Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, September 18, 2019

India Bans Vaps


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Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Nanny's Fat Shaming Makes Things Worse


James Corden makes a very good point:
"It's proven that fat shaming only does one thing.

It makes people feel ashamed and shame leads to depression, anxiety and self-destructive behaviour - self-destructive behaviour like overeating.

If making fun of fat people made them lose weight, there'd be no fat kids in schools."
Nanny might want to consider that she has added to the problem, rather than helped people improve their health.



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Thursday, September 12, 2019

Trump Bans Vapes Not Guns


Seemingly vapes are more deadly than guns!


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Wednesday, September 11, 2019

Nanny Bans Fireman Sam


Fireman Sam has now been deemed outdated, and has been banned from promotional material by  Lincolnshire Fire and Rescue (LFR).

LFR made the decision after it received negative feedback regarding Sam not being inclusive enough. The character had previously been used by the fire service for station open days and advertising materials.

Instead LFR has introduced new mascots in the form of gender-neutral blue, red and yellow fire extinguishers called Freddy, Filbert and Penelope.

Chief fire officer Les Britzman is quoted by the Independent:
Firefighters nationally and residents locally have raised some concerns that ‘Fireman Sam’ doesn’t reflect the fire service today, in terms of both the job itself and our workforce.

It’s important to us that our open days and community events don’t make anyone feel excluded and therefore we took this decision."
They are rather missing the more relevant point, that as Sam is made of plastic he would melt as soon as he went anywhere near a fire!

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Tuesday, September 10, 2019

Nanny To Ban Watches In Exams


Watches are now so sophisticated, that Nanny feels that all watches should be banned from exam halls to discourage cheating. Thus says an inquiry into the extent of malpractice in exams taken by pupils across the UK.

Smart watches, connected to the internet, are already banned from use by students taking public exams.


The review, commissioned by exam boards, says it is becoming difficult to distinguish between hi-tech and traditional watches.

Review chairman Sir John Dunford called for a "blanket ban" on watches.

In my day, the best you could do was write some answers on your wrist, or stuff a piece of paper into your tie (programmable calculators had been banned).

It is a fair point, but I cannot help to feel that if a child successfully manages to cheat (without being detected) then that child is destined for high political office or a senior executive role!

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Thursday, September 05, 2019

Nanny's Snack Tax


As per the Guardian:
"A snack tax of 20% on biscuits, cakes and sweets would have “a huge impact” on obesity levels in the UK and be more effective than the current levy on colas and other sugary drinks, say experts."
These "experts" do know that 20% VAT is already levied on snacks don't they?

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Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries