tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post8880571033710490740..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Nanny Bans SwansKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-85794235848840058862012-04-30T19:07:34.670+01:002012-04-30T19:07:34.670+01:00'Ello, 'Ello 'Ello....Can you see we&#...'Ello, 'Ello 'Ello....Can you see we're in hi-viz....We are the state, do as you're told or we'll 'ave you.Tonk.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-11650761944310998592012-04-30T14:40:48.125+01:002012-04-30T14:40:48.125+01:00Thanks Microdave, I got my birds muddled up!Thanks Microdave, I got my birds muddled up!Ken Frosthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-67121121645427428692012-04-30T14:37:22.683+01:002012-04-30T14:37:22.683+01:00Slight correction needed, Ken - you say "Gees...Slight correction needed, Ken - you say "Geese" are highly aggressive instead of Swans. I would add this rather depends on how you approach them!<br /><br />But back to the subject - either something is a crime, or it's not. If the Met are happy with the display, the gallery should tell the bobbies to go forth & multiply (which they probably also wouldn't understand)...microdavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352078582764696261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-43319176162007416822012-04-30T14:34:53.365+01:002012-04-30T14:34:53.365+01:00Listen ‘ere. It’s Brian Sewell again. You know, th...Listen ‘ere. It’s Brian Sewell again. You know, the famous art critic and gobshite.<br /><br />I have had a butchers at the photo and seeing as I am the resident painting expert here I thought I would do a bit of criticing of it for you.<br />Don’t worry, it’s free today, but you owe me one OK.<br /><br />I have lost count on the number of times I have seen this picture. Loads of famous painters have done her. Leda is a bit like the Jordan of olden days, but with smaller tits. There is even a load of skulptures of her too.<br /><br />This photo is shit. You can’t see nuffin expect just a bit of nocker. It aint erotic at all. What is needed to make it horny is if the tart was posing with her feet behind her ears like one of them reader’s wives in Razzle. She would need a nicely trimmed twat which would do the hamburger shot a treat, and bigger tits too.<br />The swan should have a ‘normus hard-on and there should be a speak bubble coming out of his gob saying sumfink funny like, ‘Fuck-a-Duck’.<br /><br />In my expert opinion, the photo is total bolloxs.<br /><br />Know what I mean.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com