Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, September 26, 2017

Nanny Hates Rugby


I see that Nanny has decreed that tackling should be banned from school rugby, lest there be an injury.

That somewhat undermines the entire game!

Anyhoo, given that Nanny is so worried about injuries arising from contact, what about those sustained playing football, hockey, cricket etc?

Surely these sports need to be "tamed" by Nanny as well?

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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

Booze and Fags More Important Than Housing in 1950's



Good to see that people had their priorities right in the 1950's!

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Tuesday, September 19, 2017

Nanny To Ban Thought Crime Tweeters From Voting


As I have stated before, when Orwell wrote "1984" it was meant to be a warning, not a blue print!

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Monday, September 18, 2017

Euro Nanny Censors Freedom of Speech


Remember, it is a thought crime to criticise the EU and its ambitions for Continental domination!

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Friday, September 15, 2017

Don't Film Suspect Packages!


I appreciate that everyone now thinks that "if it moves, explodes, farts etc" then they should film it.

However, seriously, if you see a suspect package (pre or post explosion) report it and get out of the area calmly and quickly.

DO NOT APPROACH THE SUSPECT DEVICE TO FILM IT!


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Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Gender Neutral Shoes - Whither Clarks Commandos?


As per Clarks, as reported in the Mail:
"Clarks has a gender neutral ethos that anyone can choose any style they would like. Over the past few seasons, following customer feedback and market research, we have focused on creating more unisex shoes and we are looking at a number of elements of our business to promote this gender neutral ethos, both on our website and within our stores. 

As a large global company, it is not always possible to implement all the changes we want to make as quickly as we would like. However, we are looking to move as fast as we can to ensure this ethos is reflected throughout our brand.

Today we have more unisex styles in our range than ever before. This means we now have a wider range of closed-in styles, school boots and GORE-TEX® styles and these changes will continue in our Spring Summer 2018 range, which has been designed with an entirely unisex approach."
I am so old I remember Clarks Commandos and the commando handbook.

Oh, and in those days health and safety be buggered you could get your feet x-rayed in their shops too!

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