tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post519658432615076495..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Nanny Bans Drunken SailorsKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-61102110046583370322010-09-11T18:56:05.197+01:002010-09-11T18:56:05.197+01:00Aren't there more things to worry about in the...Aren't there more things to worry about in the world?Instead,their definition of worry is changing a song because they have nothing else to do.<br />Utter bollocks!Zeronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-9423786349744600732010-09-11T18:55:40.267+01:002010-09-11T18:55:40.267+01:00Aren't there more things to worry about in the...Aren't there more things to worry about in the world?Instead,their definition of worry is changing a song because they have nothing else to do.<br />Utter bollocks!Zeronoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-86857409884404018802009-02-05T12:37:00.000+00:002009-02-05T12:37:00.000+00:00I couldnt agree more complete and utter tripe .. ...I couldnt agree more complete and utter tripe .. do a little jig andmake him smile ? would this be why the education department was givignpole dancing lessons? please.. now Daid Gallico spot on !! damn i miss KennethAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1366505585148258782009-02-04T13:13:00.000+00:002009-02-04T13:13:00.000+00:00Hands off our trad songs you nasty lice!! This is...Hands off our trad songs you nasty lice!! This is an old trad song (and tune). It is bad enough the PC and multiculti vermin destroying the country and any framework in which we might enjoy or celebrate our traditions, but trying to rewrite the songs? <BR/><BR/>Dear Lord. <BR/><BR/>FIGHT BACK YOU FOOLS!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-49257059257831369922009-02-01T09:48:00.000+00:002009-02-01T09:48:00.000+00:00Anonymous said... I thought the new version was fo...Anonymous said... <BR/><BR/><I>I thought the new version was for some gays having a giggle. Sounds like it.</I><BR/><BR/>Ha ha ha! Anonymous said the word "gays" out loud! Ha ha ha! <BR/><BR/>Clutches split side and wanders off to re-tune the wireless with tears in eyes.<BR/><BR/>... said Anonymous 2.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-28391211662398242872009-01-30T22:49:00.000+00:002009-01-30T22:49:00.000+00:00I thought the new version was for some gays having...I thought the new version was for some gays having a giggle. Sounds like it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-4407227612090064622009-01-30T20:36:00.000+00:002009-01-30T20:36:00.000+00:00I've never been so offended in all my life. I gues...I've never been so offended in all my life. I guess it's our own fault, I tried to warn the Pirate Union that a skull and crossbones would send out the wrong messgae, the best they could come up with is call it the Jolly Roger. I stand here today to inform you all that us pirates aren't all grumpy and please rewrite these stanzas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-47268403083235040552009-01-30T17:17:00.000+00:002009-01-30T17:17:00.000+00:00"Fun"? Don't be daft. Here's my new copyright vers..."Fun"? Don't be daft. Here's my new copyright version:<BR/><BR/>What shall we do with the PC cretins<BR/>What shall we do with the PC cretins<BR/>What shall we do with the PC cretins<BR/>Early in the morning?<BR/><BR/>Wash out their mouths with strong carbolic<BR/>Early in the morning<BR/><BR/>Make ‘em sing “On the Good Ship Venus”<BR/>Early in the morning<BR/><BR/>Let Don Rumsfeld waterboard ‘em<BR/>Early in the morning<BR/><BR/>Throw ‘em overboard to the sharks stark naked<BR/>Early in the morning<BR/><BR/>Hang ‘em from the top of the highest yardarm<BR/>Early in the morning<BR/><BR/>Maroon the lot on a desert island<BR/>Early in the morning<BR/><BR/>Etc. <BR/><BR/>I could continue indefinitely in this vein, but I don’t actually think it’s funny at all. These people know nothing, and care less, about history and tradition. They are utterly ignorant about life aboard sailing ships and sea shanties for a start. They are gormless brainwashers, and quite unfit to have anything to do with childrens’ education. That such ludicrous antics should be funded with public money beggars belief.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-62534228790182663362009-01-30T15:48:00.000+00:002009-01-30T15:48:00.000+00:00Y'see this is where I fall out with the "Political...Y'see this is where I fall out with the "Political Correctness Gone Mad" brigade.<BR/><BR/>The theme of the book was Pirates and they thought it would be fun to adapt an old song to that theme. If you look for PC everywhere, you'll find it - in "Winterfest" (media-invented rubbish) or in this (media-spread mis-reporting). What's the common factor? Ah! The media stirring up outrage over nothing by misrepresenting a story. What a surprise!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-52654166821220283242009-01-30T15:24:00.000+00:002009-01-30T15:24:00.000+00:00Grumpy pirate? Gloomy Gordon more like.Grumpy pirate? Gloomy Gordon more like.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-8565246782318469982009-01-30T14:33:00.000+00:002009-01-30T14:33:00.000+00:00The late, great Kenneth Williams on the 1960s radi...The late, great Kenneth Williams on the 1960s radio programme<BR/>'Round the Horne' played a number of strange characters, including one called Rambling Sid Rumpo, who sang folk songs with 'different' words,specially written by the scriptwriters, but to the same tune. For this particular song, the words were, something like this: <BR/><BR/>"What shall we do with the drunken nurker?<BR/>What shall we do with the drunken nurker?<BR/>What shall we do with the drunken nurker?<BR/>He's bending his cordwangle!<BR/><BR/>Hit him in the nadgers with the bosuns blunger!<BR/>Slap him on the grummits with a wrought iron runger!<BR/>Cuff him in the moulies with the Captain's plunger<BR/>'Til his bogles dangle!<BR/><BR/>Heave, ho and up she rises, <BR/>Heave, ho and up she rises,<BR/>Heave ho and up she rises!<BR/>Oh!! He's broken his cordwangle!"<BR/><BR/>Much better, I think you'll agree than this political correct crap!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-21563347155727604952009-01-30T12:45:00.000+00:002009-01-30T12:45:00.000+00:00Great version of a great old traditional song!Great version of a great old traditional song!Suehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07165615283953837706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-46294746231234517752009-01-30T12:22:00.000+00:002009-01-30T12:22:00.000+00:00More PC crap.Perhaps someone should re-write the s...More PC crap.<BR/><BR/>Perhaps someone should re-write the song along the lines of "What shall we do with the PC pillock."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com