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Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Hottest Day Since Goodness Knows Alert


Allegedly today will be the hottest day in 176  years or 40 years depending on which MSM outlet you follow.

Nanny is now slavering with excitement at the thought of all the warnings and advice she will dispense.

I dare say we will survive without her input!


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The Horror!


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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

Warmish Weather Puts Britain on Cusp of National Emergency!



Bollocks! 

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Only The Health Puritans Will Be Cared For


No farking point in living so long if you can't enjoy your life!

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Monday, June 19, 2017

Nanny's Warm Weather Curfew


Heads up everyone, because of the current spell of warmish weather Nanny is telling people to stay inside out of the sun between 11:00 and 15:00.

Small factoid, in many other countries it is a good deal warmer than the UK for a lot longer than this current warm spell will last.

Why does Nanny feel that we are so weak and feeble that we can't survive a bit of warmth and sunshine?

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Friday, June 16, 2017

Kudos To Auntie


Kudos to Auntie for dropping Lily Allen from Newsnight.

That being said, I am somewhat mystified as to why she was slated to appear in the first place; given that she is not an expert in:

- fires,

- building safety,

- body identification etc

nor for that matter does she even live in the area full time (as she has a rural retreat).

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

Question Re Fire Safety Procedures


I have a genuine question regarding fire safety procedures in blocks of flats.

When I was a kid, we were always told to immediately leave the building when the fire alarm sounded. When and why was this advice changed to "remain in your flat"?


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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

Sweden's Weapon Against Smoking - Snus!



Ironically Nanny has banned snus in the UK!

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Thursday, June 08, 2017

Nanny Shuts S&M Club Over Health and Safety Fears


The Telegraph reports that a sadomasochist swingers club with a dungeon and torture chamber has been shutdown over health and safety concerns.

The Vivente private members club in Sunderland has been closed down for not complying with fire regulations.

Sunderland Magistrates' Court heard that as many as 60 revellers could be crammed into the club, which described itself as having a "whole new modern approach to the swinging lifestyle".

An old website for the club said the basement dungeon was "complete with St Georges Cross, stocks, sex-swing and plenty of implements to inflict pain".

There's irony for you!

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Wednesday, June 07, 2017

Public Health Quackery - Christopher Snowden Nails It!


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Monday, June 05, 2017

The Health and Safety Aspects of Shooting To Kill Terrorists


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Friday, June 02, 2017

Earth Is Bolloxed Up - Go and Get Drunk!



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Friday, May 19, 2017

The 12 Point Anti Nanny Manifesto


In other words, don't stick your nose into other people's business; let people live their lives as they wish to, so long as they don't harm others.

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Wednesday, May 17, 2017

Holidays Are Bad For You


Nanny's chums from Liverpool University have conducted a study which, in their eyes, proves that taking a fortnight's holiday is bad for you.

Apparently two weeks of enjoying yourself not only piles on the pounds and farks up your liver, but also causes a loss of muscle mass.

As per The Sun:
"Researchers asked 28 fit, young adults to cut activity levels by 80 per cent, from 10,000 daily steps to just 1,500. By the end of 14 days, they had lost a third of a kilogram of lean muscle and their waistlines had grown 1cm.

And when they took up their old exercise regime, they did not get back in shape within a fortnight."


Now fair enough 14 days of over indulging and lounging about will no doubt add a few pounds, and temporarily give your liver an extra "workout". However, will you lose muscle mass?

As with everything else, despite Nanny's desire to compartmentalise us, there is no one size fits all answer.

As per Livestrong:
"In the most drastic scenario, you can lose up to 80 percent of your fitness level in as few as two weeks if you’re new to exercise. If you are incredibly fit and have been training for years, you’ll hang onto your fitness level for about three months, ACE Fitness says. 

If you start retraining after a lull, however, your muscles will remember where you left off and build up more rapidly than if you were just starting a new program. 

The detraining period actually strengthens muscle fibers, which means your retraining can lead to a higher fitness level that you might have been able to achieve had you not taken a break, Columbia University says."
In other words Nanny, as usual, is scaremongering.

For why?

She wants us to cut back on holidays and work more, so that she can take her cut of our salaries.

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Tuesday, May 16, 2017

Nanny's Nice Little Earner - The Litter Police

The BBC's Panorama has exposed one of Nanny's nice little earners, namely finin g people fro dropping litter.

A private company acting as the "litter police" for dozens of councils pays officers a bonus for issuing fines.

One officer from Kingdom Services, a leading enforcement company, claimed that his bonus one month was £987.

Other officers were filmed handing out £75 fines for tiny pieces of dropped orange peel and poured-away coffee.

Kingdom told Panorama that its competency allowance was not a paid incentive for officers to issue fines.

Councils are increasingly using private companies such as Kingdom, based in Cheshire, to enforce the Environmental Protection Act.

Kingdom currently has about 28 contracts with local authorities and last year saw its profits jump 30% to £9m.

Guess what?

The company frequently splits the proceeds of the fines with the councils!

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Monday, May 15, 2017

Salt Helps You Lose Weight


Some research done on Russian cosmonauts wrt salt will greatly peeve Nanny.

New studies of Russian cosmonauts, held in isolation to simulate space travel, show that eating more salt made them less thirsty but somehow hungrier. Subsequent experiments found that mice burned more calories when they got more salt, eating 25 percent more just to maintain their weight.

What's going on?

It seems that a high salt intake causes the body to break down fat into water in order to flush the salt out, thus causing an increase in calories burned in order to break down the fat.

Well then!

Nanny will not like this at all!

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Friday, May 12, 2017

Tax Sweets Too - The Rise of The Wowsers


Nanny's chums from the charity Action on Sugar are of the view that the the sugar tax on drinks (coming in next year) doesn't go far enough.

As such they also want a tax on sweets.

Yawn!

There is a certain type of person, with a sad and empty life, who fills their personal void by "saving others" even if they don't want to be saved.

The Australians call these people "Wowsers".

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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Contradiction Is Not Persecution


As true now, as it was then!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

UK Is The Second Worst Nanny State In The EU


The UK is the second worst nanny-state in the EU, according to research from the Institute of Economic Affairs.

Britain falls behind only Finland in rankings from the Institute of Economic Affairs.

The Nanny State Index, published by the IEA and the European Policy Information Centre, scores countries on regulation of private, lifestyle choices.

Using 32 criteria related to food, soft drinks, alcohol, tobacco and e-cigarettes, it identifies the best and worst countries to eat, drink, smoke and vape.

The UK’s high position is attributed to excessive regulation and “sin” taxes, including plans for a levy on sugar in soft drinks.

Other measures cited include the extension of a ban on junk food advertising and measures to cut branding on cigarette packaging.

The UK also maintains the highest taxes on cigarettes and wine in the EU and the second highest taxes on beer.

The UK has some particularly punitive sin taxes. It has more than twice as many nanny state ‘points’ as the best performing countries, Germany and the Czech Republic. It has the highest taxes on cigarettes and wine in the EU and the second highest taxes on beer. The UK has seen a rising tide of lifestyle regulations in recent years, including:

  • Its smoking ban, introduced in 2007, allows fewer exemptions than that of almost any other country;

  • In May 2016, the UK and France became the first European countries to ban branding on tobacco products (‘plain packaging’);

  • A ban on ‘junk food’ advertising to children was extended to digital media in December 2016;

  • A UK-wide tax on sugary drinks is expected to be implemented in 2018;

  • There is a ban on sugary drinks in Scottish hospitals and both the Scottish and Welsh governments support minimum pricing for alcohol;

  • The only sliver of liberalism comes in the UK’s approach to e-cigarettes. Although the Welsh Assembly has proposed banning vaping in many indoor public places, no legislation forbids e-cigarette use in the UK.
Germany and Slovakia retain their positions as the most liberal countries in the EU.

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Tuesday, May 09, 2017

Nanny Bans Fags In Council Houses

 

It seems that Nanny's chums in some councils have decided that her subjects are so thick and intent on self harm, that they must have their lives controlled by Nanny even when they are in the privacy of their own homes.

As such council housing tenants may be prohibited from smoking in their own homes under new rules being considered by some councils.

Under the prospective new rules new council tenants would have to sign an agreement pledging not to smoke before taking up residence in a council property.

Professor John Middleton, president of the Faculty of Public Health, is quoted in the Telegraph (using Nanny's favourite whine "won't someone think of the children?"):
"Housing associations and councils are looking at smoke-free housing buildings. Where children are involved I think there is a real case for it.

You wouldn’t evict a load of tenants for smoking. Where you have got new premises you could have smoke-free agreements from the start."
Deborah Arnott, chief executive of anti-smoking charity Ash, claims that people were “frustrated by councils’ and social landlords’ failure to take action” on smokers damaging the health of those around them.

It's not their farking business what happens within someone's home!

How the hell would this be monitored?

Smoking inspectors with warrants to forcibly enter your home?

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Monday, May 08, 2017

Danger Llamas On The Line!


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Student Learns That University Is Not Just Book Learning But Life Too


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Friday, May 05, 2017

Happy National Masturbation Month!


Apparently May is National Masturbation Month

Who knew?

As such Mark Sergeant, psychology lecturer at Nottingham Trent University, told Metro that a 'masturbation break' would be "very effective" at work and a great way to relieve tension and stress.

This was echoed by psychologist and life coach Dr Cliff Arnall:
Certainly taking a masturbation break for boredom or an escape would increase work focus.
He suggested that a masturbation policy might result in "more focus, less aggression, higher productivity and more smiling".

Okay chaps, what could possibly go wrong?

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Thursday, May 04, 2017

Police Phone Disabling Powers




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Threat Level

 

In view of the multitude of global issues/crises that are all coming to the boil at the same time, I have created this simple "threat level" indicator.

Feel free to assign whatever level you think we are at.


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Wednesday, May 03, 2017

Exaggerated Risk Warnings Cost Lives - The Nocebo Effect



It seems that exaggerated/false claims about the risks of statins may have cost the lives of tens of thousands of Britons.

That at least is the conclusion of a Lancet study that found the drugs do not cause side-effects which have deterred many.

The Telegraph reports that research on 10,000 people found that if they did not know what drugs they were given, they were no more likely than those given sugar pills to report symptoms such as muscle pain, sleep disturbance and cognitive impairment.

However, when participants in a second part of the trial were told the drugs were statins, rates of some reported side-effects shot up - with muscle pain appearing up to 41 per cent more common.

This is known as the "nocebo effect" where patients were more likely to think they were experiencing side-effects if they expected them.

Prof Peter Sever, from Imperial College London, urged the Medicines and Healthcare Products Regulatory Agency (MHRA) to now strip packets of such warnings, in order to save “tens if not hundreds of thousands of lives”.

Let's also do that on packets of fags, paracetamols and booze!

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Tuesday, May 02, 2017

Do As Nanny Says, Not As She Does!


Quelle surprise, a councillor who has broken planning rules.

Surely not!

As per the Telegraph:
"A Conservative district councillor who made alterations to her 14th century house without planning permission was taken to court after it appeared on a Channel 4 property show. 

Barby Dashwood-Morris, 70, failed to get planning permission for changes to the Priest House from Wealden District Council -  despite also serving as chair of its planning committee.

The East Sussex house appeared on "Double your House for Half the Money", presented by Sarah Beeny, in 2013. 

At the time Ms Dashwood-Morris, who was then chair of the council's planning south committee, said: "They were scheduled to spend two-and-a-half hours but actually were here for over four and they were so very enthusiastic about how the house looked - 'even better than they hoped'."
Do as Nanny says, not as she does!

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Friday, April 28, 2017

Nanny Bans Whooping


I appreciate that some students do not have the brains that they were allegedly gifted with. However, even this piece of student fuckwittery has surprised me.

The Telegraph reports that students who whoop, cheer and clap should face “consequences” because they are excluding deaf people, delegates at the National Union of Students conference said.

Audience members were repeatedly warned that they must cease whooping to express support for a speaker, because it has a “serious impact” on the accessibility of the conference.

Delegates at the NUS annual conference in Brighton were encouraged to use “jazz hands” instead of clapping - where students wave their hands in the air - as this is deemed a more inclusive form of expression.

Estelle Hart, an NUS elections committee member who was chairing a session on Thursday, told students: “No whooping, it does have a serious impact on some delegates ability to access conference.”

For good measure Shelly Asquith, the NUS vice president for welfare, returned to the theme, telling delegates: “We’ve had a number of requests that people stop whooping”.

The Durham University student union proposed a motion at the conference that would see clapping and whooping banned at all future NUS events.

Two points:

1 Surely talking/speaking also "excludes" deaf people. Shall we ban that as well?

2 Jazz hands cannot be seen by the visually impaired, that should be banned too.

God help us is this is the quality of the generation destined to takeover in the coming years!


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Thursday, April 27, 2017

Eat More Cheese


Contrary to Nanny's current advice, and reminiscent of her advice some decades ago, it is now deemed good for you to eat more cheese.

The Telegraph reports that eating cheese could stop you from developing liver cancer and boost liver health, according to new research.

The study, from Texas A&M University, found that aged cheeses such as brie and cheddar have the potential of boosting life expectancy by up to 25 per cent.

This is because these cheeses contain a compound called 'spermidine', though to prevent liver fibrosis and 'hepatocellular carcinoma', the most common type of liver cancer.

I dare say in a few years time, scientists will discover that smoking is in fact good for you (as they believed in the 17th century).

Cheesus!

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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

Nanny's Genital Inspectors


UKIP has said schools should check girls from ‘high risk’ groups once a year and after they have been on holiday.

The party wrote in their Integration Agenda:
"Implement school-based medical checks on girls from groups at high risk of suffering FGM. These should take place annually and whenever they return from trips overseas."
FFS!

Such "inspections" would constitute abuse!

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Monday, April 24, 2017

Happy Speeding Fine Day!

Happy speeding fine day folks!

The BBC reports that today speeding fines have gone up.

Under new guidelines, fines for drivers caught doing 51mph in a 30mph zone or 101mph on a motorway will start from 150% of weekly income, rather than the previous level of 100%.
The Sentencing Council said it wanted a "clear increase in penalty" as the seriousness of offending increases.

The new Band C fines will allow the worst offenders to face fines of between 125 and 175% of their weekly income - with the starting point for magistrates in most cases set at 150%.

The maximum fine, however, remains the same, meaning a speeding driver cannot be fined more than £1,000 unless the offence takes place on a motorway, where the limit is £2,500.

A nice little earner for Nanny!

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Friday, April 21, 2017

Coming Soon - A Meat Tax!


According to some person writing in the Guardian:
"..the challenge is to persuade people in wealthy countries to eat less meat. That might seem a tall order, but governments have successfully persuaded people to quit smoking through a combination of public information, regulation and taxation."
Factoid alert, people still smoke!

Seemingly the rates should be 40% on beef and 8.5% on chicken according to one group of meat tax warriors, but another wants 40% on chicken and 28% on beef!

You couldn't make this up!

FFS, can't these people just crawl back to where they came from, and leave the rest of us in peace?

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Thursday, April 20, 2017

The Cyber-Men Are Coming!



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Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Meat Free Mondays at The BBC


My sympathy to Auntie's staff in Salford who have been recently banned from eating meat in the staff canteen on Mondays.

The Mail recently reported that BBC employees are fuming after their staff canteen banned meat from its menu on Mondays - with workers accusing the corporation of 'forcing its agenda' on them.

An internal message revealed 'meat free Mondays' will be introduced at the BBC North staff restaurant in Quay House in MediaCity, Salford.

The intranet memo says the change has been introduced for environmental and health reasons.

Ridiculous!

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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Baby Beer


It's never too early to teach kids to drink!

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Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Cars Are Murder Machines


My sympathies to the good people of Sweden (a country I once happily lived and worked in for a number of years) for the recent terror attack.

Whilst I appreciate that security and accessibility etc need to be addressed after such incidents, I am somewhat disturbed by the reaction from reputable columnist, Eva Franchell, writing for a large Swedish newspaper, Aftonbladet.

ZeroHedge have provided a summary of what she wrote:
"she calls “effective murder machines” — that Franchell says “must simply be removed from city centres and places where people gather, if people are to be protected in future”.

Vehicles are “easy to steal, and so nothing has been able to stop their advance”.
I concur that some action should be taken to reduce the risk in certain areas of similar attacks, eg anti ramming bollards protecting pedestrian only areas. I also am in favour of parts of cities being made pedestrian only, if nothing else it would reduce the noise and pollution and make city centres more pleasant areas to be in.

However, an all out ban simply isn't practical.

Meanwhile Karolina Skog, a Swedish politician who has been Minister for the Environment since 25 May 2016, went overboard:
“Cars are driven largely by men so by giving a lot of space to cars; we’re giving a lot of space to men — at the expense of women,”
Yes we need to review security arrangements, but hysterical responses such as this do no one any favours!
 

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Tuesday, April 11, 2017

A Dignified Death

The Guardian reports that a man has been granted his dying wish of a cigarette and a glass of white wine by staff at a hospital in Denmark.

According to a post on the hospital’s Facebook page, Carsten Flemming Hansen, 75, was found to be terminally ill after he was admitted to hospital with an aortic aneurysm and internal bleeding.
Predicting it would be a matter of hours or days before Hansen died, the hospital decided not to operate and instead granted the patient a “dignified” death.

The nurses at Aarhus University hospital decided to defy regulations that stipulated no smoking on the hospital’s grounds and wheeled Hansen out on to a balcony where he smoked a Green LA cigarette and drank a glass of cold white wine while watching the sunset with his family.

In its Facebook post, the hospital said the nurses in Hansen’s ward and his family agreed that in this situation, his last wishes were more important than treatment, prevention and smoking rules.

I wonder if British Nanny would do the same?

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Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Posh Crisps Cause Cancer


Seemingly posh crisps could cause cause cancer, a study by government-backed scientists has found, as they contain high levels of acrylamide, a known carcinogen.

The Telegraph reports that tests conducted by Fera Science on behalf of campaign group Changing Markets, found t he highest levels of the chemical were found in Tyrells "Sweet Potato Lightly Salted" crisps, which contained more than three times the recommended amount, according to European food standards.

According to EU benchmarks crisps should not contain more than 750 milligrams per kilogram of acrylamide. Despite this Tyrells "Sweet Potato Lightly Salted" crisps contain 2486 milligrams per kilogram.

The research also found Morrisons' "Cheese and Onion Popped Potato Snacks" and Aldi's premium brand "Passions Barbeque Flavour Popped Potato Chips" contained twice as much acrylamide than the recommended level.

Given we are leaving the EU, we can safely ignore their health warnings.

Failing that, if you are worried, simply resort to eating cheap crisps.

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