Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

How To Beat Nanny's One Glass a Day Rule



Kudos to Jam Raquion, who lives in Ilocos Norte in the Philippines, who has stuck two fingers up to Nanny wrt Nanny's rules on drinking:
"That moment when your parents or doctor tell you to only drink a glass of soda, or wine, or beer, or any other booze a day, so you get a glass that could actually satisfy your needs."
Sorted!

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Nanny Hates Hot Chocolate


I see that the interfering busybodies from CASH (Consensus Action on Salt and Health) have found another food source, allegedly loaded with salt, to whine about.

This time it turns out that a mug of hot chocolate can have more salt than a packet of ready salted crisps, according to CASH.

Seemingly Galaxy Ultimate Marshmallow Hot Chocolate powder had just over 0.6g of salt per 25g serving - or 2.5g per 100g - more than the 0.15g per 100g target.

Mars Chocolate, quite rightly pointed out that the drink was an "indulgent treat". However, as the BBC notes, but Public Health England (jumping on the CASH coattails) said more work was needed.

A standard 32.5g packet of Walkers Ready Salted Crisps contains 0.46g of salt.

All very well. However, as I have noted many times before, if you are healthy, drink a good amount of liquid and are not sedentary your body will excrete any excess salt via sweat and urine.

That aside, simply add extra sugar to counteract the salt!

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Monday, March 20, 2017

What a Load of Shite!


My thanks to a loyal reader who sent me a link to this Twitter account End St Patrick's Day:
"The official twitter account for the coordinated effort to end St. Patrick's Day are raise awareness of the fact that it is a holiday based in white pride."
 What a load of shite!

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Health and Safety Training


How would you rescue this "gentleman" without risking splashback?

Proof, if ever it was needed, that we are dumbing down hour by hour!


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Thursday, March 16, 2017

Watch Out, There's A Thieving Git About!


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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Big Brother's Vibrator


You have doubtless heard about the CIA tapping into Samsung TVs to spy on people, now it seems it is not just technically sophisticated gadgets such as TVs that are used to spy on you, but even the humble vibrator!

We-Vibe products (sex toys controlled via a smartphone app) have been spying on users, and sending data back to the product manufacturers.

The Telegraph reports that Canadian firm Standard Innovation, has agreed to pay C$4 million (£2.4 million) to members of the public who bought and used its We-Vibe products.

The firm, it was discovered, had been collecting data via the app, recording when customers had been using the sex toys, as well as information about the intensity of the vibration settings used. The data was collected without customers having been notified.

The court filing, made on behalf of two anonymous female We-Vibe users, said:
Unbeknownst to its customers … (Standard Innovation) designed We-Connect to collect and record highly intimate and sensitive data regarding consumers’ personal We-Vibe use, including the date and time of each use and the selected vibration settings, and transmit such usage data — along with the users’ personal email address — to its servers in Canada.
You have been warned!

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