Nanny Bans Robin Hood

Nanny in the shape of Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a baffling and misguided move that has left many residents and admirers of the legendary folk hero outraged. This decision not only erases a significant part of Nottingham’s cultural heritage but also undermines the city’s identity and historical significance.

Robin Hood is more than just a character from folklore; he is a symbol of Nottingham’s rich history and its enduring spirit of resistance and justice. By removing him from the city logo, Nottingham Council is effectively severing a vital link to the past and alienating a community that takes pride in its unique heritage.

The council’s justification for this change, citing a need for a more “inclusive” and “modern” image (some shite squiggle), falls flat. Robin Hood’s story is one of inclusivity and standing up for the oppressed. His legend resonates with people from all walks of life, and his removal from the logo is a disservice to the very principles he represents.

Moreover, this decision appears to be a wasteful exercise in rebranding that does little to address the real issues facing the city. Instead of focusing on superficial changes, Nottingham Council should be directing its efforts towards meaningful improvements that benefit the community.

In conclusion, Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a cretinous and ill-advised move that disregards the city’s rich history and cultural significance. It’s time for the council to listen to its residents and restore the iconic symbol that truly represents Nottingham.

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Climate Change Cult Goes Batshit Crazy - Meat Patches!

Bioethicist S. Matthew Liao: In order to fight "climate change", we should genetically modify humans to be intolerant to meat.

"If we eat less meat, we could significantly reduce our greenhouse gas emissions."

"Now, some people would be willing to eat less meat, but they lack… pic.twitter.com/9uQS9XmqEx

— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) October 8, 2024

All of this is demented bollocks!

By happenstance, here is a photo of Bioeticist (made up profession) Liao eating a large steak!

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No Beer Keir To Fuck Up The Pub Trade

No Beer Keir is known for being thin skinned and for holding a grudge. As such it should come as no surprise at all to learn that he is still smarting from being barred from the Raven pub in 2021.

Starmer, having decreed the smoking in pub gardens is to be banned wants to further throttle the pub trade by fucking with the opening hours. The fake reason being given is to improve the nation's health and thereby protect the failed ancient dinosaur aka the NHS.

In reality No Beer just wants to destroy the pub trade.

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#TwoTierKeir's Bottom Inspectors Coming To Your Office

 

🚨 NEW: The government is funding a new 'health MOT' in which the NHS will go into offices, pubs and building sites to weigh workers and measure their blood pressure to help prevent heart attacks and strokes

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— Politics UK (@PolitlcsUK) August 29, 2024

Gimmicks, instead of a route and branch overhaul of the failed NHS, will not save the NHS!

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#TwoTierKeir Bans Smoking in Pub Gardens

 

Sir TwoTier intends to ban smoking in pub gardens, small parks, outside night clubs and even shisha bars!

One of the most troubling aspects of this proposed ban is the erosion of personal freedoms. Adults should have the right to make their own choices, even if those choices involve risks. By extending the smoking ban to outdoor areas such as pub gardens, Nanny is overstepping her bounds and infringing on individual liberties.

The argument that this ban is necessary to protect non-smokers from second-hand smoke is weak at best. Outdoor spaces are well-ventilated, and the risk of harm from second-hand smoke in such environments is minimal. This move seems less about protecting public health and more about imposing a nanny state mentality on the populace. If we allow the government to dictate where we can and cannot smoke, what other personal freedoms will be next on the chopping block?

The pub industry, already struggling to recover from the devastating effects of the COVID-19 pandemic, stands to suffer greatly from this proposed ban. Pubs are more than just places to drink; they are social hubs, community centers, and vital parts of the British cultural landscape. For many patrons, the ability to enjoy a cigarette in a pub garden is an integral part of the experience.

A ban on smoking in these outdoor areas could drive away a significant portion of the customer base, leading to decreased revenues and, ultimately, more pub closures. The government's own impact assessment has indicated that such a ban could result in job losses and further strain on an industry that is already on its knees. At a time when pubs need support and freedom to trade, imposing additional restrictions is a step in the wrong direction.

TwoTier, whilst he taxes us to death intends to suck the very last vestiges of pleasure and freedom out of our lives!

He is a miserable, thin skinned authoritarian bureaucrat with zero personality and imagination; relying instead on processes and procedures to avoid leading and inspiring people.

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Nanny To Mandate Man With Red Flag Walk In Front of Cars

 

Following on from Welsh Nanny's highly "successful"  20 mph speed limit in Wales, that DIDN'T disrupt bus services, cause significant delays and generally fuck up the economy; Louise Haigh, the pink haired idiot who kowtowed to ASLEF, will be mandating that man with a red flag must walk in front of cars and other motor vehicles.

Let's see how that goes then!

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