Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.
Showing posts with label vitamins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vitamins. Show all posts

Thursday, July 21, 2016

Nanny Orders Everyone To Take Vitamin D Supplements


According to research carried out by the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition (SACN), everyone should consider taking vitamin D supplements in autumn and winter.

Nanny's sets the recommended levels at 10 micrograms of the vitamin a day.

Now a long time ago, before Nanny came along, most people who had normal diets and exposed themselves to the sun were able to ingest enough vitamin D without the need for supplements.

However, the main sources of vitamin D are sunlight, dairy products, eggs etc.

Can you tell me children what the problem with the above list is?

Yes, that's right, Nanny hates all of the above and has lectured us day and night to avoid sunlight, dairy products and eggs.

In other words the current estimates of one in five adults and one in six children in England having low levels of vitamin D are most likely caused by Nanny's advice wrt sunshine and food products!

The solution to living a healthy, happy life is to ignore everything that Nanny tells you.

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Tuesday, August 04, 2015

Compulsory Sunbathing


As loyal readers know, Nanny has vehemently spoken out against the dangers of sunshine and sunbathing. 

Nanny and her chums in the pharmaceutical industry have bombarded us with cancer warnings and adverts for factor 50 creams and potions.

Now, however, things have changed and Nanny's chums from the Scientific Advisory Committee on Nutrition have proclaimed that (surprise surprise) there is too little sunshine in the UK!

Nanny's conclusion is that (yes my headline was deliberately misleading!) everyone should  take vitamin D supplements.

Errmm..excuse me..but people with a balanced diet (eg cheese, eggs..that Nanny hates) don't need to take supplements to counter the lack of sunshine in the UK. 

Conversely simply sit in the sun for a bit!

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