The Joy of Coke

This is the sugar laden drink that Tesco won't be banning!

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Tesco Bans Ribena - Tesco Responds

Following my article yesterday about Tesco banning Ribena, Tesco have sent me a number of responses via Twitter:

@ken_frost From September all the children's lunchbox-size Ribena & Capri Sun we sell (150ml – 300ml) will have no added sugar in them (1)

— Tesco (@Tesco) July 29, 2015

@ken_frost We will continue to sell the full sugar versions in larger bottle sizes (2)

— Tesco (@Tesco) July 29, 2015

@ken_frost We want to help customers make healthier choices & we've pledged to cut sugar from the food & drink on our shelves (3)

— Tesco (@Tesco) July 29, 2015

@ken_frost We are not planning to delist any more lines as part of this commitment. Thanks - Dave

— Tesco (@Tesco) July 29, 2015

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Tesco Bans Ribena

It seems that Tesco is so concerned about children's obesity, that it is taking steps to ban certain sugary drinks (eg Ribena and Carpi-sun...is that's some form of motor car from the 70's?) from its stores.

The sugary drinks aimed at children will be replaced by no-added-sugar alternatives.

Ironically the "non sugar" alternatives include crisps, which are in fact loaded with sugar.

There's irony for you!

As to whether this stems childhood obesity, I doubt it will have any effect whatsoever. Ribena et al can be bought elsewhere. Additionally, Ribena is not the prime cause of obesity.

Will Tesco be banning Coke?

No I thought not!

I drank Ribena as a kid (either with water or milk). I am not obese, I have all my own teeth and I am not diabetic. That being said, I didn't drink it everyday morning noon and night!

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Nanny Berates Boris's Bike Backie

Oh dear, Boris Johnson has fallen foul of Nanny and her health and safety zealots.

For why?

He gave his wife, Marina, a "backie" on his bike while cycling in London.

Cue the howls of outrage from safety campaigners who were quick to point out that giving a backie is illegal under the terms of the 1998 Road and Traffic Act. Offenders can be fined up to £200.

Seemingly footage of Boris and his wife was obtained by the Sun newspaper (which I would have thought had its hands full with other footage at the moment). It was shot by passengers in a passing car, as the couple cycled along a road in North Kensington.

They can be heard in the video asking Boris (source BBC):

 "Mate, you all right? Saddling, that's a good one, eh?

You're not allowed to do that, mate."

Kerching as they duly pass on the footage to The Sun!

Meanwhile many cyclists happy break the law everyday, by running red lights and hurtling down pavements at breakneck speed endangering anyone who has the temerity to get in their way!

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Hi-Viz For Cows

Kudos to Nanny for coming up with one her most absurd ideas yet, hi-viz jackets for cows.

Hungerford Council were concerned about the health and safety aspects of cows wandering the local roads at night, lest they be hit by a car.

The suggestion made was for the cows to wear hi-viz clothing and, at the suggestion of the mayor, lights strung round their necks!

Suffice to say, the local farmers think that this idea is bollocks. As one farmer pointed out, cows don't always conveniently stand at 90 degrees to an oncoming car. Sometimes cows stand facing the vehicle, as such a hi-viz jacket would not be seen.

The sensible solution is for there to be traffic calming measures, so vehicles are not roaring round the danger areas at night at insane speeds.

Roger Denton, one of the farmers, is quoted by the Telegraph:

“The thing about fluorescent collars is that they’d only get them off anyway and litter them all over the common.”

Nanny needs a strong dose of common sense!

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Nanny Hates Fags, But Loves Ash

In case you were worried that Nanny is wasting your money, fear not.

As per Hansard, Action on Smoking and Health (ASH) an alleged "charity" has been raking it in from us taxpayers for many years!

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