Nanny and her acolytes from SAGE are determined to add a bit of No! No! No! to the season of goodwill.
Not content with banning board games (lest we start licking the playing pieces and succumb to Covid), Nanny and SAGE have put together a wee list of rules for the festive season (see above).
I would venture to observe that not every home has a fire pit (or garden!), nor the space required for placing another table in the dining area (even if there is another table spare).
I wonder if the boffins who come up with these rules, have grasped the fact that not everyone in the UK is middle class and lives in Islington?
That aside, I note with a degree of astonishment that Nanny wants Granny placed near an open window. Now whilst this might lessen her chances of going down with Covid, it most assuredly guarantees that she will go down with pneumonia.
However, if she then dies from the pneumonia you can rest assured that her death certificate will cite Covid as being the cause of death!
I have said it before, and will say it again, SAGE can get stuffed!
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