tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post6666206056835536758..comments2024-03-29T10:48:06.521+00:00Comments on Nanny Knows Best: Swine FluKen Frosthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13568488818950912374noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-48724600731009663002009-05-04T15:56:00.000+01:002009-05-04T15:56:00.000+01:00Well I took it so seriously I rang the Swine Hotli...Well I took it so seriously I rang the Swine Hotline.<br />But all I got was crackling.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-46895988086323050702009-05-04T00:02:00.000+01:002009-05-04T00:02:00.000+01:00Oy think I can loin a lot about it though............Oy think I can loin a lot about it though..........TAXI!!!timbonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985165416240833253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-42638918786903751592009-05-03T23:59:00.000+01:002009-05-03T23:59:00.000+01:00Nah, don't mean it, just ribbing you about it that...Nah, don't mean it, just ribbing you about it that's alltimbonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985165416240833253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-81555767432001475552009-05-03T23:57:00.000+01:002009-05-03T23:57:00.000+01:00Are you lot trying to rind me upAre you lot trying to rind me uptimbonehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06985165416240833253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-83143843836314905642009-05-01T14:57:00.000+01:002009-05-01T14:57:00.000+01:00Or I shall be forced to give you the chop.Or I shall be forced to give you the chop.Lord of Atlantisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-46242026652782988352009-04-30T20:18:00.000+01:002009-04-30T20:18:00.000+01:00Now be good chaps, and trotter along you two....Now be good chaps, and trotter along you two....microdavenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-73575227844927723032009-04-30T17:14:00.000+01:002009-04-30T17:14:00.000+01:00you need to put oinkment on it.
I'll get mine a...you need to put oinkment on it.<br /><br /><br /><br />I'll get mine as wellAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-38142962868016320392009-04-30T14:23:00.000+01:002009-04-30T14:23:00.000+01:00What's the main symptoon of swine flu?
You come o...What's the main symptoon of swine flu?<br /><br />You come out in a rasher.<br /><br />Sorry, I'll get my coat...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-46271603621393684302009-04-30T08:17:00.000+01:002009-04-30T08:17:00.000+01:00The TV news has just featured a child from Torbay ...The TV news has just featured a child from Torbay saying 'When we first heard at lunchtime yesterday that one of our clsssmates had it, we all panicked and everyone was saying "Oh, we're all going to die!"'<br /><br />What a pathetic nation of wimps the British have become, and are raising their children to be.<br /><br />Oh - and the latest is that Tamiflu isn't very effective and is produced by a company in which Donald Rumsfeld has a large interest [and is doubtless anticipating huge profits]. So don't buy it, folks.anticanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18135207107619114891noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-38367849461725858472009-04-30T07:20:00.000+01:002009-04-30T07:20:00.000+01:00Oh dear as a prime porker our delightful Home Secr...Oh dear as a prime porker our delightful Home Secretary must be very worried about the swine flu.<br /><br />She had better invest in some "educational films" about the risks - all billed to the taxpayer, naturally.the man from UNCLEnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-24038512701852331522009-04-29T22:15:00.000+01:002009-04-29T22:15:00.000+01:001 Don't waste your money on those masks, they don'...1 Don't waste your money on those masks, they don't work.<br /><br />It's true these masks will not protect you from inhaling the virus. But, they have one good use, to keep you from touching your mouth and nose.Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02205771301367730007noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-31403711706238112932009-04-29T16:11:00.000+01:002009-04-29T16:11:00.000+01:00Wait a minute Ken - you forgot to tell everyone to...Wait a minute Ken - you forgot to tell everyone to give up smoking! Let's face it, smoking causes EVERY disease known to man (and a few others) and is also undoubtedly responisble for eartquakes, tsunamis and manifold other disastersOld Greenynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-75052082177653098912009-04-29T15:34:00.000+01:002009-04-29T15:34:00.000+01:00If Brown and co are in charge of our health, then ...If Brown and co are in charge of our health, then Swine Flu will be as virulent and 'successful' as the Black Death. Unfortunately, Number 6, the swine you refer to in Westminster and Brussells will ensure their own safety and well-being first and foremost, and stuff the rest of us! You don't seriously expect our beloved leaders to waste these anti-flu drugs on the riff-raff, sorry, taxpaying public, do you?Lord of Atlantisnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-48991714695513746422009-04-29T13:31:00.000+01:002009-04-29T13:31:00.000+01:00The only scare that will stay is global warming - ...The only scare that will stay is global warming - because they can raise 'green' taxes on the back of that.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-91031245392028718702009-04-29T12:57:00.000+01:002009-04-29T12:57:00.000+01:00Swine flu, bird flu, SARS......I have trouble gett...Swine flu, bird flu, SARS......I have trouble getting worked up about these things. THe reality rarely matches the hype.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-44261233575100875342009-04-29T12:46:00.000+01:002009-04-29T12:46:00.000+01:00I think it's still ok to have sex with pigs as lon...I think it's still ok to have sex with pigs as long as you don't kiss them.on the runnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-72719758588375057322009-04-29T10:56:00.000+01:002009-04-29T10:56:00.000+01:00I was listening to the news yesterday.....Talk abo...I was listening to the news yesterday.....Talk about over reaction; It sounded as if the news was being read by Corporal Jones!!<br />There is no reason why a flu pandemic should kill off people in a modern society. We are assured by Nanny that she has the medication reserves to treat it.<br />What worried me more though was Brown's line, almost exactly the same as he used about the financial crisis:-<br /><br />It is a global pandemic, we are doing everything we can and Britain is better placed than most to deal with it.....Perhaps then we should panic!!Tonk.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-48070633777406077592009-04-29T09:58:00.001+01:002009-04-29T09:58:00.001+01:00Breaking news!Don't delay. Sign up today.<A HREF="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEr5fGPYxZo" REL="nofollow">Breaking news!</A>Don't delay. <A HREF="http://petitions.number10.gov.uk/please-go/" REL="nofollow">Sign up</A> today.Awards Committeenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8377446.post-59405874940473079782009-04-29T09:58:00.000+01:002009-04-29T09:58:00.000+01:00Thank your for the advice!
I sometimes slip up on...Thank your for the advice!<br /><br />I sometimes slip up on number four of your list, but I always obey the other six and always have done (as far back as I can remember, anyway).John M Wardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06251285057595626917noreply@blogger.com