Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Tesco Bans Ribena

It seems that Tesco is so concerned about children's obesity, that it is taking steps to ban certain sugary drinks (eg Ribena and Carpi-sun...is that's some form of motor car from the 70's?) from its stores.

The sugary drinks aimed at children will be replaced by no-added-sugar alternatives.

Ironically the "non sugar" alternatives include crisps, which are in fact loaded with sugar.

There's irony for you!

As to whether this stems childhood obesity, I doubt it will have any effect whatsoever. Ribena et al can be bought elsewhere. Additionally, Ribena is not the prime cause of obesity.

Will Tesco be banning Coke?

No I thought not!

I drank Ribena as a kid (either with water or milk). I am not obese, I have all my own teeth and I am not diabetic. That being said, I didn't drink it everyday morning noon and night!

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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Nanny Berates Boris's Bike Backie


Oh dear, Boris Johnson has fallen foul of Nanny and her health and safety zealots.

For why?

He gave his wife, Marina, a "backie" on his bike while cycling in London.

Cue the howls of outrage from safety campaigners who were quick to point out that giving a backie is illegal under the terms of the 1998 Road and Traffic Act. Offenders can be fined up to £200.

Seemingly footage of Boris and his wife was obtained by the Sun newspaper (which I would have thought had its hands full with other footage at the moment). It was shot by passengers in a passing car, as the couple cycled along a road in North Kensington.

They can be heard in the video asking Boris (source BBC):
 "Mate, you all right? Saddling, that's a good one, eh?

You're not allowed to do that, mate."
Kerching as they duly pass on the footage to The Sun!

Meanwhile many cyclists happy break the law everyday, by running red lights and hurtling down pavements at breakneck speed endangering anyone who has the temerity to get in their way!

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Monday, July 27, 2015

Hi-Viz For Cows



Kudos to Nanny for coming up with one her most absurd ideas yet, hi-viz jackets for cows.

Hungerford Council were concerned about the health and safety aspects of cows wandering the local roads at night, lest they be hit by a car.

The suggestion made was for the cows to wear hi-viz clothing and, at the suggestion of the mayor, lights strung round their necks!

Suffice to say, the local farmers think that this idea is bollocks. As one farmer pointed out, cows don't always conveniently stand at 90 degrees to an oncoming car. Sometimes cows stand facing the vehicle, as such a hi-viz jacket would not be seen.

The sensible solution is for there to be traffic calming measures, so vehicles are not roaring round the danger areas at night at insane speeds.

Roger Denton, one of the farmers, is quoted by the Telegraph:
The thing about fluorescent collars is that they’d only get them off anyway and litter them all over the common.”
Nanny needs a strong dose of common sense!

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Friday, July 24, 2015

Nanny Hates Fags, But Loves Ash



In case you were worried that Nanny is wasting your money, fear not.

As per Hansard, Action on Smoking and Health (ASH) an alleged "charity" has been raking it in from us taxpayers for many years!

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Thursday, July 23, 2015

Sugar Is Evil


Nanny and the food fascists have donned their jackboots again, this time they are marching to war against sugar.

A reports by the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition (SACN) wants to government to "instruct" adults and children to halve the amount of sugar they consume and eat almost twice as much pasta, potato and other fibrous foods.

Oh yes?

When did government edicts wrt what we eat ever make a positive impact on people's habits/lives?

Any such edict will simply piss people off and make them even more reluctant to adjust their eating habits.

Nutritionists said that people conforming to the new guidelines would need to make "extreme changes" to their diets. The proposed limit on sugar, 25g for women and 35g for men, is the equivalent of a single can of coca-cola a day - and no other sugary food at all.

Analysis obtained by The Telegraph suggests that the thresholds will leave almost no space for treats and will require the consumption of eight portions of fruit and vegetables a day, rather than the five recommended now.

Humans are not robots, they are fallible creatures who enjoy "decadence". Extreme nutritional diktats such as this are guaranteed to fail!


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Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Stating The Obvious On Brighton Beach



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Hand Drier Safety Advice



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Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Ice Age Coming



As we enjoy a typically lack lustre British summer, those of you who are worried about global warming will be pleased to know that it is bollocks.

Seemingly, according to solar researchers from the university of Northumbria, the earth is 15 years from a "mini ice-age" that will cause bitterly cold winters during which rivers such as the Thames freeze over,

Thus validating what Nationwide reported back in the mid seventies!
 
Fluid movements within the sun, which are thought to create 11-year cycles in the weather, will converge in such a way that temperatures will fall dramatically in the 2030s.

Solar activity will fall by 60 per cent as two waves of fluid "effectively cancel each other out", according to Prof Valentina Zharkova.

Therefore if you don't want to freeze in 15 years time, start using more fossil fuels and ensure you maximise your greenhouse gas emissions!

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