Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, July 19, 2018

The Joy of Pork Triggers Vegan Meltdown




As per Bristol Live:

Huge 'Become a Pork Lover' bus in Broadmead sparks angry exchanges with vegan activists.



Splendid!

Seemingly local vegan got upset when a bus promoting Spanish pork products.

The coach has the words 'become a pork lover' emblazoned on its side alongside a giant heart-shaped snout and pigs ears.

Shoppers are being invited on board to taste freebies, learn pork cooking techniques and receive nutrition advice.

Vegans, being part of the "offended at everything" brigade, were immediately triggered.

One of the protesters, named Jasmine, said:
"We are here because we are protesting this monstrosity. It's basically propaganda telling people that they can have pork imported from Spain for whatever reason that seems like a luxury, who knows."
The 'Pork Lovers Tour' roadshow which is touring the UK is being lead by Interporc, a non-profit organisation representing Spanish pork producers.

I do hope it comes to Brighton!

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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

The Joy of Rationing - Nanny's Brexit Excuse



It seems to me that Nanny is positively champing at the bit to introduce rationing of dairy products, sugar, salt, booze, fags etc etc - for the "good" of our health.

Brexit gives her the perfect excuse!

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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Sugar Is Not The New Cigarette!

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Monday, July 16, 2018

Coke Is Healthier Than Orange Juice


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Friday, July 13, 2018

The Trump Balloon Baby



As people, on both sides of the argument, get very worked up over the Trump Baby Balloon let us not forget that political satire in the form of grotesque parody is a long running British tradition.

Hogarth, Gilray, Scarfe, Spitting Image etc etc have viciously lampooned our political masters and their allies over the centuries.

Let us not lose our sense of humour, or our sense of proportion, over what is in effect part of a fine British tradition of freedom of speech!

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Wednesday, July 11, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver's Sugar/Booze Laden Treats - Only For The Middle Classes!

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