tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post1643896441124401618..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Nanny Bans The Reliable- Only Fuckwits Need ApplyKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-4135932579657452732010-02-04T17:59:34.070+00:002010-02-04T17:59:34.070+00:00Hah, this is nothing. Nanny's US equivalent ju...Hah, this is nothing. Nanny's US equivalent just recently advertised for "up to 10 experienced attorneys for the position of Trial Attorney in the Voting Section in Washington, D.C.”<br /><br />The mentally retarded and mentally ill are especially encouraged to apply. Think I'm joking? Go <a href="http://volokh.com/2010/02/03/seeking-qualified-mentally-retarded-lawyers/" rel="nofollow">here</a>. <br /><br />For the first time, I feel that I've gained some real insight into how the US Justice Department works.Black Seahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16347464061061628147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-13803757292529716932010-02-04T11:22:47.516+00:002010-02-04T11:22:47.516+00:00I'd recommend that fine book too. Sadly, it w...I'd recommend that fine book too. Sadly, it was written a few years back, and it now looks more like a history of Britain than a satire...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-37843459471270319652010-02-04T09:57:15.043+00:002010-02-04T09:57:15.043+00:00Want to see how far this sort of thing could go?
R...Want to see how far this sort of thing could go?<br />Read 'Incompetence' by Rob Grant - it's a look into the Nanny-controlled future.Jimnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-48594130085851930792010-02-03T20:52:48.269+00:002010-02-03T20:52:48.269+00:00Ah yes Nanny's Jobcentre Plus (Plus what?). Th...Ah yes Nanny's Jobcentre Plus (Plus what?). The people who require you to sign on the dole before they will help you out in one of their jobcentres. That's what I found anyway. Unlike most young people I<br /><br />1) Have two master's degrees<br />2) Do not wish to sign on the dole<br /><br />I am still unemployed. Partly because the recession means there are practically no decent jobs in the field I want to work in, partly because all the employees want people with 2000 years previous experience so I am doing 2000 tons of voluntary work and partly because Jobcentres only seem to want people to work in warehouses (provided they've signed on the dole first of course).<br /><br />I knew I should have put down 'black, gay, disabled, Scottish jew in receipt of 200 different benefits' on my application form.Speenzmannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-25800139487728882182010-02-03T20:45:39.083+00:002010-02-03T20:45:39.083+00:00Unbeliveable isn't it, you couldn't make i...Unbeliveable isn't it, you couldn't make it up.Kobanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-33749391443922390352010-02-03T15:28:42.926+00:002010-02-03T15:28:42.926+00:00Be alert. Britain needs lerts.
Job centres are ob...Be alert. Britain needs lerts.<br /><br />Job centres are obviously staffed by lerts.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-78392822000082886852010-02-03T15:26:48.019+00:002010-02-03T15:26:48.019+00:00This comment has been removed by the author.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-543343787952726782010-02-03T14:47:42.733+00:002010-02-03T14:47:42.733+00:00Bucko: assuming they used your questionnaire, you ...Bucko: assuming they used your questionnaire, you can bet there'd be people who ticked option 'b' when filling out the form...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-20426844277292594762010-02-03T14:12:09.315+00:002010-02-03T14:12:09.315+00:00They dont need to add comments like that on the ad...They dont need to add comments like that on the advert. It may well offend the workshy gits out there. You are not allowed to ask if folk are black or female or disabled. This is just the same thing.<br /><br />What they should do to avoid discrimination is add it on their "equal opportinities monitoring questionaire".<br /><br />EG:<br />1) are you: a) black b) asian c) hymalayan d) english<br />2) are you: a) Male b) female c) transgender<br />3) are you: a) hard working and reliable b) a workshy feckless cunt<br /><br />Problem solved. No hurt feelings.Buckonoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-1582931248305200952010-02-03T13:28:15.978+00:002010-02-03T13:28:15.978+00:00I have never heard anthing like it! What a load of...I have never heard anthing like it! What a load of BS! If I were Nicole Mamo, in future when I need to place a job advertisement, I would make a point of NOT placing it with Thetford Jobcentre! And how typical of the jobcentre, when they deservedly received adverse publicity over the matter, for them to try and squirm their way out of it, instead ofadmitting they were in the wrong!Julius Caesarnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-46883616657739364182010-02-03T12:59:35.913+00:002010-02-03T12:59:35.913+00:00When I get the sack from work for being the work-s...When I get the sack from work for being the work-shy lazy git that I am, I now know I'll have them bang to rights on the inevitable tribunal that follows... thanks Nanny! :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-70936287230704141342010-02-03T12:45:45.778+00:002010-02-03T12:45:45.778+00:00Perhaps she should have put at the end of the adve...Perhaps she should have put at the end of the advert something along these lines;<br /><br />"We welcome applications from unreliable workshy applicants and guarantee that, as long as you meet the qualifications criteria, we will give you an interview."<br /><br />Within six months the business would be bust.<br /><br /><br />This could only happen in Britain.<br /><br />Enjoy writing rubbish responsibly.<br /><br />www.reliableaware.co.ukTonk.noreply@blogger.com