Nanny Warns "Keep Your Hand On Your Stick"

Commiserations to Nkosana Mdikane, 74, "Scotland's happiest lollipop man" (due to his singing and dancing at work) who has been banned by Nanny's chums from West Dunbartonshire Council from high fiving kids.

For why?

Health and safety!

West Dunbartonshire Council are quoted by the BBC:

"All patrollers are instructed when crossing children over a road to remain static with one hand on their stick and the other stretched outwards. This ensures that they can be seen and effectively provides a barrier between school pupils and the traffic." 

Read that again...

"...one hand on their stick..."

Ooer missus!

A parent speaking to the BBC Scotland news website said:

"Because our children want to go and see him [Nkosana Mdikane] they all cross at the pedestrian crossing, rather than anywhere else on the road, so he's keeping our children safe. 

Also because he's such a 'larger than life' character the cars pay more attention too."

There is also a Facebook group named "Save the high fives", which has gained support from almost 3,000 people since it was set up on Wednesday afternoon.

Nanny doesn't have any commonsense, and wants to crush individuality!

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Religion Is Bollocks

As per the Telegraph a YouGov poll of Muslim students in the UK, conducted for the Centre for Social Cohesion, at 12 universities, including Imperial College and Kings College London found:

• 40 per cent support the introduction of sharia into British law for Muslims

• a third back the notion of a worldwide Islamic caliphate (state) based on sharia law

• 40 per feel it is unacceptable for Muslim men and women to mix freely

• 24 per cent do not think men and women are equal in the eyes of Allah

• a quarter have little or no respect for homosexuals.

Although 53 per cent said that killing in the name of religion was never justified, compared with 94 per cent of non-Muslims, 32 per cent said that it was.

Of these, 4 per cent said killing could be justified to "promote or preserve" religion, while 28 per cent said it was acceptable if that religion were under attack.

Were god to actually exist, he/she would have none of this nonsense and would recognise that religion (in whatever shape or form it takes) has caused and continues to cause misery and conflict throughout the world.
 

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Prats of The Millennium

Emma Thompson 'won't pay a penny of tax' says her husband http://t.co/Xcn1KPZIcp via @mcdonnellandco // the moral hazard created by #HSBC

— Rita de la Feria (@delaFeriaR) February 25, 2015

Tax evasion, the "luvvie" way!

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Big Barbie

Hot on the heels of SmartTV's that listen to what you say, comes Hello Barbie that listens in on your childrens' conversations!

Mattel has unveiled a high-tech Barbie that will listen to your child, record its words, send them over the internet for processing, and talk back to your kid. It will email parents highlights of their kids' conversations with the toy.

The Wi-Fi connected Hello Barbie doll is developed by ToyTalk

When you press a button on her belt buckle, Barbie wakes up, asks a question, and turns on its microphone while the switch is held down.

The doll is loaded up with scripts to read, and one of these is selected depending on what the kid said. If the kid shows an interest in a particular past-time or thing, the doll’s software will know to talk about that – giving the kid the impression that chatty Barbie’s a good, listening friend.

The recorded audio of children’s voices (and whatever else happens to be going on around them when they push the buckle button) is kept on ToyTalk’s computers.

As per ZeroHedge, here is the The ToyTalk privacy policy page:

"When users interact with ToyTalk, we may capture photographs or audio or video recordings (the “Recordings”) of such interactions, depending upon the particular application being used.
 
We may use, transcribe and store such Recordings to provide and maintain the Service, to develop, test or improve speech recognition technology and artificial intelligence algorithms, and for other research and development or internal purposes.

We may make such Recordings available to the parent account holder and permit the parent account holder to share such Recordings with third parties." 

By using Hello Barbie, parents agree to these terms.

You have been warned!

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Pork Off!

I see that schools in Islington are no longer serving pupils sausages, chops or bacon.

For why?

In case Jewish or Muslim children eat the meat by accident, and contravene their beliefs.

A spokesman is quoted by the Telegraph:

"Young children, some as young as four, of different religious and ethnic backgrounds may not know which foods contain pork, or may not realise the importance of avoiding it due to their culture or beliefs.

Monitoring each child, every day ensuring they are avoiding pork, is an unnecessary cost at a time of tight budgets." 

That sounds total BS to me.

Schools have managed, and continue to manage, serving pork elsewhere without creating this "problem".

Given that there are at least two dishes on offer to kids, and that the dishes are clearly labelled, there is no issue at all here except the one created by Nanny.

Following Nanny's "logic" I assume Islington will ban meat, lest a vegetarian child inadvertently eats it!
 

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Big Brother - SIM Hack

Aside from hacking into pc's, it seems that US and UK Nanny has also been hacking into SIM cards.

As per The Intercept, Nanny has hacked into the internal computer network of Gemalto the largest manufacturer of SIM cards in the world, stealing encryption keys used to protect the privacy of cellphone communications across the globe.

Be aware that nothing is private!

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Nanny Blocks Swedish Fanny

Commiserations to Fanny Carlson, a Swedish expat living in London, who recently tried to register for a Nectar card.

She was declined.

For why?

Nectar's computer system decreed that her christian name was too rude for it to cope with!

Knobheads!

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Nanny Tells Doctors To Snoop On Each Other

Our old friends from the National Institute for Health and Care Excellence (NICE)  are so worried about the over prescription of antibiotics, that they have instructed doctors to snoop on their colleagues in order to ensure they are not prescribing too many antibiotics.

Call me naive, but aside from this being an utterly disgraceful instruction, aren't doctors meant to be competent, professional and qualified?

As such, unless there is a well founded suspicion that a specific doctor is falling short of his/her professional standards, there is absolutely no justification for another doctor to snoop on his/her colleague.

This is an utterly disgraceful instruction, it will cause distrust and disputes in many medical practices at a time when doctors and the health service can ill afford to have time wasted by such nonsense.

NICE once again proving that it is an utter disgrace!

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