More "Scientific" Bollocks - Hot Tea Causes Cancer

Drinking very hot tea almost doubles the risk of cancer, a new study says https://t.co/K3YIZZDUfV

— CNN (@CNN) March 21, 2019

Here's why this is bollocks:

1 People don't drink very hot tea, they let it cool.

2 People (at least the Brits) add milk to tea.

3

excuse me? it raises your risk of *oesophageal* cancer, which is fairly rare. Drinking 3 cups of v hot tea a day raises avg risk from ≈0.06% a year to ≈0.1% a year, if I've read it right.

The thing that really raises your risk is getting older, so try not to do that https://t.co/ldtZgYEep5

— Tom Chivers (@TomChivers) March 21, 2019

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Every Thought, Word and Deed Is Now a Potential Crime

Had a message from Guildford police tonight about my tweets following an appearance on @GMB with Susie Green and Piers Morgan. Susie Green has reported me for misgendering her daughter.

— Caroline Farrow (@CF_Farrow) March 18, 2019

I would have thought that knife crime, terrorism etc would be taking up more of police time rather than this nonsense!

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Nanny's War On "Junk" Food Intensifies

As loyal readers know, Nanny hates "junk" food and is doing her best to remove it from our diets.

Aside from wanting to ban adverts for it on TV and social media, specific products have been attacked; eg Tom Watson has attacked the McDonald's Monopoly promotion (as it encourages people to eat more!).

All very well and good, maybe. However, does Nanny actually have a definition of what "junk" food actually is?

I ask, because according to rumours on Twitter I understand that Nanny wants to ban adverts for cheese, as she feels that cheese comes under "junk" food!

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GPS Trackers On Knives - Prat of The Week Scott Mann

Whilst I appreciate that most of our politicians are utterly useless and stupid, I have to say that Scott Mann wins the prize for not only being an utter prat but for being one of the most stupid members of Parliament I have come across in a long while.

For why?

He wants GPS trackers on all knives!

What about the knives already in existence? Utterly stupid suggestion. Not least because you will be placing a state monitored tracking/spying system in every household in the country! Are you really an mp?

— Ken Frost (@ken_frost) March 14, 2019

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PHE Want To Ban Cars From Schools

Nanny's quango, Public Health England, wants to ban cars from near schools.

Paul Cosford, the medical director of Public Health England, told the Times it should be socially unacceptable to leave a car running near school gates.

The comments came as PHE published a series of recommendations on how the government can improve air quality.

PHE said 28,000 to 36,000 deaths a year in the UK could be attributed to long-term exposure to air pollution.

All very well, but how does PHE intend to enforce such a rule?

More council enforcement officers and fines I assume?

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TfL's Food Nazis Ban Bacon, Butter and Jam

The food Nazis in TfL have decreed that adverts featuring "junk" food are banned.

So far so bad!

Now here comes the punchline..

What constitutes "junk"?

It seems that most food falls inot that category, as the good people of Farmdrop realised the other day.

Farmdrop submitted an advert with a photograph which included images of the meat, dairy products and spread.

TfL's food Nazis banned it!

Transport for London (TfL) said it was up to advertisers to make sure any items featured were "high fat, sugar and salt (HFSS)-compliant".

Cretins!

Coming soon, Nanny bans all food!

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