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Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, July 17, 2019

The Telegraph Doubles Down On Stupidity

Here's why the Telegraph is talking bollocks:

1 No one forced anyone to drink the champagne.

2 People are entitled to choose what they wish to drink/eat or not drink/eat.

3 The players who walked away, walked away as adults with dignity, good grace and without complaint.

4 Imposing blanket bans on drinks/food because a number of people cannot or will not eat/drink them is absurd, as it will lead to all types of food and drink being banned (eg those with allergies, vegans and the fastidious will have to be accommodated).

All in all the Telegraph's article is insulting, ignorant and divisive!

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Tuesday, July 16, 2019

Brighton Gets Things Arse About Face - 'Elf and Safety Strikes Again


In Brighton, seemingly, things are built before checking the health and safety requirements.

The lovely Queens Park has had a wooden jetty built by the side of the pond. The project started at the end of March this year, and was meant to be completed within five weeks.

Fast forward to today's date (mid July) and, as you can see, the project remains unfinished and boarded off. Completion expected end of August!

For why?

It seems that health and safety concerns have been raised by the Royal Society for The Prevention of Accidents, eg the need for child proof gate etc.

The need for gates etc may be all very well and necessary in this risk averse age (no doubt). However, to my simple mind, should these issues not have been raised during the design phase?


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Monday, July 15, 2019

Nanny Wants To Put Us All To Sleep


Not content with telling us what to eat, smoke and drink, Nanny has now decided to tell us how to sleep and how long we should sleep!

The Guardian reports that a leaked draft of a public health green paper, due to be published by Nanny's health secretary, Matt Hancock, says that Nanny will review the evidence on sleep and health.

It suggests the minimum amount will vary depending on how old someone is, and the paper will give advice on “sleep hygiene”, according to the Times, which obtained the document.

It was reported the guidance was likely to state regularly getting less than seven hours’ sleep a night could damage most people’s health.

The leaked draft says:
This is with a view to informing the case for clear national guidance on the daily recommended hours of sleep for individuals in different age brackets, and to raise awareness of the key ‘sleep hygiene’ factors that can support healthy sleeping.”
As with all of Nanny's busybody interventions, she tries to justify this by saying it will save the NHS money.

The fact is if we all dropped dead now, the NHS would also save lots of money!

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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Fruit Juices Cause Cancer...Except They Don't!


In a veritable media splurge, lead by the Mail, hapless fruit juice drinkers (remember folks fruit juice is part of Nanny's Five a Day!) have been confronted with lurid headlines telling them that fruit juice will give them cancer.

All very frightening and worrisome, until that is you bother to check what the actual risk of getting caner is..according to the BMJ it is 1.12%!

Nanny and her lickspittles in the media do themselves no favours by this nonsensical and idiotic scaremongering!


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Friday, July 05, 2019

Health and Safety Advice - Avoid Imelda Marcos's Birthday Parties



As loyal readers know, I am not normally a fan of  'elf and safety. However, in this particular case I will don my Nanny pince nez and urge you to avoid going to any future birthday parties hosted by Imelda Marcos.

For why?

As per Stuff:

"More than 240 people were brought to hospitals in the Philippine capital Manila Wednesday with suspected food poisoning in an event celebrating the 90th birthday of former first lady Imelda Marcos.

Bryant Wong, a disaster-response officer, said dozens of ambulances transported at least 244 people who either vomited or grew dizzy hours after eating a breakfast of chicken stew with egg and rice and drinking water in a sports centre in suburban Pasig city."

 

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Thursday, July 04, 2019

Sugar Sugar!


It seems that Nanny's obsession with people's alleged increased sugar consumption is somewhat misplaced.

The above figures show that sugar consumption has, in fact, been declining over the years (long before the absurd and irrelevant sugar tax was imposed).

Now then, given that Nanny still tells us we are fat pigs she will have to find other things to blame...

Coming soon....

THE FAT TAX!


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Wednesday, July 03, 2019

Boris To Abolish Sin Taxes and Curb The Nanny State?


I see that Boris, if he becomes PM, will abolish sin taxes and curb the excesses of the Nanny state.

Now whether or not that actually happens, given that he will have an uphill battle weeding out Nanny's many minions in state funded quangos and the civil service, I am still more than delighted to see that this has annoyed Nanny May's minions!
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Tuesday, July 02, 2019

Nanny America's Retrospective Thinking


As per the Whitehouse:
"There is little doubt that even before the deal’s existence, Iran was violating its terms."
Ahem, how can a country be violating the terms of an agreement before that agreement was made/signed?


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Monday, July 01, 2019

Kudos To High Cotton Inc



My compliments to the good people of High Cotton Inc. for totally taking the piss out of health and safety warnings on products!

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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Warm For The Time Of Year?

As we get set for a late start to summer, and possibly one or two days of modest high 20's or low 30's, we can expect Nanny to be prattling on to us about the dangers of exposure to the sun, overheating and the need to hydrate.

The reality, at least in the UK, is that reasonably warm temperatures tend not to last for more than a few days and that unless you are ill/elderly, you will get through it unscathed (without Nanny's lectures!).

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Tuesday, June 25, 2019

ASDA Fires Employee For Not Being Religious

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It seems that ASDA have a zero tolerance policy (which is kind of ironic given the circumstances) when it comes to staff posts on social media.

Brian Leach, an Asda Dewsbury employee of five years, was fired for a social media post.

His crime?

Sharing a Billy Connolly video on Facebook (note he did not share it on inhouse intranet).

The video showed Connolly's anti religion sketch of a a few years ago, in which he rails against Christianity and Islam.

For reasons best known to a particular member of staff, she decided she would report it to ASDA; which then decided the sketch (and therefore Mr Leach) was anti Islamic and a breach of ASDA's "tolerance" policy.

Irrespective of the fact that Mr Leach apologised to ASDA, the offended female and removed his post from his own Facebook page, he was still fired.

He was quoted by the Mirror:
"She was upset. I was aware that she was upset.

I was then pulled into a meeting a couple of weeks later on 9 May in Dewsbury and then on Wednesday, 19 June, I was summarily dismissed without notice following a disciplinary meeting for breaching the company's social media policy.

I'm really upset and I would love to know what Billy Connolly would think about what has happened to me.

I didn't have enough money to join a union so I have not been able to appeal the decision."
His apology to bosses read:
"I fully acknowledge my sharing of material online within my Facebook account regarding religion has upset many people and understand it to be a very serious breach of the company social media policy.

In mitigation, I immediately removed the item causing offence and removed the association with Asda on my profile, also removing Colleagues from Facebook friendship who may have been deeply offended by such post.

I have spoken to affected Colleagues apologising for my post, taking their feedback onboard. I have realised people's faiths are very important to them, and the nature of the post regarding the sensitive nature of it relating to the holy place of Islam.

If I had faith I can imagine being very upset myself.

Saying that the post shared is a joke by Billy Connelly (sic) not my personal views. But I recognise how colleagues may think this is my view. As a result I will think very carefully before posting online or saying anything that could be interpreted as hurtful to others and my place of work."

An Asda spokesman said:
"We would never comment on individual circumstances.

However we do not tolerate any form of discrimination from colleagues or customers and take such behaviour extremely seriously.
It seems to me that ASDA is guilty of showing intolerance and discrimination here, against a man who is not religious!

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Monday, June 24, 2019

The Dangers of Chrome


Geoffrey Fowler, the Washington Post's technical correspondent, has spent a week looking at Google Chrome and is less than happy with what he found:
"My tests of Chrome vs. Firefox unearthed a personal data caper of absurd proportions. In a week of Web surfing on my desktop, I discovered 11,189 requests for tracker “cookies” that Chrome would have ushered right onto my computer but were automatically blocked by Firefox. These little files are the hooks that data firms, including Google itself, use to follow what websites you visit so they can build profiles of your interests, income and personality.

Chrome welcomed trackers even at websites you would think would be private. I watched Aetna and the Federal Student Aid website set cookies for Facebook and Google. They surreptitiously told the data giants every time I pulled up the insurance and loan service’s log-in pages.

And that’s not the half of it.

Look in the upper right corner of your Chrome browser. See a picture or a name in the circle? If so, you’re logged in to the browser, and Google might be tapping into your Web activity to target ads. Don’t recall signing in? I didn’t, either. Chrome recently started doing that automatically when you use Gmail."
His preference is now Firefox.

The sad, and unpalatable fact is, that whatever you do online is highly likely to be vulnerable to spying, hacking and targeted ads. Neither the state nor private companies can be trusted with the data that they gather from your web activities.

On that note I am surprised at the bizarre "targetted" adverts that I receive when on Facebook; these range from adverts for top hats, Dracula jackets/coats, monocles to women's corsets!

Guys, if you are going to "target" me at least send me adverts for things that I am likely to want!

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Thursday, June 20, 2019

Nanny's Sausage Roll Fine



As loyal readers know, Nanny never misses an opportunity to screw us for money, as Sally-Ann Fricker has found to her cost when Nanny fined her £150.

Ms Fricker's crime?

She fed a bit of sausage roll to a pigeon!

Ms Fricker said she was out shopping in Bath with her daughter and her two young boys when a pigeon landed in front of them. 

She broke off a corner of the snack and threw it to the bird which immediately flew off with the morsel. 

Ms Fricker's daughter, Toni Bradley, said her mother was approached "seconds later" by the enforcement officer after throwing the food. 

He told her she would be fined £150, but this would be reduced to £100 if she paid it within 14 days.

Now, following the publicity, Nanny is now reviewing the fine!

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Tuesday, June 18, 2019

Governments Around The World Are Really Stupid!


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Prescriptions Only Dispensed If They Pass The "Moral/Religious" Test


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Friday, June 14, 2019

Vegan Vandals - The New Nazis

Factoid: Hitler was a vegetarian who didn't smoke and didn't drink!

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Thursday, June 13, 2019

Calories Banned In Maths Test Lest It Trigger People


It seems that in maths tests examiners must be careful not to mention calories in any questions, lest the hapless exam sitters are "triggered".

EdExcel exam board has said that students can complain if they felt “triggered” by a calorie-counting question. 

The Telegraph reports that pupils protested that a maths GCSE question about how many calories a woman had consumed for breakfast was distressing for anyone who has struggled with an eating disorder.

One student, a recovering anorexic, told how she was so upset by the question that she had to leave the exam hall in a panic.

The question said:
There are 84 calories in 100g of banana. There are 87 calories in 100g of yogurt. Priti has 60g of banana and 150g of yogurt for breakfast. Work out the total number of calories in this breakfast”.
I pity these people, if they are triggered so easily in a school maths test, how the hell will they cope in the real world?

Their schools and parents are letting them down if they don't prepare them better for reality!

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Wednesday, June 12, 2019

This Will Cost a Fortune!


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Green Cult's Message Gets Garbled...


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Monday, June 10, 2019

The Ecological Limits of Work


It would seem, that if Labour under Corbyn ever gain power then we are headed to a 10 hour working week and a 75% cut in salaries.

According to a report (being looked at by Labour) by the Autonomy think-tank we need to look for 'rapid, far-reaching and unprecedented changes in all aspects of society' to cut carbon emissions, including dramatically limiting how long people spend at work.

Shadow Chancellor John McDonnell is quoted by the Mail:
'This is a vital contribution to the growing debate around free time and reducing the working week.'
Corbyn and his acolytes have never actually had a real job, so it won't make any difference to them.

Batshit crazy!
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Thursday, June 06, 2019

Plain Packaging For Sweets


Nanny is intent on sucking every morsel of fun out of life.

As such, it should come as no surprise to learn that the Institute for Public Policy Research (IPPR) has suggested sweets, snacks and sugary drinks should be wrapped in plain packaging to make them less appealing.

It will make no farking difference whatsoever!


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Monday, June 03, 2019

Reality Doesn't Fit With The Cult's Views


When the cult tries to shut down Heathrow, ask them why they haven't got the guts to do this sort of thing in China!

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The Joys of Flying On Austerity Airlines

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Thursday, May 30, 2019

Take All Politicians To Court For Lying


Now that, courtesy of Nanny, we live in an age where we can blame/sue everyone else for our own foolishness and naivety, it should come as little surprise to see that Boris Johnson is being taken to court for "lying".

So be it!

On that basis let us take all politicians to court for lying.

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Friday, May 24, 2019

The Dangers of Cults!


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Thursday, May 16, 2019

Britain Leads The World - Splendid!


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Nanny's National Numberacy Day!

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Monday, May 13, 2019

The Lancet's Health Umbrella

Dear oh dear, it seems that those who write for and edit the Lancet have lost their collective minds!

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Friday, May 10, 2019

Top Five "Harms" From Booze - BMJ Scraping The Barrel!

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Thursday, May 09, 2019

Free Bike Rides For Fat People

This will achieve what exactly?

Walking is free, and less dangerous than biking on a busy road, can those that Nanny classify as "fat" simply be prescribed a walk in the park?

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Wednesday, May 08, 2019

Booze Free Bar Opens In Dublin!


Saints preserve us!

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Wednesday, May 01, 2019

MUP Has Not Reduced Alcohol Consumption - Quel Surprise!

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Tuesday, April 30, 2019

Britain Ranks 4th In Nanny State Index

Full rankings here.

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Miliband To Give Up Bacon Sarnies



In this particular case, Miliband giving up bacon sarnies is a blessed relief for humanity!

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Monday, April 29, 2019

The Rise of The Neo-Puritans


Liz Truss has correctly identified that Britain is suffering from an outbreak of "neo-Puritanism" over food and drink, under which people are being treated like machines.

Truss, the Chief Secretary to the Treasury, criticised officials seeking to "command and control" the public with a "nannying tendency" that seeks to regulate or ban unhealthy products in order to reduce obesity.

I trust and assume that, aside from this being a leadership pitch, she is aware that the neo-Puritans are infesting her own party (as much as they infest Labour)?
 

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Thursday, April 25, 2019

The Fruits of Prattery!


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Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Pope Meets The Messiah

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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Halcyon Days!


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Thursday, April 18, 2019

PRAT ALERT

Let these middle class tossers go to China and try this sort of thing, if they have the guts!

Oh, and I bet the glue he used is not environmentally friendly!

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Thursday, April 11, 2019

NUS Continues With its Tradition of Electing Idiots


As per the Telegraph, the incoming president of the National Union of Students has said that she wanted to “oppress  white people” and have an “Islamic takeover”.

Zamzam Ibrahim, 24, from Greater Manchester, also described the Government’s counter-extremism strategy as “disastrous” and “racist”.

Using the hastag #IfIWasPresident, she wrote on Twitter in 2012: “I’d oppress white people just to give them a taste of what they put us through!” She signed off the message by writing “LMFAO”, which in urban slang is short for “Laughing My Fucking Arse Off”.

Responding to questions online about what book everyone should read, she said: “The Quraan. We would have an Islamic takeover!”

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