Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, May 23, 2018

Reality Check - If You Are Bright Enough You Will Get In!

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Monday, May 21, 2018

Childhood Obesity Figures Are Bollocks!




As per Christopher Snowdon:
"I argued last month that Britain’s childhood obesity statistics are worthless. They are based on an unjustifiable assumption about the scale of child obesity in 1990 and that error has plagued every subsequent measurement. A flawed methodology has led to the number of obese children being greatly exaggerated.

I suggested that the true number is less than half that suggested by the official statistics. We are told that one in five children are obese by the time they leave primary school. I believe that the true figure is closer to one in twenty and I have the evidence to back me up.

To recap, the normal body mass index (BMI) cut-off of 30+ does not work for children so we have to improvise. The current British system defines children as obese if they have a BMI that would have put them in the heaviest five per cent of their age group in 1990.

Were five per cent of children obese in 1990? No. How many children were obese in 1990? We don’t know, but we do know that barely one per cent of 18 year olds were obese and we know that obesity tends to increase with age, so it seems certain that fewer than two per cent of children were obese in 1990."
Nanny's figures are bollocks.

The reason that she still uses them is because they suit her purposes, and they enable her to bully people!

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Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Question for Nicola Sturgeon



Given that you and St Jamie of Oliver are so keen to stop Scottish people enjoying "two for one " and discount deals on pizzas etc, will you also be banning GroupOn from offering a discount deal on meals at St Jamie's?

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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Scottish Nanny Bans Two For One Pizzas



Scotland, the land that gave the world deep fried Mars bars and deep fried pizza in batter, is to face a major culinary upheaval.

Nicola Sturgeon has met St Jamie of Oliver, and he has told her to ban two for one deals on pizzas etc.

This is kind of ironic, given that St Jamie has happily told the press that he lets his kids eat burgers etc at home and that his recipes contain high levels of sugar, fat and salt.


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Monday, May 14, 2018

Nanny Ivy Bans Flaming Sambucas



Eva and I dined in the recently opened Ivy in Brighton on Friday, nice meal etc (a review of which can be seen here).

However, on ordering some flaming Sambucas (the flaming process helps the coffee beans add their flavour) I was told that they could not be flamed.

For why?

Health and safety!

Which was kind of ironic, given that one of the Ivy's special desserts is flambéed!

Anyhoo, I did attempt to ignite them myself with Eva's cigarette lighter but failed dismally, which was probably just as well as I understand from Eva that the bar staff were looking alarmed that I might succeed.

The Ivy is the only restaurant I have ever been to, thusfar, where Sambucas won't be flamed due to health and safety.

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Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

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The Hypocrisy of St Jamie of Oliver

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