Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item. Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies. Sho...

As loyal readers know, Nanny has numerous bees in numerous bonnets about food, drink and drugs. She likes nothing more than to try to b...

As loyal readers know, Nanny is fond of banning certain words and phrases lest they cause offence (eg because in her view they are non pc...

A rather sad tale in the Telegraph about police shooting an escaped cow which, seemingly, posed a threat. Oddly enough, the police mar...

I am hugely gemused to see that Nanny's chums from Castle View School on Canvey Island have got their collective knickers into a twi...

I am highly gemused to see that Nanny intends to expand her ever growing network of databases. This time she intends to create one conta...