Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, June 19, 2018

You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity




Three graffiti artists were killed yesterday by a freight train on tracks in south-west London.

British Transport Police (BTP) found the bodies of three men believed to be in their 20s after being called at 7.34am on Monday, when a train driver noticed them on tracks between Brixton and Loughborough Junction stations. Spray cans were found close by and officers were seen photographing graffiti as part of their inquiries.

A BTP spokesman said the force was trying to trace the train that hit the men and it was not clear what time the incident happened. Rail industry sources told the Guardian that the incident occurred at about 5am, before passenger services were running in the area. They believed the victims may have been caught in the slipstream of a passing empty train.

Who would have thought that arsing around near rail tracks would increase the risk of being hit by a train?

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Monday, June 18, 2018

Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach


I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

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Friday, June 15, 2018

Straws Are Us



Very noble, now instead of plastic polluting the earth we will increase deforestation in order to keep the straws coming.

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Thursday, June 14, 2018

Nanny Bans England Flags On Royal Mail Vans



The Royal Mail has banned postal workers from flying flags on their delivery vehicles during the World Cup.

Postal chiefs said flags could distract drivers or “pose a potential hazard to other road users” if they came loose, and that the decision was made to uphold the company’s duty of care to employees and the public.

I wonder how it was Postman Pat was allowed to drive a van with a cat companion?

Anyhoo, about 125,000 delivery staff across 1,400 depots nationwide will be affected by the ban. However, 25,000 backroom staff will be allowed to display flags in offices.

All in all, whether this is "'elf and safety gone mad" or not, it is academic as England will probably crash out of the World Cup soon enough!

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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

Holy Shit Nanny Ireland


Nanny Ireland proves that the state can fine you even for things that don't exist!

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Thursday, June 07, 2018

You Can't Legislate Against Stupid, But Wouldn't It Be Nice If You Could?



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