Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, June 21, 2018

Oh The Irony!


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Another Day, Another New Addiction - Cryptocurrencies!


It seems we can become addicted to anything these days, hot on the heels of the usual suspects (eg social media, watching TV, porn etc) comes the latest addiction - cryptocurrencies.

There is even a test that you can take, to determine if you are addicted!

Courtesy of Castle Craig Hospital:
      • Do I spend a lot of time thinking about different types of cryptocurrency?
      • Am I spending large amounts on cryptocurrency?
      • Have I tried to slow down or completely stop cryptocurrency trading – but not been able to?
      • Do I become restless or irritable if I try to cut down my screen time related to cryptocurrency?
      • Do I jump on the computer and start trading in cryptocurrency to escape from life’s problems or to try to elevate my mood?
      • Do I carry on trading in cryptocurrency after losing money – to try to gain it back?
      • Have I ever fibbed to other people about how much time or money I spend trading in cryptocurrency? Have I ever taken money unlawfully to fund my cryptocurrency addiction?
      • Has my cryptocurrency trading habit had an effect on my relationships or my job?
      • Do I try to get other people to lend me money when I have lost on investment?
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    Wednesday, June 20, 2018

    Drink Booze To Minimise Risk of Cancer



    Oooh errr..Nanny won't like this at all!

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    Tuesday, June 19, 2018

    You Can't Legislate Against Stupidity




    Three graffiti artists were killed yesterday by a freight train on tracks in south-west London.

    British Transport Police (BTP) found the bodies of three men believed to be in their 20s after being called at 7.34am on Monday, when a train driver noticed them on tracks between Brixton and Loughborough Junction stations. Spray cans were found close by and officers were seen photographing graffiti as part of their inquiries.

    A BTP spokesman said the force was trying to trace the train that hit the men and it was not clear what time the incident happened. Rail industry sources told the Guardian that the incident occurred at about 5am, before passenger services were running in the area. They believed the victims may have been caught in the slipstream of a passing empty train.

    Who would have thought that arsing around near rail tracks would increase the risk of being hit by a train?

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    Monday, June 18, 2018

    Ban Puddings - Serve Quinoa and Spinach


    I pity the poor kids who end up with quinoa and spinach in their lunchbox.

    My mum would pack me banana sarnies, cup cakes and home-made crisps.

    On the subject of puddings, well clearly if someone is overweight then eating a pudding is not going to help them. However, puddings have been served in school canteens since time began; yet it is only in the last decade, or so, have kids become corpulent.

    Methinks it's not the puddings which should be blamed for the outbreak of corpulence!

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    Friday, June 15, 2018

    Straws Are Us



    Very noble, now instead of plastic polluting the earth we will increase deforestation in order to keep the straws coming.

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    Thursday, June 14, 2018

    Nanny Bans England Flags On Royal Mail Vans



    The Royal Mail has banned postal workers from flying flags on their delivery vehicles during the World Cup.

    Postal chiefs said flags could distract drivers or “pose a potential hazard to other road users” if they came loose, and that the decision was made to uphold the company’s duty of care to employees and the public.

    I wonder how it was Postman Pat was allowed to drive a van with a cat companion?

    Anyhoo, about 125,000 delivery staff across 1,400 depots nationwide will be affected by the ban. However, 25,000 backroom staff will be allowed to display flags in offices.

    All in all, whether this is "'elf and safety gone mad" or not, it is academic as England will probably crash out of the World Cup soon enough!

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    Wednesday, June 13, 2018

    Holy Shit Nanny Ireland


    Nanny Ireland proves that the state can fine you even for things that don't exist!

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    Thursday, June 07, 2018

    You Can't Legislate Against Stupid, But Wouldn't It Be Nice If You Could?



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    Wednesday, June 06, 2018

    Victorian Risk Assessment



    Absolutely imperial!


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    Tuesday, June 05, 2018

    You're Crackers!



    Seemingly a new "test" has been developed to determine if your body processes carbs efficiently, if The Mail is to be believed:
    "Simply chew on a plain cracker until it changes in flavour from a bland biscuit to quite sweet. If the taste changes in less than 30 seconds, your body probably processes carbs quite effectively.

    More than 30 seconds, you’re not a great processor of carbs so the body is less able to use the excess as energy, and so stores it as fat. So you can have just 125g of carbs a day (around three slices of wholewheat bread)."
    Surely a more accurate determination would be gained by determining if you are fat or not?

    In the event you are fat, and want to be slim, then adjust your diet and take more exercise.

    Simples!

    Doubtless many people will now be rushing to the cracker barrel and stuffing themselves with crackers, only to gain weight from their cracker binge.

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    Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

    Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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    Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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    Monday, June 04, 2018

    Nanny Exterminates Dalek Cakes


    Nanny is getting worked up over a Doctor Who chocolate Dalek cupcake, which has more calories than three McDonald’s burgers, which the BBC's CBBC is showing kids how to make.


    Noel Janis-Norton, of the Calmer, Easier, Happier Parenting Centre, said:
    You would expect the BBC to know better than to be putting out unhealthy recipes like these.” 
    Tam Fry, chairman of the National Obesity Forum, said:
    It is irresponsible of the BBC to promote these recipes. 

    They are loaded with unhealthy ingredients.
    FFS!

    On the assumption that these are only eaten once in a while as treats, the evil sugar and calories will pose no problem.

    Teaching kids how to cook, and to ensure they understand how to eat responsibly and not like pigs is a good thing!


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    Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store.

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    Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

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    Friday, June 01, 2018

    St Jamie of Oliver Admits He's a Hypocrite


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