To those of you who have offered to ferry supplies of gin to me in Croydonia, I have news.<BR/><BR/>SSP and I have now discussed the matter, and I am assured that supplies will be back by Thursday this week.<BR/><BR/>It would appear that the "powers that be" have been asleep at the wheel.<BR/><BR/>For my inconvenience I will be sent a special discount card that will give me 20% off on all future purchases.Ken Frosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-74412021655082372402008-06-02T15:18:00.000+01:002008-06-02T15:18:00.000+01:00Just in from SSP:"Hi Ken Further to your recent e-...Just in from SSP:<BR/><BR/>"Hi Ken <BR/><BR/>Further to your recent e-mail with regard to issues at East Croydon station. Please give me a call to get more information so that we can resolve this for you. <BR/><BR/>Look forward to hearing from you as soon as possible. <BR/><BR/>PR & Communications Manager"<BR/><BR/>Hah!Ken Frosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-3276128257211822482008-06-02T12:55:00.000+01:002008-06-02T12:55:00.000+01:00Ken:It's all part of Nanny's plan, what is the bes...Ken:<BR/><BR/>It's all part of Nanny's plan, what is the best way of banning booze? Simple, don't have it in the shops.<BR/><BR/>In the USSR, they got used to shops not having stock, now perhaps this is the first experimental shortage within the EUSSR, first ban the G & T in the people's republic of Croydonia, then roll out (Argghh) the scheme all over the region of the EUSSR that offers the least resistance, namely the UK. Eventually, the population can be controlled via the shortage scheme. For example, An outbreak os sickness in Stevenage, ban the sale of food until they get back to work and re start paying tax. A spate of mugging in Maidenhead, implement a food shortage until the muggers are too knackered to mug.....etc etc.<BR/><BR/>Ken; I wish you luck, I will try to smuggle some G & T into Croydonia for you as long as I'm not stopped, searched, banged up for 42 days with out charge, only to be fined at the end of that period and have my DNA added to the Dot Gov Database.<BR/><BR/>This posting will self destruct in thirty seconds before it is added to Dot Gov's database....Must go, there is a nice Community Support Officer knocking at my door, I wonder what he wants.....I must take my adjustable spanner with me as the bolts on the side of his neck look loose!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com