Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Saturday, June 30, 2012

With Thanks - National Armed Forces Day




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Wankers!



Here, in a nutshell, is why we should never trust Nanny with any data or information ever!
"The Government has been forced to suspend an online consultation into pornography controls after a security breach exposed respondents’ confidential answers and contact details."
Source The Independent.
 

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Friday, June 29, 2012

Fat Is Good!



I am gemused to see that Nanny's mantra that "fat is bad" was recently given a kick in its undercarriage by Dr Makio Iwashima, from the Loyola University Chicago Stritch School of Medicine.

Seemingly fat is in fact good, it helps to regulate the immune system and provides a first line of defence against infection and viruses. Fat may even help to regenerate damaged tissue after an injury.

The good fat is a membrane in the beer belly area, called the omentum. It covers most abdominal organs, and is where fat tissue is stored.

Nanny's anti fat obsession was primed and directed some 50 years or so ago as a result of some dodgy US research that laid the blame for all of our health problems on the fat content of our diets. The research ignored the fact that we actually grow fatter and do more damage to ourselves internally (eg diabetes etc) as a result of the sugar content of our foods, not the fat content.

Step forward the food industry and Nanny, which both colluded to convince us that fat was bad and that new processed foods that were "low in fat" were good for us.

What Nanny and the food industry don't tell you is that these foods are loaded with sugar, which (aside from being "addictive") piles on the pounds more rapidly than any fat (eg lard, butter etc) would ever do.

Nanny has in fact (courtesy of the food industry) been directing us to the wrong food groups, and has been pro-actively contributing to the "obesity epidemic" which she so hates!

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Thursday, June 28, 2012

A Licence To Wank



I see that Nanny is very annoyed that people spend their days staring at computer porn wanking, instead of working to pay the taxes that she uses to live her life of bliss.

As such Nanny intends to make us apply for licences to wank.

Needless to say Nanny is using the "won't someone think of the children?" excuse for this intrusion into our internet activities.

Nanny wants to put extra pressure on computer users to filter out pornography when setting up internet accounts. Nanny wants people automatically barred from accessing "unsuitable" adult material unless they actually choose to view it.

Who decides what is "unsuitable" I wonder?

Define "porn"?

The excuse used is that it will "shield" children from pornography.

Bollocks!

When I was at school (a gazillion years before the internet) the school was awash with wank mags etc, many a pupil went blind as a result of excess fiddling.

Nanny has as much chance of blocking kids from seeing porn as she does of dis-inventing the wheel.

Needless to say it will not just be porn sites that she targets, she is also looking at other sites that she deems to be "inappropriate". A list no doubt that will grow with the effluxion of time!

I must stop typing now, as I seem to have an rsi of the wrist:)

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Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Farking Disgraceful!



My thanks to a loyal reader who pointed me to this disgraceful story about how some servicemen, preparing to attend a fallen comrade's funeral, were treated when tying to buy a cup of coffee.

As per my chums from ARRSE:
"Browns Bar in Coventry refused to serve a group of Soldiers a cup of Coffee before they buried their fallen comrade Cpl Michael Thacker.

Local and regional news has been contacted to help raise awareness of the event. The soldiers were refused service because they were in Uniform whilst taking a break from rehearsing the funeral service. The soldiers were simply wanting a morning coffee.


Cpl Thacker's Wife said of the incident

'' ... I have to say when I found out this news i was horrified. Especially seeing as one of the men in uniform was his grieving brother! The lack of respect you have shown my husband, me and the lads yesterday will never be forgotten by the people in Coventry''.

The page on
facebook has had almost 13,000 members in the past 4 hours. Please join even if you're not from Coventry. I spent 4 years in the city when at Uni there and this Bar has always been known for turning people away for feable reasons; but this is really low."
It is disgraceful how some people in this coutnry treat those who are in our armed forces (and those who have left the armed forces)!

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Tuesday, June 26, 2012

The Freedom Dinner



Smokers’ lobby group Forest tonight hosts a ‘Freedom Dinner’ to mark the fifth anniversary of the smoking ban in England [July 1st].
 
The event will also highlight what Forest calls a “growing disenchantment with excessive regulation” in tobacco control.
 
Former head of the British army General Sir Mike Jackson is one of three speakers at tonight’s event. Sir Mike, who commanded UN forces in Kosovo and peacekeeping missions in Bosnia, is a keen cigar smoker.
 
Other speakers are Claire Fox, director of the Institute of Ideas, and writer, journalist and broadcaster James Delingpole.
 
The event begins with a drinks reception on the smoking terrace overlooking the fountains of Cabot Square in London’s Canary Wharf. Guests will then sit down to a three-course meal, after dinner speeches and live music.
 
Simon Clark, director of Forest, said: “The smoking ban has been a disaster for thousands of pubs and clubs, many of which have been forced to close as a direct result of the ban. 
 
“Instead of learning a painful lesson about the effects of excessive regulation, the government has chosen to ban the display of tobacco in shops and is now considering plans to put tobacco in standard packs, regardless of the damage it will do to retailers who will almost certainly lose out to counterfeiters and criminal gangs selling illicit cigarettes.
 
“The Freedom Dinner is an opportunity to demonstrate that there is a demand for comfortable smoking rooms in pubs and bars, and that many adults are sick and tired of being harassed by government and the tobacco control industry.”
 
Forest was founded in 1979 by former Battle of Britain fighter pilot Sir Christopher Foxley-Norris. Supporters include artist David Hockney, Oscar-winning screenwriter Sir Ronald Harwood, musician Joe Jackson and inventor Trevor Baylis.
 
 
The Freedom Dinner, Tuesday 26th June 2012
Boisdale of Canary Wharf, Cabot Square, London E14 4QT
 
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Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries