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Friday, July 30, 2021

NHS Bans Capitals



In a display of utter idiocy, the NHS has decreed that capital words are offensive.

As per Guido Fawkes:

Commenters on the NHS website are now being chastised for over-using capital letters. Presumably they’re shortly to rebrand as ‘the nhs’…

One co-conspirator was recently blocked from reviewing a hospital as, according to the NHS moderators:

“it contains capitalised words. On the internet this can be regarded as “shouting” and many people are offended by it. Please resubmit your review, and avoid over-using capital letters.”

I wonder if the NHS realises that its name is in capitals, as such will it ban itself?


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Friday, July 02, 2021

Nanny's Salt Tax


 

It seems that, despite Covid, Nanny hasn't lost her desire to mess with other aspects of our lives.

Sources familiar with drafts of Nanny's upcoming National Food Strategy say it suggests a tax of 6% on high-salt content foods.

That could see the price of a McDonald’s Big Mac soar by 20p and push a bag of Quavers to 91p.

As ever this will of course not stop people eating these products. However, it will hurt the poorest sections of the community who will find the cost of their food bills going up!


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Tuesday, June 22, 2021

Facebook Bans Ken for Over 200 Million Years!


 

An odd thing happened to me on Facebook this Saturday afternoon.

Facebook, for reasons best known to itself, decided to ban me from posting or commenting on groups that I am not an administrator of (ie my local community group). 

However, I could still post on my timeline and on a group which I administer.

Did they tell me why?

No!

How long was the ban?

A day, a week, a month?

No!

It was 219,248,447 years!

Not even Trump was banned for that long.

Anyhoo, I made my feelings clear to Facebook via Facebook and Twitter. 

On Sunday morning I was unbanned, without a word of explanation or apology!

Today Facebook decided to double down on its stupidity and banned a humorous meme that I posted on my timeline (see below) in 2015, over 6 years ago!


 

I disagreed with their decision and they informed me I could raise with the Oversight Board, which I have now done. 



It would seem that Commander Data's social network group is not as perfect as he pretends it is.


 

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Thursday, June 10, 2021

Dons Boycott Oriel Over Rhodes


 

Around 150 Oxford University academics are refusing to teach at Oriel Oxford after it decided to keep the controversial statue of Cecil Rhodes.

Last month the college decided not to take it down for practical reasons.

Now, some academics are boycotting Oriel and have signed a petition saying the statue "glorifies colonialism".

They are refusing to give tutorials to undergraduates from Oriel or attend talks there.

The solution to this boycott is simple, sack the dons for breach of contract!


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Wednesday, June 09, 2021

Prats of The Week - The Middle Common Room Magdalen College Oxford


Dear oh dear, who would have thought that what was once one of the best universities in the world would end up as a breeding ground for utter prattery?

I refer of course to the decision by the students of the Middle Common Room of Magdalen College Oxford to remove the portrait of The Queen from their room, lest it offends someone.

The students there have every right to hang pictures of whatever they wish on their walls (eg Rhodes), and have every right to remove a picture of the Queen.

However, the reasons they chose to remove the picture (ie that it might "offend" someone because of issues to do with the days of empire) are feeble-minded to say the least.

1 The Queen came to the throne when Britain was already dismantling her empire.

2 The Queen is the head of state.

3 Monarchs have had connections to Oxford for centuries.

4 If you are offended by a picture of the head of state then seek therapy.

Simply put, if that is the best intellectual argument they can come up with then Oxford needs to radically overhaul its admissions policy; because it is clear that they are currently admitting feeble-minded idiots!


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Tuesday, June 01, 2021

Nanny Bans The Duke


 When the Duke of Edinburgh died, King's College London sent staff an email with a photo of the Duke (who had been governor of the university since 1955).

“As the nation marks the death of HRH Prince Philip, the Duke of Edinburgh, we thought you might like to see this photo of the duke at the official opening of the Maughan Library in 2002, which some colleagues will remember.”

Some staff complained (they didn't like the Duke), this then prompted the university Associate director Joleen Clarke to apologise thusly:

“The picture was included as a historical reference point following his death.

The inclusion of the picture was not intended to commemorate him.

Through feedback and subsequent conversations, we have come to realise the harm that this caused members of our community, because of his history of racist and sexist comments.

We are sorry to have caused this harm.”

Factoid, a photo of the Duke harmed no one! 

To kowtow to professional moaners over a photo of a dead man, is disgraceful and only emboldens cretins and axe grinders to look for more areas which "offend" them.

The Royal Mail will issue a Miniature Sheet of four stamps on Thursday 24th June marking the life of His Royal Highness Prince Philip who died two months short of his 100th birthday, on 9th April 2021.

I suggest people send letters to King's with the new stamps, just to make sure the cretins working there are as offended as possible!


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Monday, May 17, 2021

Nanny Bans Imperial Measurements


 

Nanny's chums at Oxford University are upset with feet, inches, pounds, ounces etc etc.

For why?

They worry that the imperial measurements are 'tied deeply to the idea of the Empire'. Therefore Nanny has decreed that imperial measurements should be 'decolonised', due to its links to the British Empire.

Decolonising plans by Oxford's maths, physics and life sciences departments suggest the teaching of the measurements in the curriculum may change, according to The Telegraph.

I am no Oxford Don, but I am pretty sure that feet, inches etc were used in this country before the Empire actually came into being.

America uses the imperial system, and I seem to recall that they fought many years ago to leave the empire.

Regarding using the metric system; well France, Belgium, Italy, Gremany etc use that system and they have all had empires.

Were I a student at Oxford I would demand my money back, because the people in charge appear to be utter morons!


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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

Nanny Bans Saxons


 

In a peak hissy fit of stupidity, Nanny has decided that the name "Saxons" is divisive. As such, she has banned it's use in rugby.

The Rugby Football Union has stopped using the nickname “Saxons” for one of its senior England representative teams after it was deemed inappropriate, given the sport’s drive “to reflect the diversity in society”.

England’s second team will revert to the name England A when they play Scotland A in Leicester on June 27 after 15 years of being branded as the England Saxons.

Utter bollocks!


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Friday, March 12, 2021

Nanny Drakeford's Curfew Idiocy

 


Yesterday Baroness Jones of the Green party suggested that a 6pm curfew for men might be a good means to stem the daily violent attacks/rapes and murders on the streets of Britain.

This was, I assume, a tongue in cheek means of highlighting the fact that the bog standard advice to women is don't go out after dark.

Hat tip to the Baroness, it was a rather clever way of highlighting the problems that women face wrt them being made to feel guilty (for having the temerity to want to walk safely on the streets after dark) for the crimes of thugs and bastards.

Unfortunately, aside from the media and their dog whistle knee jerk headlines, Welsh Nanny in the shape of Drakeford in his ill fitting suit took the Baroness at face value.

Thus it is reported today that Welsh Nanny would consider bringing in local curfews for men to make women feel safer on the streets at night.

Okay, here for Drakeford and other idiots is why this won't work:

- it is wrong to punish the majority for the actions of the minority.

- the thugs who attack people on the streets won't obey the curfew.

- the thugs will attack people before curfew.

- many men work night shifts.

- thugs and criminals will simply identify as women, and therefore will claim they are not bound by the curfew.

If you want to reduce the level of street violence/attacks on both men and women you need to do the following:

- increase the number of police patrols

- increase the length of prison terms for convictions

- thoroughly investigate complaints of attacks/attempted attacks

- increase stop and search for offensive weapons

- improve public lighting/CCTV etc 

Curfews are bollocks!

 
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Thursday, March 11, 2021

Nanny Steals Fat Children From Parents

 

It would seem that allowing your children to become fat, is now deemed to be child abuse by Nanny.

The Argus reports that two teenage children from Sussex have been taken from the care of their parents after council social services staff told a family court judge of concerns about their weight.

Judge Gillian Ellis ruled the youngsters should go into long-term foster care - and described the case as "very sad and unusual".

West Sussex County Council has responsibility for the children's welfare and previously provided Fitbits and paid for gym memberships for the pair.

The family has also been involved with Weight Watchers.

But Judge Ellis said that, months after family court proceedings began, there had been no reduction in the children's weight.

The judge said the children's parents had not seemed to understand "the seriousness" of concerns raised by social services staff and had failed to "set boundaries" or "promote healthy eating and exercise".

She said the children needed the chance to "learn ways of living more healthily" and to "improve their health by losing weight".

Detail of the case emerged in a ruling by Judge Ellis published online on Wednesday.

The judge had considered evidence at a private family court hearing in Sussex late in 2020.

She said the family could not be identified in media reports of the case.

Judge Ellis said West Sussex County Council was the local authority involved.

The judge said there were also concerns about poor home conditions and a lack of guidance on personal care.

"Everyone agrees that this is a very sad and unusual case, of a loving family, where the parents meet many of the basic needs of the children, but the local authority has been concerned that the parents are not meeting the children's health needs, in that both children are severely overweight, and the parents have shown an inability to help the children manage this condition.

The case was such an unusual one because the children had clearly had some very good parenting, as they were polite, bright, and engaging." 

The parents did not seem to understand the seriousness of the local authority concerns.

They failed to set boundaries for the children, or to promote healthy eating and exercise."

The children had failed to engage consistently in exercise despite the local authority providing Fitbits and paying for gym memberships.

The children were supposed to provide recordings from their Fitbits but this had not been done.

The mother blamed lockdown for the inability to exercise but exercise could still be taken in the home or by walking outside.

The attendance of the family at Weight Watchers had been inconsistent." 

This doesn't seem to right to me at all!

 

 


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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Recollections May Vary - Meanwhile Back in 2019


Someone had better tell Oprah!


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Monday, February 22, 2021

Nanny Bans Raleigh, Nelson and Drake

 


Howden Junior School, in East Yorkshire, has ditched the house names of Sir Walter Raleigh, Admiral Nelson and Francis Drake and the school's student council has voted on the following replacements:

-Greta Thunberg 

-Marcus Rashford

-Amanda Gorman

-Malala Yousafzai.

The school can call its houses what it likes. However, what is rather telling is the headmaster's comment about the pupils' knowledge of the banned historical figures.

As per The Mail:

"The headteacher goes on to explain that the school had no 'tangible reason' to keep the historical names and that none of the pupils knew who they were as they were not part of the curriculum."

Maybe this shouldn't come as too much of a surprise given that in the last Ofsted inspection, the school was given a "requires improvement" rating:

“Provision for history (...) especially requires improvement”

 
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Tuesday, February 09, 2021

Seaford School Bans Churchill


 

Seaford Head School in Seaford has removed Churchill and JK Rowling from the names of school houses after students questioned whether these figures "represent the school's core values".

A letter to parents, students and guardians said that war-time Prime Minister Winston Churchill was "a figure who promoted racism and inequality, unfairly imprisoning and torturing many".

It added that students did not feel Harry Potter author JK Rowling was a a suitable representative, because of her recent words about the trans community.

The letter, addressed from the school's students, is quoted by the Argus

"Churchill could be considered an important historical figure. However, we are now more aware that Churchill was a figure who promoted racism and inequality, unfairly imprisoning and torturing many."

"Could be considered.."!

The article doesn't mention who was eligible to vote, the turnout and whether a balanced discussion was held before the vote.

Sanitising history and saving modern day sensitive feelings, to avoid the unpleasant reality that human beings have both positive and negative traits will end in tears.



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