Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, November 25, 2014

Euro Nanny Bans Domestic Ovengloves


I see that our EU overlords, in the shape of Euro Nanny, have decided to ban domestic oven gloves and insist on people using professional oven gloves that can withstand 200 degrees.

All very well and health conscious. However, the stringent tests needed to ensure that Euro oven gloves meet the safety standards will put up the prices of such articles by as much as 20%.

The result will be that people will simply resort to using teatowels etc, hardly an improvement in the health and safety of the kitchen!

In other news, Euro Nanny also wants all washing-up gloves sold across the EU to be tested and then certified to prove that they can withstand “basic detergents”.

Sigh!

Meanwhile, the economies of the Eurozone fall apart as the ECB pursues its harebrained "one size fits all" monetary policy.

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Monday, November 24, 2014

Nanny's Knotweed Asbos

I am gemused to see that Nanny has decided to start imposing Asbos and fines on people who fail to control the spread of invasive non-native plants such as Japanese Knotweed.

People can now be fined up to £2,500 for failing to control it and other plants, such as Himalayan balsam and giant hogweed.

It does seem to me that adding yet more legislation to the statute books is a tad unnecessary, given that there are already methodologies in place for people to resolve disputes that involve damage to property etc resulting from the actions or lack of actions of others.


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Friday, November 21, 2014

Nanny To Give Advice on Relationships



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Thursday, November 20, 2014

Paddington's Bear Faced Cheek


Oh dear I see that a childhood favourite, Paddington, has fallen foul of Nanny's censors.

The newly released Paddington film has garnered some free PR courtesy of the British Board of Film Classification (BBFC), which has decide in its infinite dwisdom to award the film a PG rating.

For why?

"dangerous behaviour, mild threat, mild sex references (and) mild bad language". 
Eh??

As per the Telegraph it said "infrequent scenes of dangerous behaviour" included Paddington hiding in a fridge, while "mild threat" was seen when a villain "threatens to kill and stuff" the famous bear.

Among the "mild sex references" is a "comic sequence in which a man disguised as a woman is flirted with by another man".

Unbelievable!

During this season of overindulgence, many a child will go to pantomimes which are stuffed to the gunnels with sexual innuendo, cross dressing and threats to kill.

These are not rated as PG, why is Paddington thusly rated?

Frankly I am surprised that Nanny didn't pick up on the far more dnagerous themes:

- Paddington is appraoched in a station by a middle aged man, who offers to take him into his home

- Paddington is addicted to marmalade sarnies ans cocoa (both very high in sugar)

- He's an illegal immigrant etc etc


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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Nanny's Dress Code


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Booze - Nanny Hates Home Delivery

Oh dear, I see Nanny is getting all hot and bothered over our drinking habits again.

This time she is targeting elderly middle class women who, shock horror probe, have the temerity to buy their booze online from supermarkets etc.

According to Nanny, increasing numbers of female retired professionals have developed drink problems after stepping down from successful careers.

The Priory, the rehabilitation centre favoured by celebrities with addiction problems, weighed in saying that the full extent of the problem among older women could be even higher than the figures suggest because many may be keeping their drinking hidden.

Well, if the figures aren't accurate what's the scientific point in speculating about them?

Oh, wait a minute, The Priory charges for its services and doubtless benefits from free publicity...aha!
According to Dr Paul McLaren, a consultant psychiatrist at The Priory, the growth of supermarket home delivery services was making it easier for their drink problems to go unnoticed by making it easier for them to get alcohol at home.

Quoted by the Telegraph:
Many of the women I see are retired professionals who never had issues with alcohol in the past.

Then there is home delivery – I have seen many examples of alcohol being delivered to older people who are too damaged or impaired by it to go out and buy it themselves. 

So they don't even have to leave home to buy alcohol – supermarket delivery services will bring it straight to their door."
It doesn't take much imagination to see what will happen next, some idiot will call for home deliveries of alcohol to be rationed or banned.

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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

The Fashion Police


Apparently, according to the self appointed global fashion police, it is politically incorrect for a leading scientist involved in the Rosetta project to wear a shirt emblazoned with cartoon images of scantily clad women.

However, it is required that leading politicians wear T shirts (purporting to espouse feminism) manufactured by sweat shop labour, in order to promote a magazine's publicity stunt.

These fashion police are the same people who get very uppity about being judged by people for what they wear.

Funny old world isn't it?

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Monday, November 17, 2014

The Joy of Chips


My thanks to a loyal reader who alerted me to an utter load of Nanny fuckwittery, emanating from Cheltenham Borough Council.

The Nannies of Cheltenham have £3K of taxpayers' money they want to squander, and have decided to piss it away on a scheme to "educate" takeaways about the best way to cut and fry their chips.

The scheme is known as the “healthy chips” scheme.

Seemingly businesses will receive one-to-one help with Nanny looking at “educating” them about the size of the cut chip, the different types of oil available, how long things should be cooked for, how hot the oil should be and how often it should be changed.

All very well if these takeaways had never fried a chip in their lives. However, given that they are in the business of cooking and selling chips, I would have thought that their staff had already been shown how to cut and fry chips!

James Ritchie, co-owner of Simpsons Fish and Chips in Priors Road, is quoted in the Gloucestershire Echo:
I would go to the National Federation of Fish Fryers for advice and not the council.

They couldn’t tell us anything. There is nothing they could tell us that we don’t already know.


But it could be a good idea for people that may need a bit of help.

I can see what they are trying to do but they would be better off sending people to training courses run by the NFFF.”
Coming soon...teaching your gran to suck eggs!

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