tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post113691481781617037..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: The Dangers of FruitKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1138295993513299622006-01-26T17:19:00.000+00:002006-01-26T17:19:00.000+00:00Children who are wrapped in cotton wool grow into ...Children who are wrapped in cotton wool grow into immature pathetic adults who are incapable of looking after themselves, and who rely on the state for every little thing<BR/><BR/>You forgot to mention grow up to take on responsibilities like running the country, passing laws etc, the way these poor little mights will grow up they will be too scared to pass wind never mind laws.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1137235410676572452006-01-14T10:43:00.000+00:002006-01-14T10:43:00.000+00:00Ken you rock. I weep for the country I once called...Ken you rock. I weep for the country I once called home, thank goodness I´m out of it now. Keep up the good work!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1136994621865141722006-01-11T15:50:00.000+00:002006-01-11T15:50:00.000+00:00Ken said:"Children who are wrapped in cotton wool ...Ken said:<BR/><BR/>"Children who are wrapped in cotton wool grow into immature pathetic adults"<BR/><BR/>Who are then go to work as so-called "safety consultants" for RoSPA or any of the other many batallions of Nanny's Health and Safety Gestapo.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1136993631675509122006-01-11T15:33:00.000+00:002006-01-11T15:33:00.000+00:00Jeez, what's next? A requirement that children ea...Jeez, what's next? A requirement that children eat with corks on the ends of their forks (assuming that these potential "weapons" are even allowed in schools) to keep the little morons from gouging their eyes out?<BR/><BR/>Further proof of what happens when society interferes with the process of natural selection.liberranterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00555275410576294081noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1136988659417556482006-01-11T14:10:00.000+00:002006-01-11T14:10:00.000+00:00It seems monty python were correct!Self defence ag...It seems monty python were correct!<BR/><BR/>Self defence against fresh fruit here:<BR/>http://bau2.uibk.ac.at/sg/python/Scripts/Self-defenseAgainstFruit<BR/><BR/>RAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1136978490155154242006-01-11T11:21:00.000+00:002006-01-11T11:21:00.000+00:00Ah! I can just see it:January 2006: Nanny bans inc...Ah! I can just see it:<BR/><BR/>January 2006: Nanny bans incredibly dangerous fruit in schools.<BR/><BR/>March 2006: Home office reports rise in fruit related violence as school bullies relieve the swotty kids of their dinner money using a loaded Avocado.<BR/><BR/>June 2006: Schools install 'Fruit detectors' at the gates. Seizures of Lychees at an all time high.<BR/><BR/>July 2006: As part of the 'Respect' Agenda, government announces that the parents of children found carrying pipped fruits will be sentenced to 2 years inside and confiscation of all assets.<BR/><BR/>September 2006: Two 17 year olds enter their school in long black coats which conceal an array of lethal fruits. An hour later 15 of their fellow pupils have been savagely smoothied to death and another three are suffering from being squirted by a particularly juicy lemon. Armed response teams describe scenes of utter chaos..."There were Cranberries all over the wall and what they had done with the grapes, it was awful!".Kaptain_Vonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17625273381318758234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1136976277856043492006-01-11T10:44:00.000+00:002006-01-11T10:44:00.000+00:00>Children who are wrapped in cotton wool grow into...>Children who are wrapped in cotton wool grow into immature pathetic adults who are incapable of looking after themselves, and who rely on the state for every little thing<BR/><BR/>Yes. But that's the plan isn't it?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com