Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Environmentalists Waste More Resources Complaining About Wasted Resources


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Teens Drink Less - Nanny Still Wants To Intervene!


With Nanny, facts mean nothing; all she wants to do its interfere in every aspect of lives!

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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Life Expectancy Progress Stalls



This is a good thing from both Nanny's, and our own perspective.

Nanny doesn't want to go to the trouble and expense of looking after demented, frail elderly people and we don't want to end up demented and frail under the care of Nanny 9especially as she keeps banning all the things that make life bearable)!

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Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Cheese Is Good For You - Something We Knew All Along!


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Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Apparently iPhones Are Sexist...

Feminists are spitting mad after Apple sexistly created an iPhone that was too large for tiny female handswhich are one inch smaller than the average man's hand according to a 2015 study. 

Yawn....

How does Trump manage to tweet so incessantly then, given that he has tiny hands???

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Big Brother Is Watching You Smoke


BirminghamLive reports that new "yellow vulture" speed cameras are being rolled out in the UK.

They are thought to be more discreet than the speed-tracking technology currently used on our roads.

Motorists pictured eating or smoking behind the wheel, or using their mobile phone, will be slapped with a £200 fine and 6 penalty points.

All very well and intrusive maybe, except for one wee point..it's not illegal to smoke or eat when driving!

As per the RAC:

1. Is it illegal to eat and drive?

No. It’s not illegal to eat and drive at the same time. However, if you present a significant danger while snacking on the move, the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you not in proper control of the vehicle.

2. Is it illegal to drink when driving?

Similar to eating, drinking at the wheel is not illegal, but it can carry the same careless driving penalty.

3. Is smoking while driving illegal?

Smoking at the wheel is not an offence in itself, but if it leads to careless driving it could land you in trouble with the law.

Put that in your pipe Nanny and smoke it!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries