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Friday, August 17, 2018
Nanny Wants To Restrict Drinking at Airports
Nanny's chums from the Institute of Alcohol Studies have recommended applying the Licensing Act to airports, allowing time restrictions to be imposed (ie pub opening hours would be applied).
Airports have accused the authors of pandering to the "vested interests" of Ryanair, which supports a change to stop the sale of alcohol in airports in the early morning and after 11pm.
Currently airports are exempt from the legislation but Nanny is considering changing this as part of efforts to reduce disruption by drunk passengers.
Here's why this proposal is bollocks:
1 People arrive and depart from airports at all times of the day and night (and their body clocks are not necessarily set to Brit time), as such they should be allowed to have a drink when they want.
2 People will still drink on the planes and indeed in the airline lounges (if they have access).
3 Travelling by air is a miserable experience, the only thing that makes it bearable is the booze.
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Thursday, August 16, 2018
Couple Murdered Trying To Prove Humans Are Kind
I am genuinely saddened to read that an American couple in their 20s have been killed after riding their
bikes through an Islamic-State claimed territory, in an attempt to prove
“humans are kind.”
As per The Caldron Pool, last year Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan both quit their jobs to document a yearlong journey around the world. Throughout their travels the couple set out to demonstrate that human beings are inherently good.
“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place,” Mr Austin wrote on his blog. “People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil.”
“I don’t buy it. Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own… By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”
On day 369, the couple were biking in formation with a group of other tourist on a panoramic stretch of road in southwestern Tajikistan. “It was there, on July 29, that a carload of men who believed to have recorded a video pledging allegiance to the Islamic State spotted them.
“A grainy cellphone clip recorded by a driver shows what happened next: The men’s Daewoo sedan passes the cyclists and then makes a sharp U-turn. It doubles back, and aims directly for the bikers, ramming into them and lurching over their fallen forms. In all, four people were killed,” including Mr Austin and Ms Geoghegan.
Their deaths do not contradict Mr Geoghegan's point that "by and large humans are kind". However, it does show that not ALL humans are kind or decent.
It also underscores the point that, under the Nanny state many people have forgotten, it is very important to exercise commonsense when taking day to day decisions (be they small or life changing).
Commonsense cannot be left in the hands of Nanny, it is down to each and everyone of us to exercise it!
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As per The Caldron Pool, last year Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan both quit their jobs to document a yearlong journey around the world. Throughout their travels the couple set out to demonstrate that human beings are inherently good.
“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place,” Mr Austin wrote on his blog. “People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil.”
“I don’t buy it. Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own… By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”
On day 369, the couple were biking in formation with a group of other tourist on a panoramic stretch of road in southwestern Tajikistan. “It was there, on July 29, that a carload of men who believed to have recorded a video pledging allegiance to the Islamic State spotted them.
“A grainy cellphone clip recorded by a driver shows what happened next: The men’s Daewoo sedan passes the cyclists and then makes a sharp U-turn. It doubles back, and aims directly for the bikers, ramming into them and lurching over their fallen forms. In all, four people were killed,” including Mr Austin and Ms Geoghegan.
Their deaths do not contradict Mr Geoghegan's point that "by and large humans are kind". However, it does show that not ALL humans are kind or decent.
It also underscores the point that, under the Nanny state many people have forgotten, it is very important to exercise commonsense when taking day to day decisions (be they small or life changing).
Commonsense cannot be left in the hands of Nanny, it is down to each and everyone of us to exercise it!
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Wednesday, August 15, 2018
Google Is Watching You
Google tracks users who turn off location history -- Google will watch you, wherever you are, whether you like/want it or not. https://t.co/JbIZYOdCyA #google #surveillance #data #dataprotection #datacollection pic.twitter.com/ou3L7EKkaU
— CCTVYLLE™ (@CCTVYLLE) August 15, 2018
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Tuesday, August 14, 2018
St Jamie of Oliver Wants To Have His Cake and Eat It
Channel 4 helps Jamie Oliver flog his book while fighting a Jamie Oliver policy that will cost it millions. pic.twitter.com/nVxbykFMCN
— Christopher Snowdon (@cjsnowdon) August 13, 2018
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Monday, August 13, 2018
A Package of Fuck All!
"Free from Gluten, wheat, milk and egg...." 🙄 pic.twitter.com/VO56QilMh4
— Mark Bastardingtön (@MardyGoth) August 12, 2018
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Thursday, August 09, 2018
Nanny Plumbs New Depths of Stupidity! - #BurkaGate
Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.Cressida Dick says she asked her officers to look into whether Boris Johnson's comments about women and burkas constituted a hate crime.— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) August 9, 2018
A preliminary assessment found it would not 'reach the bar' for a criminal office.
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