Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Nanny's "Heatwave"


I trust and assume we are all enjoying the "heatwave"?

Nanny would prefer that during this short period of warm weather we stay indoors, as she has issued several level three alerts.

Don't worry Nanny, it's a bank holiday weekend as such I guarantee it will piss down!
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Monday, August 22, 2016

Offices - The New Fags


Oh dear, it seems that Nanny has found something else to moan to us about. This time it seems that office workers must exercise for one hour a day to combat the deadly risk of modern working lifestyles, a major Lancet study has found.

Research on more than one million adults found that sitting for at least eight hours a day could increase the risk of premature death by up to 60 per cent. Scientists said sedentary lifestyles were now posing as great a threat to public health as smoking, and were causing more deaths than obesity.

How about we just stop working in offices?

That seems to be the issue.

Ah but then we wouldn't be able to earn money to pay Nanny's taxes, and that she would never allow!


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Wednesday, August 17, 2016

Nanny's Fake Sugar Tax Survey

Watch out there is a survey published today that claims people want a sugar tax.

It is clearly a lobby group fake!


Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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Monday, August 15, 2016

Hummus Is Evil

I am hugely gemused to learn that hummus and other "healthy" supermarket dips are deemed to be unhealthy.

Our old chums from CASH claim that they are laced with high levels of salt and fat.

Snork!













Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Judge Gives As Good As She Gets


Kudos to Judge Patricia Lynch QC, who gave as good as she got to John Hennigan in Chelmsford Crown Cort on Wednesday.

Hennigan was being sentenced for breaching an Asbo by using racist language towards a Caribbean woman and her two young children when he said she was a "bit of a c---".

The Telegraph reports that Judge Lynch replied:
"You are a bit of a c--- yourself."
When Hennigan shouted back: "Go f--- yourself", the judge replied: "You too."

Hennigan reportedly shouted "Sieg Heil" and banged the glass panel of the dock as he was jailed for 18 months.

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Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

The Duke of Westminster Nails It - The Secret of His Success!



Forget Nanny's exhortations to study in failing schools for meaningless qualifications from fake "universities" in degrees that have no value, in order to acquire a minding numbing job in which to bust your arse to pay her taxes.

It's who you know, not what you know that will help you through your life!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries