Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, March 21, 2019

More "Scientific" Bollocks - Hot Tea Causes Cancer


Here's why this is bollocks:

1 People don't drink very hot tea, they let it cool.

2 People (at least the Brits) add milk to tea.

3
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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Every Thought, Word and Deed Is Now a Potential Crime


I would have thought that knife crime, terrorism etc would be taking up more of police time rather than this nonsense!

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Monday, March 18, 2019

Nanny's War On "Junk" Food Intensifies


As loyal readers know, Nanny hates "junk" food and is doing her best to remove it from our diets.

Aside from wanting to ban adverts for it on TV and social media, specific products have been attacked; eg Tom Watson has attacked the McDonald's Monopoly promotion (as it encourages people to eat more!).

All very well and good, maybe. However, does Nanny actually have a definition of what "junk" food actually is?

I ask, because according to rumours on Twitter I understand that Nanny wants to ban adverts for cheese, as she feels that cheese comes under "junk" food!

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Friday, March 15, 2019

GPS Trackers On Knives - Prat of The Week Scott Mann


Whilst I appreciate that most of our politicians are utterly useless and stupid, I have to say that Scott Mann wins the prize for not only being an utter prat but for being one of the most stupid members of Parliament I have come across in a long while.

For why?

He wants GPS trackers on all knives!




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Monday, March 11, 2019

PHE Want To Ban Cars From Schools


Nanny's quango, Public Health England, wants to ban cars from near schools.

Paul Cosford, the medical director of Public Health England, told the Times it should be socially unacceptable to leave a car running near school gates.

The comments came as PHE published a series of recommendations on how the government can improve air quality.

PHE said 28,000 to 36,000 deaths a year in the UK could be attributed to long-term exposure to air pollution.

All very well, but how does PHE intend to enforce such a rule?

More council enforcement officers and fines I assume?

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Thursday, March 07, 2019

TfL's Food Nazis Ban Bacon, Butter and Jam


The food Nazis in TfL have decreed that adverts featuring "junk" food are banned.

So far so bad!

Now here comes the punchline..

What constitutes "junk"?

It seems that most food falls inot that category, as the good people of Farmdrop realised the other day.

Farmdrop submitted an advert with a photograph which included images of the meat, dairy products and spread.

TfL's food Nazis banned it!

Transport for London (TfL) said it was up to advertisers to make sure any items featured were "high fat, sugar and salt (HFSS)-compliant".

Cretins!
Coming soon, Nanny bans all food!



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Monday, March 04, 2019

Nanny To Ban Junk Food Advertising Before 9PM


Irrespective of whether junk food averts actually cause people to be obese, banning them on TV will simply push them onto the unregulated net (where kids spend most of their time anyway!).


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Monday, February 25, 2019

Nanny Bans Adverts For "Bad" Food On TfL


Nanny's ban on junk food advertising across London's entire public transport network has come into force today. 

Posters for food and drink high in fat, salt and sugar will begin to be removed from the Underground, Overground, buses and bus shelters from Monday.

London Mayor Sadiq Khan said he wanted to tackle the "ticking time bomb" of child obesity in the capital.

However, the Advertising Association said the ban would have "little impact on the wider societal issues that drive obesity".

Exactly, it is nothing more than meaningless political gesture!

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Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Sugar Causes Lung Cancer, Not Smoking..Apparently!


I'll just leave this (from the Coconut Research Centre) here, but would observe that it sounds like utter bollocks:
"It is quite possible that smoking, by itself, may not be enough to cause cancer. Sugar may be the catalyst that makes tobacco so dangerous. In fact, cancer depends on sugar as its primary source of energy. Without sugar, cancer could not survive."
By that token, if people stopped eating food altogether, then their cancer cells would die of starvation and they wouldn't be killed by cancer.

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BOLLOCKS!

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Monday, February 18, 2019

Boil Your Sunday Lunch To Save The Planet!


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Thursday, February 14, 2019

Nanny May In Trouble - #MouldGate



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Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Coming Soon..State Regulated News


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Wednesday, February 06, 2019

Booze Targets Are Bollocks


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Tuesday, February 05, 2019

Green Is Good?


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Monday, February 04, 2019

Mary Poppins Soot Scene Is Racist



Writing for The New York Times, Professor Daniel Pollack-Pelzner – a gender studies professor at Linfield College, Oregon – sharply criticises the scene where Mary Poppins joins Dick Van Dyke’s chimneysweep Bert to dance on a rooftop. The pair both get covered in soot as the dance number “Step in Time” is performed.

By that token my chimney sweep, who swept my chimney the other week, is also racist; because he had soot on his face and hands.

Sigh!

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Friday, January 25, 2019

Nanny's New Hate - Meat

So there you go folks, it's not cars, planes, lorries, industry or even fags that are screwing up the environment but meat!

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Tuesday, January 22, 2019

Exercise Is Bad For You

The air "quality" in cities in Asia Pacific shows exactly how cars, lorries, planes and industry in extremis can negatively impact our health.

Given this, why is that Nanny instead obsesses about the alleged "dangers" of passive smoking and wood fires?

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Wednesday, January 16, 2019

Oops!


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Tuesday, January 08, 2019

The Danger of Ice


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