Tuesday, December 24, 2019
Merry Christmas
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Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item. Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies. Sh...
Monday, December 23, 2019
Stormzy In a Teacupsky
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Until the other day I was blissfully ignorant as to who Stormzy is. Now, sadly, I am not! I trust and assume I will again be bli...
Monday, December 09, 2019
Auntie Trims Her Tree
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The Telegraph reports that Auntie has got rid of her Christmas tree. The tree stood at the door of New Broadcasting House for just one...
Monday, December 02, 2019
Cats Accused of Racism
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The Telegraph reports that Principal Ballerina Francesca Hayward, who plays Victoria the White in the Andrew Lloyd Webber adaption of Ca...
Thursday, November 28, 2019
Irony Klaxon - Bags For Life Increase Plastic Usage
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Oh dear, it seems that whilst sales of "bags for life" rose to 1.5bn last year the amount of plastic used by supermarkets also...
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Tuesday, November 26, 2019
Nanny Bans Bollocks
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Two anti-Brexit campaigners claim they were pulled over on to the hard shoulder of the M25 and told by police to remove a slogan from...
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