Nanny Outsources Policing To Public

It seems things are so tight in some of Nanny's police forces (thanks to cuts and mind numbing bureaucracy) that they are being forced to outsource policing functions to the public.

The Mail reports that Wiltshire Police will no longer visits scenes of shoplifting in Swindon. Instead shop owners will be asked to take down the details of any offenders and file their own statement to the police along with CCTV.

This comes months after Leicestershire Police announced they had been refusing to attend attempted burglaries at houses with odd-numbers in their own bizarre cost-cutting measure.

The force trialled the scheme to assess the effectiveness of sending forensic officers to a crime scene and found it had no impact on the number of incidents or victim satisfaction.

The more laws Nanny passes, which are then not enforced because she doesn't have the resources, the more ridiculous and impotent she looks!

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Shops To Stay Open On Boxing Day

Theresa May has refused calls to force all shops to close on Boxing Day, saying it is not the Government’s job to tell businesses how they should run their shows.

MPs will hold a Westminster Hall debate on a petition with more than 140,000 signatures calling for a ban on all retail premises opening the day after Christmas, on the basis that it exploits low paid workers.

Responding to the petition, the Government said:

"We do not believe it is for central Government to tell businesses how to run their shops or how best to serve their customers.

Therefore we are not proposing to ban shops from opening on Boxing Day."

Quite so, Nanny makes more than a mess of things when she does interfere in people's lives!

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Close All Shops On Boxing Day!

A Change.org petition demanding that all shops be closed on Boxing Day, set up by Ian Lapworth, claims "we managed 30 or 40 years ago" and should "forget making money for one day" and "concentrate on making more memories with the ones we love".

"Whilst not everyone may see Christmas as a religious holiday, it should be respected as such, and retail workers given some decent family time to relax and enjoy the festivities like everyone else."

Whilst I appreciate that some people in the UK wish to live in the 1950's, I have a number of observations wrt this petition:

1 We are not living in the 1950's.

2 Shopping on Boxing Day is not compulsory.

3 Many people (eg doctors, nurses, firemen, TV bods, etc etc) work over the seasonal period.

4 Not everyone is a Christian or, for that matter, believes in god.

5 If you want to spend Christmas with your family and not shop, then good luck to you. However, it's not for you to dictate to others what they can/cannot do over this period.


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Nanny Hates Preston

Congratulations to Preston for being ranked by Nanny as the "unhealthiest high street in the UK"!

This accolade was presented by The Royal Society for Public Health, which assessed 70 areas in the UK according to the types of businesses found there.

On Nanny's list of evil businesses are bookmakers, loan shops, tanning salons and fast-food outlets. These are viewed as having a "negative impact" on public health.

Would Nanny prefer a row of boarded up shops then?

On Nanny's good list of businesses were leisure centres and health services; no food shops then?

It seems that we are meant to exercise, but not eat!

Shrewsbury was named as having the "healthiest" High Street.

Based on the award, Nanny has called for a limit of 5% of each "unhealthy" type of business on a High Street to avoid saturation.

Why 5%?

Is there a scientific basis for this limit?

No, I thought not!

Therefore if only 5% of shops can be "evil", if no other shop wishes to set up business there we will end up with rows and rows of boarded up shop fronts which employ no one.

Here are Nanny's rankings as per the BBC:

Britain's "unhealthiest High Streets" ranked

1. Preston
2. Middlesbrough
3. Coventry
4. Blackpool
5. Northampton
6. Wolverhampton
7. Grimsby
8. Huddersfield
9. Stoke-on-Trent
10. Eastbourne
Source: Royal Society for Public Health

Britain's "healthiest High Streets" ranked

1. Shrewsbury
2. Ayr
3. Salisbury
4. Perth
5. Hereford
6. Carlisle
7. Cambridge
8. Cheltenham
9. York
10. Bristol
Source: Royal Society for Public Health

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