Feminists are spitting mad after Apple sexistly created an iPhone that was too large for tiny female hands, which are one inch smaller than the average man's hand according to a 2015 study.
Yawn....
How does Trump manage to tweet so incessantly then, given that he has tiny hands???
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Wednesday, September 19, 2018
Tuesday, September 18, 2018
Big Brother Is Watching You Smoke
BirminghamLive reports that new "yellow vulture" speed cameras are being rolled out in the UK.
They are thought to be more discreet than the speed-tracking technology currently used on our roads.
Motorists pictured eating or smoking behind the wheel, or using their mobile phone, will be slapped with a £200 fine and 6 penalty points.
All very well and intrusive maybe, except for one wee point..it's not illegal to smoke or eat when driving!
As per the RAC:
1. Is it illegal to eat and drive?
No. It’s not illegal to eat and drive at the same time. However, if you present a significant danger while snacking on the move, the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you not in proper control of the vehicle.2. Is it illegal to drink when driving?
Similar to eating, drinking at the wheel is not illegal, but it can carry the same careless driving penalty.3. Is smoking while driving illegal?
Smoking at the wheel is not an offence in itself, but if it leads to careless driving it could land you in trouble with the law.
Put that in your pipe Nanny and smoke it!
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Friday, September 14, 2018
Meanwhile in Brighton......
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Nanny Bans Cornish Pasties
Cornish pasta??!!!!!!!!!!!!!Nanny-state health chiefs want Cornish pasties made without pastry to cut their calories. The #NHS bosses say the shortcrust around the 600-year-old treat is too fattening. They want to surround the filling with lower-fat #pasta instead. @VisitCornwall @Cornishpasties1 #Cornwall pic.twitter.com/PTwhiMVAIu— Shaun Wooller (@shaungw) September 13, 2018
Screw Nanny and the state!
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Wednesday, September 12, 2018
Bollocks Booze Stats From WHO
According to WHO the UK is now the third fattest nation in Europe – fuelled by its boozy lifestyles.
Research on 53 countries found Britain rising up the obesity league tables, and among the “world champions” for alcohol consumption.
On average, Britons drink 10.7 litres of pure alcohol a year, compared with a European average of 8.6.
All very well and jolly, except the stats are wrong!
As per the Institute of Alcohol Studies alcohol consumption in the UK is falling, and is currently at 9.5 liters per head.
Advice to WHO, don't lie!
To add to the stupidity of the WHO "study", it then goes on to ramble about kids in the Uk being fat, which quite clearly has nothing to do with booze.
Further advice to WHO, don't mix your messages!
All in all utter bollocks from WHO, ignore it completely!
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Tuesday, September 11, 2018
BBC and Facebook Are Ageist
Are you aged 18-30 and want to ask Facebook executives a question? @BBCNewsbeat wants you to get in touch ➡️ https://t.co/QR5nldENmi pic.twitter.com/d6MHo2ummr— BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) September 11, 2018
Why am I too old to be allwoed to ask a question?
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