Nanny Bans Sweets

Nanny has pledged to "help close the deprivation gap" by looking at why children from poorer areas are more than twice as likely to be overweight.

Nanny's plan is to encourage all primary schools to introduce a daily "active mile" for children. Official advice recommends children should do 60 minutes of activity per day.

The measures, which will open for consultation by the end of the year, include:

• Banning the sale of sweets and snacks at checkouts, shop entrances and in buy-one-get-one-free deals
• New restrictions on advertising unhealthy food to children on TV and online, which could include a pre-9pm ban
• Clear calorie labelling in restaurants, cafes and takeaways, to help families know what they are eating
• Ending the sale of energy drinks containing high levels of caffeine, to children

It beggars belief that a Conservative government is now so obsessed with micro managing people's lives!

The above restrictions won't make the slightest difference; it is not the state's role to manage what kids eat, it's the parents who should manage their kids' diets.

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Oh The Irony!

BBC investigates sexual harassment at Welsh Assembly in anonymous survey, only to find that BBC staff are at the centre of allegations. https://t.co/NcMoEJxjx6

— Mark Watts (@MarkWatts_1) June 21, 2018

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Another Day, Another New Addiction - Cryptocurrencies!

It seems we can become addicted to anything these days, hot on the heels of the usual suspects (eg social media, watching TV, porn etc) comes the latest addiction - cryptocurrencies.

There is even a test that you can take, to determine if you are addicted!

Courtesy of Castle Craig Hospital:

• • Do I spend a lot of time thinking about different types of cryptocurrency?
  • Am I spending large amounts on cryptocurrency?
  • Have I tried to slow down or completely stop cryptocurrency trading – but not been able to?
  • Do I become restless or irritable if I try to cut down my screen time related to cryptocurrency?
  • Do I jump on the computer and start trading in cryptocurrency to escape from life’s problems or to try to elevate my mood?
  • Do I carry on trading in cryptocurrency after losing money – to try to gain it back?
  • Have I ever fibbed to other people about how much time or money I spend trading in cryptocurrency? Have I ever taken money unlawfully to fund my cryptocurrency addiction?
  • Has my cryptocurrency trading habit had an effect on my relationships or my job?
  • Do I try to get other people to lend me money when I have lost on investment?

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Drink Booze To Minimise Risk of Cancer

How much #alcohol to ingest that will minimise #cancer risk & mortality? Major study of 100,000 people shows least risk is 1-3 drinks / week 😳. No drinking at all is worse and obviously heavy drinking is worst 😒.https://t.co/TEwY2ThuZn pic.twitter.com/0ZHoBXT1LL

— Adam Bates (@AdamBates_D6) June 20, 2018

Oooh errr..Nanny won't like this at all!

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You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity

Three graffiti artists were killed yesterday by a freight train on tracks in south-west London.

British Transport Police (BTP) found the bodies of three men believed to be in their 20s after being called at 7.34am on Monday, when a train driver noticed them on tracks between Brixton and Loughborough Junction stations. Spray cans were found close by and officers were seen photographing graffiti as part of their inquiries.

A BTP spokesman said the force was trying to trace the train that hit the men and it was not clear what time the incident happened. Rail industry sources told the Guardian that the incident occurred at about 5am, before passenger services were running in the area. They believed the victims may have been caught in the slipstream of a passing empty train.

Who would have thought that arsing around near rail tracks would increase the risk of being hit by a train?

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Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach

From page 3 of the Sunday Times. She sounds like enough of a crank to be invited to Downing Street to set food policy. pic.twitter.com/J369RXNJ2n

— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) June 17, 2018

I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

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