Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Pub Curmudgeon Nails It

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Monday, July 30, 2018

ID Cards Back On The Table



In the irony of all ironies, despite being told we would be leaving the EU's bureaucracy post Brexit, Nanny now wants us to adopt ID cards (allegedly to avoid another Windrush-style scandal).

The proposal comes from the think tank Policy Exchange. It argues that Brexit marks a natural point at which to reform the UK’s immigration system.

Nanny knows full well the ID cards are not highly regarded by the Brits. Hence she has a "cunning" solution.

David Goodhart, Policy Exchange’s head of demography, immigration and integration, said he believed ID cards were necessary – but acknowledged that people would be wary and said ID cards should be phased in voluntarily.

That's how the state works, make something "voluntary" at first then make it a criminal offence when you don't volunteer!

Oh and here is a link to the list of 10 reasons why ID are bollocks (that I first published in 2004)

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Friday, July 27, 2018

TUC Wants To Give HMRC Powers To Enforce Holidays

1 This has got fuck all to do with HMRC.

2 HMRC are shite at what they already do, they don't need to be given additional things to fuck up.

3 HMRC should not be given additional powers, as they already have far too many.

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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Auntie Has Crashed





Nanny's state broadcaster's website has crashed, along with its app!

I wonder who is hacking them?

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Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Explosion In Sex Dolls Threatens Japanese Race With "Extinction"



As per ZeroHedge, Japanese Nanny fears for her future..
"As Japanese birth rates plummet amid a generational fertility crisis, experts have fingered an explosion in sex dolls as an emerging threat to the country's already-dire population problem - with some even saying they will lead to the "extinction" of the Japanese race. "


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Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Nanny Hates Warm Weather



As the UK experiences a reasonably warm summer, Nanny is getting herself into a right old state she has issued an "amber alert" and is telling everyone to stay indoors and not overheat.

Meanwhile the good people of Korea are experiencing a real summer with temperatures hitting 40 degrees in Yeongcheon.




They don't go around moaning about it!

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Monday, July 23, 2018

Twitter's Inconsistent Approach To Threatening Tweets


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Thursday, July 19, 2018

The Joy of Pork Triggers Vegan Meltdown




As per Bristol Live:

Huge 'Become a Pork Lover' bus in Broadmead sparks angry exchanges with vegan activists.



Splendid!

Seemingly local vegan got upset when a bus promoting Spanish pork products.

The coach has the words 'become a pork lover' emblazoned on its side alongside a giant heart-shaped snout and pigs ears.

Shoppers are being invited on board to taste freebies, learn pork cooking techniques and receive nutrition advice.

Vegans, being part of the "offended at everything" brigade, were immediately triggered.

One of the protesters, named Jasmine, said:
"We are here because we are protesting this monstrosity. It's basically propaganda telling people that they can have pork imported from Spain for whatever reason that seems like a luxury, who knows."
The 'Pork Lovers Tour' roadshow which is touring the UK is being lead by Interporc, a non-profit organisation representing Spanish pork producers.

I do hope it comes to Brighton!

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Wednesday, July 18, 2018

The Joy of Rationing - Nanny's Brexit Excuse



It seems to me that Nanny is positively champing at the bit to introduce rationing of dairy products, sugar, salt, booze, fags etc etc - for the "good" of our health.

Brexit gives her the perfect excuse!

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Tuesday, July 17, 2018

Sugar Is Not The New Cigarette!

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Monday, July 16, 2018

Coke Is Healthier Than Orange Juice


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Friday, July 13, 2018

The Trump Balloon Baby



As people, on both sides of the argument, get very worked up over the Trump Baby Balloon let us not forget that political satire in the form of grotesque parody is a long running British tradition.

Hogarth, Gilray, Scarfe, Spitting Image etc etc have viciously lampooned our political masters and their allies over the centuries.

Let us not lose our sense of humour, or our sense of proportion, over what is in effect part of a fine British tradition of freedom of speech!

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Wednesday, July 11, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver's Sugar/Booze Laden Treats - Only For The Middle Classes!

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Thursday, July 05, 2018

How Very Un PC


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Wednesday, July 04, 2018

Nanny Bans The Easter Bunny


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Tuesday, July 03, 2018

Nailed It!


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Monday, July 02, 2018

Proof That The Human Race Is Being Dumbed Down!


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