Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Crime and Punishment

Crime and PunishmentWhich crime is worse?

  • Deliberately poisoning your adopted child, by force-feeding him salt?


  • Or smacking your child so that he/she develops a small bruise?

Answer:

Neither, according to Nanny.

Nanny believes that both crimes are equally dreadful, and consequently you will receive 5 years if convicted of either of the above.

Another well balanced, and well thought through, piece of legislation from Nanny!


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