I wish you all a happy, healthy, peaceful and prosperous 2014! Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item....

Happy Christmas everyone, make sure you ignore Nanny's advice and enjoy yourselves! I see that in keeping with the season, the UK is...

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me in the direction of this piece of seasonal Nanny nonsense, imposed by Mole Valley District Coun...

Peter O’Toole had no time for Nanny's anti drink nonsense and once said: “ Fornication, madness, murder, drunkenness, shouting, ...

Words of wisdom from the Simpsons! Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item. Visit The Joy of Lard ...

My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me in the direction of a "brilliant" wheeze dreamt up by Nanny's chums from Stafford...