Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, October 27, 2017

Scottish Nanny To Cap Portion Sizes


I am underwhelmed to read that Scottish Nanny is to stick her nose into the portions sizes served by restaurants, pubs and takeaways and set a limit.

As per the Telegraph:
"Supermarket price promotions on junk food are to be restricted and restaurant meal sizes could be capped under controversial plans unveiled by SNP ministers to tackle Scotland’s obesity epidemic.

A new Scottish Government diet and obesity strategy, published for consultation, said ministers are “minded” to clamp down on promotions on food that is high in fat, salt and sugar.

This could include a ban on multi-buy offers on products such as crisps and sweets, or shops temporarily discounting their price in order to increase sales.

Among the other controversial proposals are introducing portion limits on the size of takeaway, pub and restaurant meals. Food outlets would be forced to attach labels on menus and packaging disclosing how many calories their dishes contain."
Nanny can fark off, it is not her role to dictate how much or little we eat; neither is it her role to tell us we are fat!

The ‘state guardians’ assigned to each pre-school child under the SNP’s controversial Named Person scheme will “offer referrals to family healthy living and weight interventions” for those youngsters deemed to be too fat.
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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

Auntie Gives Some Much Needed Advice To Prospective Labour MPs



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Tuesday, October 24, 2017

The Joy of Cricket!


Source: MCC Museum Lords

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Monday, October 23, 2017

Aged Syphilitic Dictator's Fall From Grace


Well then I see that the aged, syphilitic, dictator Mugabe had something of an eventful weekend.

Appointed by WHO (the organisation that blames hot drinks for cancer) as their goodwill ambassador on Friday, only to be sacked on Sunday after howls of protest from around the world.

Quite how WHO makes their decisions is beyond me, but if they are as crap at health care as they are at appointing people then the world is well and truly farked!

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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Nanny Bans Fat People and Smokers From NHS


I see that Nanny's chums in the NHS Hertfordshire have decided that fat people and smokers do not warrant the same level of care that others receive.

The Telegraph reports that new rules, drawn up by clinical commissioning groups (CCGs) in Hertfordshire, say that obese patients “will not get non-urgent surgery until they reduce their weight” at all, unless the circumstances are exceptional.

The criteria also mean smokers will only be referred for operations if they have stopped smoking for at least eight weeks, with such patients breathalysed before referral.

East and North Hertfordshire CCG and  Herts Valleys said the plans aimed to encourage people “to take more responsibility for their own health and wellbeing, wherever possible, freeing up limited NHS resources for priority treatment”.

All very well and good, maybe. However, who is next on the list of second class citizens:

- people who eat "too much" fat, salt and sugar?
- people who drink?
- people who take drugs?
- people who don't follow Nanny's exercise programme?
- people who don't use protection during sex?

The list is endless!

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Wednesday, October 18, 2017

Camila Blames Cameron


In February 2016 I wrote:
"Loyal readers know that I have been less than impressed with the Kids Company, and the clowns that were allegedly "in charge" of that clusterfuck of an organisation.

I am pleased to see that the Commons Public Administration and Constitutional Affairs Committee (PACAC) have given that failed organisation, and its "leaders" a well deserved kicking.

Unsurprisingly the clown in chief, Camila Batmanghelidjh, denies everything and is quoted by the BBC saying that the report "is a product of bias and rumour".
"
It seems Camila is still in  denial!

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