Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, January 25, 2023

Prats of The Week - Haringey Council

 


For reasons best known to itself, Nanny's chums from Haringey Council spent £180,000 on changing the name of Black Boy Lane to La Rose Lane. 

Despite the feigned offence at the name, the council left the name on the new road sign.

Unsurprisingly it has been corrected, and people living in the street have put up their own Black Boy Lane signs in their windows.

Haringey Council, well deserving Prats of The Week!

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Thursday, January 19, 2023

Scottish Nanny Bans Meat


 

My sympathies to the school kids, hospital patients and residents of nursing homes of Edinburgh, for Scottish Nanny has taken it upon herself to ban meat from their meals!

Seemingly this will save the planet!


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Wednesday, January 18, 2023

Office Cakes As Dangerous as Passive Smoking!


 

Bringing cake into the office should be seen as harmful to your colleagues in the same way as passive smoking, the chairwoman of Britain’s top food watchdog has said.

Professor Susan Jebb, professor of diet and population health at the University of Oxford and a member of The Times Health Commission, said it was not enough to rely on the “extraordinary efforts” of personal willpower needed to avoid overeating in a society that is constantly plying people with food.

“We all like to think we’re rational, intelligent, educated people who make informed choices the whole time and we undervalue the impact of the environment.

If nobody brought in cakes into the office, I would not eat cakes in the day, but because people do bring cakes in, I eat them. Now, OK, I have made a choice, but people were making a choice to go into a smoky pub.”

I don't smoke cake, 

I don't eat cake,

I don't feel threatened by people eating cake!


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Thursday, January 12, 2023

Nanny Bans "Field" - It's Racist!


 

A bunch of wankers in America have decreed that the word "field" is racist.

The word "field" has been declared to have racist connotations and will no longer be used in the University of Southern California’s school of social work.

It will be removed from the curriculum and academic references such as "field of study" will instead be replaced  by the word "practicum".

In a letter explaining the decision the University of Southern California’s school of social work said: 

"This change supports anti-racist social work practice by replacing language that would be considered anti-Black or anti-immigrant in favour of inclusive language.

Language can be powerful, and phrases such as ‘going into the field’ or ‘field work’ maybe have connotations for descendants of slavery and immigrant workers that are not benign.”

This is of course deranged bollocks, as white people have also worked in fields ever since farming was invented.


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Wednesday, December 21, 2022

Nanny's Christmas Message

 


Don't travel!

Don't have an accident!

Don't get ill!

Remember folks, your taxes pay for a non functioning state sector.


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