Gong With The Wind

Well, the New Year's Honours list has been released; for reasons that escape me, I am not on it!

Now I know that you have all been writing to Nanny; asking her to give me a "gong" for my services to the nation, in alerting Britain as to the dangers of the nanny state.

I can therefore only conclude that she has deliberately vetoed my name's inclusion on the list.

I kindly ask that you redouble your efforts in 2005, and write to Nanny's Gong Award Department; telling them to give me an honour in 2005.

Thanks and Happy New Year.

Ken