tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post2767196589798349894..comments2024-03-29T10:48:06.521+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: The Dangers of Wendy HousesKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-66756063319817863642013-06-26T04:37:41.631+01:002013-06-26T04:37:41.631+01:00Ha! Off to reeducation camp for you, ken!
DebbieHa! Off to reeducation camp for you, ken!<br /><br />DebbieAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-15792027547714667612013-06-26T00:40:17.704+01:002013-06-26T00:40:17.704+01:00Typical actions of council jobsworths who cannot b...Typical actions of council jobsworths who cannot bear to see anyone under their control enjoying themselves!Lord of Atlantisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-52564088489669388322013-06-25T20:11:31.306+01:002013-06-25T20:11:31.306+01:00You have missed another issue of major concern.
&...You have missed another issue of major concern.<br /><br />"You are not allowed to call this structure by a gender-specific title such as "Wendy". And you may not refer to it by a "child's house", as this ageist. In any case, it is not a house. If it were, you would need planning permission for it, regardless of the nature of the structure. You do not have planning permission, so we require that you demolish it immediately, and restore the site to its previous state. We shall make an appropriate charge for the removal of any residue, replanting, and restitution of any detritus that formerly occupied the site. There will, of course be administrative and compliance charges for this, together with an additional fee for the inspection at the conclusion of the works. We require you to engage the services of Council-approved contractors to deal with the project. Before you commence the works involved, you will need to apply for a permit. The application form must be submitted in triplicate, together with the application fee of £500, and should be countersigned by an appropriate individual, eg an MP (to whom the endorsement fee of £300 will be payable), the CEO of the Council (ditto), or the Archbishop of Canterbury (not ditto). We value you as a longstanding customer, and look forward to serving you in future. Have a nice day!"Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13698884514295983365noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-3468011323478919332013-06-25T15:01:18.043+01:002013-06-25T15:01:18.043+01:00Nanny does appear to hate Wendy Houses, given that...Nanny does appear to hate Wendy Houses, given that this is not the first time a council has stomped their size fifties over a child's play house. I can recall a couple of similar examples and a couple where Nanny has got upset about a tree house too.<br /><br />I am sure those that love to be called "officers" sit around, at our expense, dreaming up crazy ways to inconvenience the general public; I bet the sad old officers are having a good laugh at this one!Tonk.noreply@blogger.com