If there's no post on Monday, we'll know that you've succumbed to your irresponsible and life-threatening behavior (i.e. having three, four, or possibly even five drinks in a single evening).
We'll notify Nanny to send someone around to check on your status, and make whatever "permanent" arrangments may be necessary.
This weekend Nanny will be pleased to know that I have been drinking in a "hazardous manner".
Dear Ken,
ReplyDeleteIf there's no post on Monday, we'll know that you've succumbed to your irresponsible and life-threatening behavior (i.e. having three, four, or possibly even five drinks in a single evening).
We'll notify Nanny to send someone around to check on your status, and make whatever "permanent" arrangments may be necessary.
Bon voyage,
A deeply concerned reader
Congrats, Ken.
ReplyDeleteYou look pissed.