Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, June 25, 2018

Nanny Bans Sweets


Nanny has pledged to "help close the deprivation gap" by looking at why children from poorer areas are more than twice as likely to be overweight.

Nanny's plan is to encourage all primary schools to introduce a daily "active mile" for children. Official advice recommends children should do 60 minutes of activity per day.

The measures, which will open for consultation by the end of the year, include:
  • Banning the sale of sweets and snacks at checkouts, shop entrances and in buy-one-get-one-free deals
  • New restrictions on advertising unhealthy food to children on TV and online, which could include a pre-9pm ban
  • Clear calorie labelling in restaurants, cafes and takeaways, to help families know what they are eating
  • Ending the sale of energy drinks containing high levels of caffeine, to children
It beggars belief that a Conservative government is now so obsessed with micro managing people's lives!

The above restrictions won't make the slightest difference; it is not the state's role to manage what kids eat, it's the parents who should manage their kids' diets.

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

Oh The Irony!


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Another Day, Another New Addiction - Cryptocurrencies!


It seems we can become addicted to anything these days, hot on the heels of the usual suspects (eg social media, watching TV, porn etc) comes the latest addiction - cryptocurrencies.

There is even a test that you can take, to determine if you are addicted!

Courtesy of Castle Craig Hospital:
      • Do I spend a lot of time thinking about different types of cryptocurrency?
      • Am I spending large amounts on cryptocurrency?
      • Have I tried to slow down or completely stop cryptocurrency trading – but not been able to?
      • Do I become restless or irritable if I try to cut down my screen time related to cryptocurrency?
      • Do I jump on the computer and start trading in cryptocurrency to escape from life’s problems or to try to elevate my mood?
      • Do I carry on trading in cryptocurrency after losing money – to try to gain it back?
      • Have I ever fibbed to other people about how much time or money I spend trading in cryptocurrency? Have I ever taken money unlawfully to fund my cryptocurrency addiction?
      • Has my cryptocurrency trading habit had an effect on my relationships or my job?
      • Do I try to get other people to lend me money when I have lost on investment?
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    Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

    Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

    www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

    Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

    Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

    Wednesday, June 20, 2018

    Drink Booze To Minimise Risk of Cancer



    Oooh errr..Nanny won't like this at all!

    Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

    Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

    Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

    www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

    Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

    Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

    Tuesday, June 19, 2018

    You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity




    Three graffiti artists were killed yesterday by a freight train on tracks in south-west London.

    British Transport Police (BTP) found the bodies of three men believed to be in their 20s after being called at 7.34am on Monday, when a train driver noticed them on tracks between Brixton and Loughborough Junction stations. Spray cans were found close by and officers were seen photographing graffiti as part of their inquiries.

    A BTP spokesman said the force was trying to trace the train that hit the men and it was not clear what time the incident happened. Rail industry sources told the Guardian that the incident occurred at about 5am, before passenger services were running in the area. They believed the victims may have been caught in the slipstream of a passing empty train.

    Who would have thought that arsing around near rail tracks would increase the risk of being hit by a train?

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    Monday, June 18, 2018

    Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach


    I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

    My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

    On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

    Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

    Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

    Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

    Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

    www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

    Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

    Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries