Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Live Coverage of The Scottish Referendum



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Wednesday, September 17, 2014

The Scottish Referendum - Independence Day


With less than 24 hours to go before the polls open in Scotland (the English aren't allowed to have a say about a decision that will affect them), the consequences of what will happen after the vote (whether it be "Yes" or "No") have not been realised by many.

In the event the vote is "Yes", the aftermath will be a bitter messy divorce as each side digs in to entrenched positions. It will be expensive, protracted and ugly.

In the event the vote is "No", the promises made by the leaders of Britain's three main parties (eg the continuation of the Barnet formula) will be vetoed by English MPs.

The vote is not an end of the argument, but the precursor to months and months of ugly and protracted arguments.

Well done Nanny for totally farking things up for everyone!

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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

The Evils of Sugar


As per Professor Philip James, Honorary Professor of Nutrition at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine and past President World Obesity Federation, quoted in the Telegraph:
"We need to make sure that use of fruit juices and the concept of sugar-containing treats for children are not only no longer promoted, but explicitly seen as unhelpful."
How ironic that fruit juices, still being promoted by Nanny as part of her ludicrous "five a day" policy, are now being demonised!

Wrt tooth decay caused by sugar laden juices etc, if you must guzzle these juices by the gallon, then drink them with a straw (so the juice doesn't go over your teeth) have some cheese (unless Nanny has banned that as well) afterwards to neutralise the acid.

Regarding giving kids sugar laden shite, that is down to good/bad parenting. A good parent rations the sweet shite for special occasions only, a bad one uses sweet shite as a "pacifier" to keep its brats quiet.

Go figure!

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Monday, September 15, 2014

Nanny's Panic Over Scottish Independence

Nanny is in a right old panic over the Scottish referendum on independence, due to be held this Thursday. The polls, if they are to be trusted, show that the vote is too close to call.

A "Yes" vote was never in Nanny's plan when she allowed the vote to go ahead, for she thought that Scotland would vote "No".

Whatever the result, the fact that this has highlighted the dangers to Nanny of giving some people (not the English or Welsh) a say in how (not who by) they are governed means that there is no way on earth that Nanny will grant us the right to vote about our continued membership of the EU.

Oh, and whilst I think about it, if Scotland wants independence why does it want to stay in the EU?

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Friday, September 12, 2014

The Lost Year



I am gemused to see that, according to Macmillan Cancer Support, the average Briton spends almost a year of their lives hungover.

Hoorah!

Suffice to say Nanny doesn't quite see it in that positive way. The charity is running a Go Sober for October fundraising campaign, and is vexed that we should spend a year hungover.
 
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Thursday, September 11, 2014

Nanny Bans Ladders

Oh dear Nanny has got her knickers in a twist over the health and safety issues regarding ladders, or rather the health and safety issues regarding the use of ladders when feeding tigers.

Step forward Nanny's chums from Barrow Borough Council, who have decreed that zoo keepers at South Lakes Safari Zoo must not use ladders when feeding the tigers, because the zoo keepers may fall off the ladders.

Ahem...has Nanny not considered that feeding tigers may actually be a tad more dangerous than climbing a ladder?

Apparently not!

Health and Safety inspectors served the South Lakes Safari Zoo, with a notice under section 21 of the Health and Safety at Work Act 1974. This means that they can no longer place food at the top of 20ft poles so their critically endangered Sumatran tigers can climb up and practice their hunting skills - a favourite attraction for visitors to the zoo for almost 20 years.

Barrow Borough Council has told the zoo that it must stop the feeding event, which is witnessed by thousands of visitors every year.

The Telegraph states that it is estimated that zoo staff have climbed ladders more than 75,000 times since 1996 “for the huge welfare benefit to the animals”.
"Even though the keepers now wear helmets, strap the ladders to the poles firmly and have permanent foot fixing points for the ladders, Barrow Borough Council wishes to stop us from feeding in this way as they claim it to be too dangerous for the staff." 
Nanny has her head up her arse on this, the tigers need exercise and the zoo keepers are more than happy to feed them in this manner. QED there is no problem, and the practice of feeding the tigers in this manner should continue!

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Nanny's Advice To Hunters



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Tuesday, September 09, 2014

Scottish Independence - Whither Nanny?


With nine days until the vote on Scottish independence, it looks as though it will be a very close run thing indeed.

I would very much like to hear from loyal readers their take on what will happen to Scottish and English Nanny, respectively, in the event that Scotland votes "yes" and "President" Salmond takes orifice.

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