Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Lord Carlile Asks Where Fiddler's £1M Went

It seems that I am not alone in asking, as I did yesterday, as to where Fiddler's £1m went. Lord Carlile is also asking the same!

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Ten A Day - Nanny Doubles Down

As loyal readers know, Nanny's "eat five a day" mantra has been widely derided. Not least, because it transpired that the five portion advice was simply plucked from the air.

Anyhoo, taking a leaf from Donald Trump's book and doubling down when a lie/exaggeration is exposed, Nanny's chums from Imperial College have now stated that we should not be eating five a day but ten a day.

Allegedly this will stave off cancer, strokes, heart attacks and early death.

Ten portions are quantified as 800g.

Those of you who want to try this out can achieve Nanny's goal by increasing your intake of chips!

I dare say in a year or so Nanny will be advising us to eat twenty portions.

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Wednesday, February 22, 2017

What Happened To Ronald Fiddler's £1M?

I see that, quite rightly, people are more than a little pissed off that suicide bomber Ronald Fiddler was released from "Gitmo" in 2004 after assurances as to his innocence from Middle East paid "expert" and champion of the EU Tony Blair.

To add salt to the wounds Nanny, at the time, paid Fiddler £1m compensation.

Now the question that needs answering is this, before Fiddler went and blew himself up what did he do with the money?

Did he spend it on fancy clothes, cars, booze?

Unlikely I think.

More probably most, or all of it, went to ISIS.

That being the case, Nanny is guilty of funding terrorism.

Fiddler's financial transactions since the receipt of the money need to be gone through with a fine tooth comb.


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Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Vanuatu Nanny Bans Sugary Food and Drink

My sympathies to the good people of Vanuatu who are about to lose access to "unhealthy" food and drink.

For why?

It seems that local Nanny feels that such items, imported from outside, are responsible for the population's obesity and diabetes "epidemic".

As such foods and drinks deemed evil will be banned from government offices and tourist villas.

One small point, the population of Vanuatu have always had a propensity to be generously proportioned and prone to diabetes, long before imported shit ever hit their shores!

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Monday, February 20, 2017

Appearances Can Be Deceptive



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Friday, February 17, 2017

Nanny Hates Formula Milk

Don't feed your baby formula milk, because if you do Nanny will steal your baby and lie to the family court claiming you gave the baby away!

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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