Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Apparently iPhones Are Sexist...

Feminists are spitting mad after Apple sexistly created an iPhone that was too large for tiny female handswhich are one inch smaller than the average man's hand according to a 2015 study. 

Yawn....

How does Trump manage to tweet so incessantly then, given that he has tiny hands???

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Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Big Brother Is Watching You Smoke


BirminghamLive reports that new "yellow vulture" speed cameras are being rolled out in the UK.

They are thought to be more discreet than the speed-tracking technology currently used on our roads.

Motorists pictured eating or smoking behind the wheel, or using their mobile phone, will be slapped with a £200 fine and 6 penalty points.

All very well and intrusive maybe, except for one wee point..it's not illegal to smoke or eat when driving!

As per the RAC:

1. Is it illegal to eat and drive?

No. It’s not illegal to eat and drive at the same time. However, if you present a significant danger while snacking on the move, the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you not in proper control of the vehicle.

2. Is it illegal to drink when driving?

Similar to eating, drinking at the wheel is not illegal, but it can carry the same careless driving penalty.

3. Is smoking while driving illegal?

Smoking at the wheel is not an offence in itself, but if it leads to careless driving it could land you in trouble with the law.

Put that in your pipe Nanny and smoke it!

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Friday, September 14, 2018

Meanwhile in Brighton......



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Nanny Bans Cornish Pasties

Cornish pasta??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw Nanny and the state!

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Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Bollocks Booze Stats From WHO



According to WHO the UK is now the third fattest nation in Europe – fuelled by its boozy lifestyles.

Research on 53 countries found Britain rising up the obesity league tables, and among the “world champions” for alcohol consumption.

On average, Britons drink 10.7 litres of pure alcohol a year, compared with a European average of 8.6.

All very well and jolly, except the stats are wrong!

As per the Institute of Alcohol Studies alcohol consumption in the UK is falling, and is currently at 9.5 liters per head.



Advice to WHO, don't lie!

To add to the stupidity of the WHO "study", it then goes on to ramble about kids in the Uk being fat, which quite clearly has nothing to do with booze.

Further advice to WHO, don't mix your messages!

All in all utter bollocks from WHO, ignore it completely!

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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

BBC and Facebook Are Ageist


Why am I too old to be allwoed to ask a question?

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Monday, September 10, 2018

Nanny's Alcohol Free Days Narking Campaign


Nanny is nagging middle-aged drinkers to have more alcohol-free days a week in a bid to cut its related health risks.

Public Health England (PHE) and the Drinkaware Trust, the alcohol awareness charity, will today unveil Drink Free Days, a new joint campaign to help people reduce the amount of alcohol they are regularly drinking.

Duncan Selbie, the chief executive of PHE is quoted by the Guardian:
Many of us enjoy a drink– but whether it’s a few in the pub after work a couple of times a week, some beers on the sofa watching the football or regular wine with our dinner – it’s all too easy to let our drinking creep up on us.

Setting yourself a target of having more drink free days every week is an easy way to drink less and reduce the risks to your health.”
Selbie then, without any hint of irony, said that “narking at people” about what they may be doing wrong was futile!
"What is the point in being at some distance in people’s lives and just telling them they are doing everything wrong? But if we can run towards them with something they find helpful, that’s got to be a good thing.”
Interestingly guidance issued by Dame Sally Davies, the chief medical officer, advises that men and women should not drink more than 14 units of alcohol per week, which amounts to six 175ml glasses of wine.

Errmmm...was not the advice 14 for woman and 21 for men?

I see Nanny is moving the goalposts as usual.

Now then, in the event that you follow Nanny's orders what will be the outcome?

You will live no more than 2 extra years, but feel miserable and bored!

Not worth the effort is it?

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Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Calorie Counts On Menus - Nanny Can Fark Off!


Nanny is to decree that calorie counts will have to be displayed on the menus of all restaurants, cafes and fast-food outlets.

The Department of Health will within days unveil plans to display the number of calories in every meal to enable people to make "informed and healthy choices for themselves and their family".

This is a farking waste of time and money.

The Treasury thinks it is bollocks as well!

It has warned the plans to tackle obesity are likely "burdensome" for 26,000 small businesses and could force them to raise food prices and cut jobs.

Tell me, is this really a Conservative government??


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Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Nanny's Heart Age Test - It's Bollocks!



I see that Nanny and her state broadcaster are heavily pushing her heart age test (that predicts how long you will live without having a heart attack, and gives your heart its own age).

To amuse myself I took the test, and was told that my heart is 3 years older than my real age and that I will live until 79 without having a stroke or heart attack.

All very gemusing, except for the following points:

1 It asked me if I know my blood pressure, I don't (therefore how can the test be valid?).

2 It asked me if I know my cholesterol, I don't (ditto point above about validity!).

3 It informed me that my BMI is 1.1 points above "normal" and, as such, I am overweight. As we all know BMI is bollocks, I work out with weights etc on a regular basis; as such my muscle mass is higher than "average".

4 It offered me the choice of seeing what would happen if I "lost weight"..guess what..nothing at all!

The test is bollocks, in short, as I don't know my cholesterol nor my blood pressure it still tells me to reduce them; and even when I did on the test I came out with only one extra year of not having a heart attack.

A farking joke!

Those of you who wish to have a laugh, here is the link to the test.

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Monday, September 03, 2018

There Can Sometimes Be Too Much Therapy!

A very worrying lack of fibre being displayed!

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