Nanny's Blue Nose Bollocks Stopped!

 

A secondary school planned to turn its heating off as part of a “Blue Nose Day” event to teach pupils about climate change.

Wolsingham School, a co-educational academy in Co Durham, had organised for the stunt to take place on Friday to reduce its carbon footprint and raise awareness about “the importance of being more sustainable”.

Parents received a letter earlier this week informing them of plans to turn the heating off throughout the school day on “Blue Nose Day”, with pupils advised to wear jumpers and extra layers to keep warm.

However, Wolsingham School wrote to parents on Tuesday announcing that the event had been called off after staff raised some concerns.

In a letter seen by The Telegraph, the school said that “after careful consideration and speaking to several parents regarding their concerns, the Blue Nose Day scheduled for Friday 18 October 2024 will now not go ahead as planned”.

In one sense it might have been amusing to allow this virtue signalling bollocks to go ahead, as it would give pupils and staff a foretaste of what will be happening on a regular basis as Miliband continues with his ongoing destruction of our energy infrastructure!

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Nanny To Experiment On The Obese Unemployed

 

Under a plan by Nanny, obese unemployed people are going to be given the 'king kong' of weight loss jabs to get them back to work. 

Whatever happened to good old fashioned diet and exercise?

The experiments will last for 5 years.

I wonder what experiments Nanny will conduct on the thin unemployed?

 
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Christians Trigger Nanny

 

The University of Nottingham, for reasons best known to itself, is shit scared of Christians.

As such, it has placed a trigger warning on Chaucer's Canterbury Tales because it contains elements of the Christian faith!

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Nanny Bans Robin Hood

Nanny in the shape of Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a baffling and misguided move that has left many residents and admirers of the legendary folk hero outraged. This decision not only erases a significant part of Nottingham’s cultural heritage but also undermines the city’s identity and historical significance.

Robin Hood is more than just a character from folklore; he is a symbol of Nottingham’s rich history and its enduring spirit of resistance and justice. By removing him from the city logo, Nottingham Council is effectively severing a vital link to the past and alienating a community that takes pride in its unique heritage.

The council’s justification for this change, citing a need for a more “inclusive” and “modern” image (some shite squiggle), falls flat. Robin Hood’s story is one of inclusivity and standing up for the oppressed. His legend resonates with people from all walks of life, and his removal from the logo is a disservice to the very principles he represents.

Moreover, this decision appears to be a wasteful exercise in rebranding that does little to address the real issues facing the city. Instead of focusing on superficial changes, Nottingham Council should be directing its efforts towards meaningful improvements that benefit the community.

In conclusion, Nottingham Council’s decision to remove Robin Hood from the city logo is a cretinous and ill-advised move that disregards the city’s rich history and cultural significance. It’s time for the council to listen to its residents and restore the iconic symbol that truly represents Nottingham.

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Climate Change Cult Goes Batshit Crazy - Meat Patches!

Bioethicist S. Matthew Liao: In order to fight "climate change", we should genetically modify humans to be intolerant to meat.

"If we eat less meat, we could significantly reduce our greenhouse gas emissions."

"Now, some people would be willing to eat less meat, but they lack… pic.twitter.com/9uQS9XmqEx

— Wide Awake Media (@wideawake_media) October 8, 2024

All of this is demented bollocks!

By happenstance, here is a photo of Bioeticist (made up profession) Liao eating a large steak!

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No Beer Keir To Fuck Up The Pub Trade

No Beer Keir is known for being thin skinned and for holding a grudge. As such it should come as no surprise at all to learn that he is still smarting from being barred from the Raven pub in 2021.

Starmer, having decreed the smoking in pub gardens is to be banned wants to further throttle the pub trade by fucking with the opening hours. The fake reason being given is to improve the nation's health and thereby protect the failed ancient dinosaur aka the NHS.

In reality No Beer just wants to destroy the pub trade.

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