tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post4854210135059371843..comments2024-03-05T17:55:58.806+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Prats of The Week - Lothian and Borders PoliceKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-50802959039415691422011-12-14T14:48:03.165+00:002011-12-14T14:48:03.165+00:00microdave:''An "anti-discriminatory&q...microdave:''An "anti-discriminatory" baguette???<br /><br />WTF is one of them?''<br /><br />Baroness Warsi, Polly Toynbee, La Greer to name but a few..... ;o)skydognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-85492853609757539682011-12-13T18:58:05.825+00:002011-12-13T18:58:05.825+00:00An "anti-discriminatory" baguette???
WT...An "anti-discriminatory" baguette???<br /><br />WTF is one of them....<br /><br />Anyway, white bread is BAD - the 75/25% should have been the other way round.microdavehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01352078582764696261noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-46613575324880359792011-12-13T02:21:03.027+00:002011-12-13T02:21:03.027+00:00The contract was supposed to boost 'local busi...The contract was supposed to boost 'local businesses' but it went to a firm in Glasgow.<br /><br />Ta for the £9.00 calculation, I read about this in the Telegraph but they did not point this out.bannedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02406037760273820029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-10027274601190200172011-12-12T20:35:59.662+00:002011-12-12T20:35:59.662+00:00You know, the more I think about this the more fuc...You know, the more I think about this the more fucking angry I am getting.<br /><br />I remember just after the riots in Tottenham some Chief Police Officer (a woman, obviously, probably lesbian), was explaining how the local police had been ‘building bridges’ with the local community for over a decade. I don’t know quite how installing hundreds of CCTV cameras to watch every move can be classed as ‘building bridges’, but I do know that effective policing entails actually being a part of the community that you are supposed to be serving.<br /><br />Why is it that in almost every other country the police can be seen eating in their local bars and cafes and mixing with the locals, and in the UK they want to hide away and have their food delivered to them?<br /><br />These cunts have no intention or idea on how to integrate. They see themselves as a class above everyone else. <br /><br />No wonder they are disliked and mistrusted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-75737815863471389742011-12-12T19:34:29.867+00:002011-12-12T19:34:29.867+00:00'The British Sandwich Association!'
Is thi...'The British Sandwich Association!'<br />Is this a club, a professional body or legislative authority on what may or may not be allowed in a sandwich?<br />Perhaps the ACPO lead on Sandwich Quality, Chief Superintendent Philmea Gobbovic can give us the answer.The Travelling Toperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00959982712137149288noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-25711403065516697422011-12-12T14:17:58.442+00:002011-12-12T14:17:58.442+00:00Since when have the police had a ‘packed lunch’ as...Since when have the police had a ‘packed lunch’ as part of their perks?<br /><br />Why the fuck can’t they buy their own food, or make their own packed lunches like every other working person? American police manage to, as seen on just about every cop program they are always in and out of ‘Delis’ and forever getting donuts (sic), Chinese food and pizzas delivered to their station houses.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-71413509325443359292011-12-12T12:07:29.703+00:002011-12-12T12:07:29.703+00:00Yes, Tonk, Summed up very well! Another telephone...Yes, Tonk, Summed up very well! Another telephone conversation:<br /><br />Caller: I've just come home from work and my house has been burgled.<br /><br />Police telephonist: I'm sorry sir/madam, but we cannot do anything about that as we have no funds for investigating crime, or arresting criminals.Lord of Atlantisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-35403648227637121362011-12-12T11:02:36.079+00:002011-12-12T11:02:36.079+00:00Telephone conversation.
Caller; "Hello, is t...Telephone conversation.<br /><br />Caller; "Hello, is that Lothian and Borders Police?"<br /><br />Police telephonist; "Yes, hello, how can I help you?"<br /><br />Caller; "I'd like to report a crime."<br /><br />Police Telephonist; "What is the nature of the crime?"<br /><br />Caller; "It's a robbery."<br /><br />Police Telephonist: "Who has been robbed?"<br /><br />Caller; "You have been, you dozy buggers."Tonk.noreply@blogger.com