Ooh Matron!

My compliments to the good people of Barnet and Chase Farm Hospital, they have just instituted a strict anti MRSA policy.

They have banned Nanny and her chums at Westminster, all politicians in fact, from entering the wards.

Seemingly politicians are a source of disease and infection.

Splendid!

Now if only we could institute this policy nationwide, and make it applicable to all areas of life, we would be on to a winner.