Draw Your Curtains - Warm Weather Coming

In response to the possibility of a couple of days of warm weather (in the summer, who knew?), Nanny's chums in Public Health England (PHE) have issued a level-2 ‘alert and readiness’ warning with older people urged to close their curtains (are we expecting and air raid?) and avoid going outside during the hottest part of the day.

Netweather charts show high humidity could make temperatures 'feel like' 111F (44C) before the end of the week.

Well then, I will not bother closing the curtains but I will drink more lager!


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Nanny To Ban New Drivers From Driving at Night

Those of you who though that the departure of Nanny in Chief May would mean the end of Nanny nonsense are in for a shock.

It seems that her busybody tendencies will live on, as she intends to ban new drivers from driving at night.

Plans for a graduated licence system to restrict novice drivers in England, Scotland and Wales were announced by the Department for Transport (DfT).

How exactly this will be enforced springs to mind?

I would also note that people drive at night not just for jolly, but because they have to eg go to or come back from work.

Exactly why should these people be banned from driving?

Also, what happens in winter when it gets dark around 4PM?

A bloody stupid idea!

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The Telegraph Doubles Down On Stupidity

Two of England's Cricket champions were forced to walk away from the champagne celebrations because they are Muslim and therefore choose not to drink. But in a multicultural Britain should this be happening? And are champagne celebrations outdated in multicultural Britain? pic.twitter.com/aD1anCZsSI

— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) July 16, 2019

Here's why the Telegraph is talking bollocks:

1 No one forced anyone to drink the champagne.

2 People are entitled to choose what they wish to drink/eat or not drink/eat.

3 The players who walked away, walked away as adults with dignity, good grace and without complaint.

4 Imposing blanket bans on drinks/food because a number of people cannot or will not eat/drink them is absurd, as it will lead to all types of food and drink being banned (eg those with allergies, vegans and the fastidious will have to be accommodated).

All in all the Telegraph's article is insulting, ignorant and divisive!

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Brighton Gets Things Arse About Face - 'Elf and Safety Strikes Again

In Brighton, seemingly, things are built before checking the health and safety requirements.

The lovely Queens Park has had a wooden jetty built by the side of the pond. The project started at the end of March this year, and was meant to be completed within five weeks.

Fast forward to today's date (mid July) and, as you can see, the project remains unfinished and boarded off. Completion expected end of August!

For why?

It seems that health and safety concerns have been raised by the Royal Society for The Prevention of Accidents, eg the need for child proof gate etc.

The need for gates etc may be all very well and necessary in this risk averse age (no doubt). However, to my simple mind, should these issues not have been raised during the design phase?


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Nanny Wants To Put Us All To Sleep

Not content with telling us what to eat, smoke and drink, Nanny has now decided to tell us how to sleep and how long we should sleep!

The Guardian reports that a leaked draft of a public health green paper, due to be published by Nanny's health secretary, Matt Hancock, says that Nanny will review the evidence on sleep and health.

It suggests the minimum amount will vary depending on how old someone is, and the paper will give advice on “sleep hygiene”, according to the Times, which obtained the document.

It was reported the guidance was likely to state regularly getting less than seven hours’ sleep a night could damage most people’s health.

The leaked draft says:

“This is with a view to informing the case for clear national guidance on the daily recommended hours of sleep for individuals in different age brackets, and to raise awareness of the key ‘sleep hygiene’ factors that can support healthy sleeping.”

As with all of Nanny's busybody interventions, she tries to justify this by saying it will save the NHS money.

The fact is if we all dropped dead now, the NHS would also save lots of money!

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Fruit Juices Cause Cancer...Except They Don't!

In a veritable media splurge, lead by the Mail, hapless fruit juice drinkers (remember folks fruit juice is part of Nanny's Five a Day!) have been confronted with lurid headlines telling them that fruit juice will give them cancer.

All very frightening and worrisome, until that is you bother to check what the actual risk of getting caner is..according to the BMJ it is 1.12%!

Nanny and her lickspittles in the media do themselves no favours by this nonsensical and idiotic scaremongering!


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