Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Dangers of Salt - The New Cocaine

Salt Lovers Guide

Those of you with long memories (not addled by age, drink or drugs) may recall that way back in 2008 I wrote about councils trying to limit the number of holes in salt shakers at fish and chip shops.

"Seemingly at least six councils have ordered five-hole shakers, at our (council taxpayers') expense. These are being given away to chip shops and takeaways in their areas.

Drywite Ltd make the five hole shakers at £2 each. They have now received orders from at least five other councils, including Gateshead and Middlesbrough Council.

As one rather wise chippy owner said, it doesn't matter how many holes it has, people are going to put on as much salt as they want.

Additionally, why not save yourself the £2 and simply bung up some of the holes with sticky tape or glue?

Carol Ackerman, who runs Carol's Plaice in the suburb of Acklam, said:

"People will just put on more salt if they want more.

In fact, we have had some people unscrewing the lids to do so."

Another brilliant use of council taxpayer's money!
"

Well it seems that the anti salt lobby is up to its old tricks again (quite why Nanny has such a bee in her bonnet over salt - a necessary part of the human diet - I don't know...could it be that Nanny is related to slugs?), Stockport council (Lib Dem run) wants fish and chip shops, cafes and Indian restaurants to hide salt shakers behind the counters.

The "thinking" being that if people don't see the salt they may not use it, and those that do want it will have to ask for it.

Ironically Stockport is facing a budget cut of around £50M, so quite how they have found the resources necessary for this campaign I don't know.

The campaign is part of the Greater Manchester ASK campaign, which aims to cut salt consumption.

All utter bollocks:

1 One size fits all does not work wrt "safe" levels of food, drink or drugs.

2 A healthy person, who drinks water and exercises regularly, will excrete (I like that word:)) excess salt via urine and sweat.

3 As a child I used to shave blocks of sea salt for my mum (anyone know where I can get these now?), and would enjoy eating chunks of salt (I have not got a sweet tooth). I am now middle aged, and in ruggedly good health!

4 We should be allowed to eat food in the way we wish.

5 Shall we criminalise salt to such an extent that it will become the new "cocaine" of the street dealers?

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Auntie's Bloomers

Testcard

LOL:)

I see that I am not the only website operator to have had technical problems recently.

I was gemused to wake up this morning (always a good start to the day;)), to read that Auntie (Nanny's best friend) had a wee spot of bother yesterday with her website. Seemingly the BBC website (all of it) was down for about an hour yesterday evening.

Well, as with my humble site, the outage did not cause a world catastrophe and the sun (or rather murky haze) still rose this morning.

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Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Another Bollocks Suggestion From Nanny



I see that Maggie Atkinson, the Childrens' Commissioner for England (what on earth is the purpose of that role?), has issued a statement calling for children to be involved in the selection of teachers.

This "initiative" follows on from the results of a survey of 2,000 kids (aged 9-16), which found (how very unsurprisingly) that around 67% wanted a say in the selection process of teachers.

Dr Atkinson is quoted by the BBC:

"Young people are a school's customers, and they see lots of different teaching styles over the course of a school career.

Our research shows that they understand teaching is a challenging job which requires a wide range of skills from teachers - it is not just about their academic qualifications or how loudly they can shout.
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Herein lies the problem, children are not "customers" at all. They have no choice but to attend school. The parents, if they have some say in where their child is educated (either via private education or via placing them in a specific state school), are the "customers".

I am afraid that I regard the suggestion of placing kids on interview panels as complete bollocks!

I am of course a middle aged male accountant, and therefore have no understanding of how the "real" world works;)

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Technical Problem - Update

My thanks to all of you who helped me with my technical problem accessing my homepage.

I have finally received an answer from my hosting company, here it is:

"The firewall system we are using is new due to our move to a new data center. Our admin is working to get the system back on the old firewall where we didn't have these issues. He still has some issues to resolve before he can make the switch but hopefully it will be soon."

Today, for the moment, I can access my homepage.

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Monday, March 28, 2011

Bin Brother - The Dangers of Wheelie Bins

Bin Brother

I see that the health and safety of binmen continues to rank highly on Nanny's list of priorities. There is of course nothing wrong with ensuring that the health and safety of binmen is addressed.

However, one has to question Nanny's priorites if she ranks the health and safety of a fit, active binman over the health and safety of an 80 year old who has heart and back problems.

Bill Craig, an 80 year old who lives in Colchester, has used a wheelie bin to help him carry one small black bag of rubbish to the end of his drive every week for the past two years.

This arrangement has worked fine until recently, when Colchester Borough Council advised him (via a warning note) that he was using the wrong kind of bin.

It seems that under new health and safety rules, dreamt up by people with nothing better to do, binmen must no longer lean into the wheelie bin to remove the small black bag of lightweight rubbish.

For why?

They might injure themselves!

However, the council do have a solution.

Hoozah!

Can you guess what that is children?

Yes, that's right, they will use a specialist team to go to Mr Craig's house and collect the rubbish.

Unsurprisinlgy, Mr Craig is a tad "concerned" at the cost to the local council taxpayers of this Heath Robinson solution.

Sadly commonsnse was long ago banned by Nanny and, despite the cuts (that I dare say many from Nanny's local councils were demonstrating against on Saturday), the concept of thrift was long ago abandoned.

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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Technical Problem

Hi folks please can you let me know if you are able to access my homepage www.kenfrost.com?

I have been unable to access it on my computers here for the last 24 hours.

Thanks.

Ken

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Celebrate the joy of living with booze. Click and drink!

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries