tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post6925677219452569963..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: The Dangers of Sauce - Ooh Err Missus!Ken Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-91141875299234456782008-06-18T09:54:00.000+01:002008-06-18T09:54:00.000+01:00black sea, if you're going to use paint thinner or...black sea, if you're going to use paint thinner or meths, make sure to filter it through half a stale loaf first (so my consultant wino tells me) but be careful to avoid a sliced loaf.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-62615404560655803452008-06-17T19:45:00.000+01:002008-06-17T19:45:00.000+01:00Dear Ken,Speaking only for myself, I know that whe...Dear Ken,<BR/><BR/>Speaking only for myself, I know that when I'm really in the mood to get pissed out of my skull, I cut a hasty path down to the local grocery store, purchase about 30 bottles of extra-hot barbeque sauce (4 proof if possible), then return home and guzzle as many bottles as possible before projectile vomiting all over the room, soiling myself, and passing out in a delirious haze of alcoholic satisfaction.<BR/><BR/>I also recommend equal measures of shoe polish and paint thinner, shaken, not stirred.<BR/><BR/>Cheers!Black Seahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16347464061061628147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-65757718447471372652008-06-17T16:46:00.000+01:002008-06-17T16:46:00.000+01:00SmithyYou will find that the inflation index that ...Smithy<BR/><BR/>You will find that the inflation index that the gov uses excludes mortgages, council tax etc.<BR/><BR/>Take a look at today's and recent posts on one of my sites www.loanbuster.net do a search for inflation etc.<BR/><BR/>KenKen Frosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-90185250570564221652008-06-17T13:48:00.000+01:002008-06-17T13:48:00.000+01:00>So what's gone down to even it out to 3.3% overal...>So what's gone down to even it out to 3.3% overall ?<BR/><BR/>All the electronic gizmos that you can no longer afford to buy cos you stupidly blew the money on mortgages, fuel, taxes....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-57429330521876003982008-06-17T12:37:00.000+01:002008-06-17T12:37:00.000+01:00Ken - sorry to go off topic again but you're an ac...Ken - sorry to go off topic again but you're an accountant, can you tell me what the f**** going on ?<BR/><BR/>The authorities are trying to tell us today that inflation is running at 3.3 percent. Well since January my main expenses have gone up as follows:-<BR/><BR/>Mortgage monthly payments; up 17%<BR/>Council tax; up 12%<BR/>Fuel for the car; up 22%<BR/>Gas for the house; up 20%<BR/>Electric; up 15%<BR/>Weekly shop; up 25% (and we buy the same stuff every week, but not in Tesco's.<BR/><BR/>So what's gone down to even it out to 3.3% overall ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-81755594492781274182008-06-17T10:51:00.000+01:002008-06-17T10:51:00.000+01:00It does seem to be something to do with Tesco. Do ...It does seem to be something to do with Tesco. Do they employ particularly thick checkout staff? I would suggest the old trick of filling a trolley with a huge amount of groceries and a bottle of scotch, then going to the checkout with a 12-year old kid, and when they refuse to serve leaving the whole lot spread out for the drones to clear up, but with my luck the checkout staff would be so thick they'd just cash it up and I'd be landed with a bill for abou £500!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-86843097631843874742008-06-17T10:22:00.000+01:002008-06-17T10:22:00.000+01:00Ah the death of common sense....Debbie from USAh the death of common sense....<BR/><BR/>Debbie from USAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-67537776188687696122008-06-17T10:14:00.000+01:002008-06-17T10:14:00.000+01:00I wonder just how Tesco managed to become the UK's...I wonder just how Tesco managed to become the UK's largest grocer when they take crazy decisions like this.<BR/><BR/>I suspect Nanny has frightened Tesco and other shops to death with threats of fines....Kerching...if they sell alcohol to minors, I suspect the average checkout slave does not know exactly what the regulations are and thus errs on the side of caution.<BR/><BR/>It is a sad sad world is Nanny's world.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com