Hottest Day Since Goodness Knows Alert

Allegedly today will be the hottest day in 176  years or 40 years depending on which MSM outlet you follow.

Nanny is now slavering with excitement at the thought of all the warnings and advice she will dispense.

I dare say we will survive without her input!


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The Horror!

Please RT to raise awareness of this horror pic.twitter.com/YMEy1yFBOu

— Marcher Lord (@MarcherLord1) June 20, 2017

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

Warmish Weather Puts Britain on Cusp of National Emergency!

Heatwave so bad we’re just one step away from a ‘national emergency’ https://t.co/IddJREJPfZ ^MetroUK pic.twitter.com/EowmNWOjxK

— ...david jones (@_dpaj) June 20, 2017

Bollocks! 

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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Only The Health Puritans Will Be Cared For

Remember, if you don't drink, smoke, eat red meat, and exercise regularly you could spend several years being cared for by BUPA #dispatches

— Action on Stuff (@StuffIsBad) June 19, 2017

No farking point in living so long if you can't enjoy your life!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

Nanny's Warm Weather Curfew

Heads up everyone, because of the current spell of warmish weather Nanny is telling people to stay inside out of the sun between 11:00 and 15:00.

Small factoid, in many other countries it is a good deal warmer than the UK for a lot longer than this current warm spell will last.

Why does Nanny feel that we are so weak and feeble that we can't survive a bit of warmth and sunshine?

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries

Kudos To Auntie

Kudos to Auntie for dropping Lily Allen from Newsnight.

That being said, I am somewhat mystified as to why she was slated to appear in the first place; given that she is not an expert in:

- fires,

- building safety,

- body identification etc

nor for that matter does she even live in the area full time (as she has a rural retreat).

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

www.nannyknowsbest.com is brought to you by www.kenfrost.com "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries