Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Monday, December 24, 2018

Merry Christmas



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Friday, December 21, 2018

Tax All Food!

 
Nanny's Chief medical officer Prof Dame Sally Davies (who has called herself the nation's "chief Nanny"), is calling for taxes on unhealthy food high in sugar and salt.

She went on to say that her dream was to make fruit and vegetables cheaper for everyone from the proceeds.

Okay here's why this is bollocks:

1 Taxes on booze and food do not change behaviour for the better, people either ignore them or seek less expensive/less healthy alternatives.

2 Who decides what is "healthy/unhealthy"?

3 It is not Nanny's role to dictate to us what we may/may not eat.

4 Government's never use tax proceeds for the good, they are swallowed up by the ever increasing cost of Nanny's bureaucracy.



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Friday, December 14, 2018

Licensed To Drink



This is absurd, for a start 24 units is less than a bottle of vodka (easy to drink during the course of several hours and not at all fatal!).

These people need to get a life!

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Thursday, December 13, 2018

Fast Food Healthier Than Restaurant Food



Much to my amusement, after years of telling us that fast food was bad for us, Nanny has now come to the conclusion that sit down meals in restaurants are in fact more calorie laden that fast food.

Therefore we must conclude the fast food is in fact good for us!

Nanny's drones have concluded that the calorie content of meals in UK restaurants is "excessive" and sit-down restaurants are unhealthier than fast-food chains, BMJ research suggests.

Health "experts" say meals should not exceed 600 calories, but in this study they averaged 1,033 in restaurants and 751 in fast-food chains.

Why should a meal be limited to 600 calories?

Who are these people to tell us that?

University of Liverpool researchers analysed thousands of meals from places like Hungry Horse and McDonald's.

They said their findings were a cause for concern.

It is clear that Nanny will not only continue trying to shut down fast food outlets, but will now also try to the the same to sit down establishments.


My conclusion is that these people shou;d fuck off and let us get on with our lives!

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Tuesday, December 11, 2018

Nanny Bans Sweets at Checkouts



Nanny is to unveil a sweeping ban on shops offering unhealthy snacks and sweets at checkouts in a bid to clamp down on soaring obesity rates and poor dental health.

The Mail on Sunday understands that health officials plan to roll out the restriction in the coming weeks despite most major supermarkets already removing products voluntarily.

The move is part of Nanny’s plan to halve childhood obesity in England by 2030. 

However, most major supermarkets such as Tesco and Waitrose have already banned sweets and chocolate from being stocked near tills. Therefore I would have to question what is the point of legislating after the horse has voluntarily gone into the stable?

I would also note that moving sweets from one end of the shop to another will not make the slightest difference to the levels of obesity (real or imagined) in Britain!

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Friday, December 07, 2018

The Dangers of The Vegan Diet

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Welcome To Paris - Eiffel Tower To Shut

This is what happens when the state gets too greedy!

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Thursday, December 06, 2018

Meanwhile In Paris!

Odd that this has not been featured very prominently by the media.

Pay your taxes, or the state will kick the shit out of you!

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Tuesday, December 04, 2018

We Are All Doomed!


None of us will get out of here alive, and we all go to the devil in our own particular way!

Why can't Nanny simply accept that, and let us get on with enjoying what time we have left?

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Monday, December 03, 2018

Vegansism Thinks It Is a Religion!



A tribunal is to be asked to decide whether veganism is a "philosophical belief" akin to a religion, in a landmark legal action.

Jordi Casamitjana says he was sacked by the League Against Cruel Sports after disclosing it invested pension funds in firms involved in animal testing.

He claims he was discriminated against, and the tribunal will now decide if veganism should be protected in law.

The League Against Cruel Sports says he was dismissed for gross misconduct.

I would say it more resembles a cult!

Meanwhile Peta has already been pushing for phrases involving animals to be "reworded" into "harm-free alternatives" for some time and has a list of suggestions that people could use so not to cause offence to vegans.

Out: Bring home the bacon
In: Bring home the bagels
Out: Let the cat out of the bag
In: Spill the beans
Out: All your eggs in one basket
In: All your berries in one bowl
Out: Open a can of worms
In: Open Pandora’s box
Out: Flog a dead horse
In: Feed a fed horse
Out: Hold your horses
In: Hold the phone
Out: Killing two birds with one stone
In: Feeding two birds with one scone
Out: Taking the bull by the horns
In: Taking the flower by the thorns
Out: More than one way to skin a cat
In: More than one way to peel a potato
Out: Be the guinea pig
In: Be the test tube

The age of Newspeak and the tought crime is upon us!

Yes, I would definitely say veganism is a cult!

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Thursday, November 29, 2018

You Can't Legislate Against Stupid!


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Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Prohibition Causes Crime - Who Knew?


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Monday, November 26, 2018

The Smoking Face of The Royal Sussex



A huge guffaw of amusement for the splendid cock up made by the Royal Sussex Hospital, when it made a smiling smoker merrily puffing away next to a no smoking sign at the Royal Sussex the face of the hospital’s switchboard this month.

The woman’s picture was used by Samsung phones’ new smartcall feature and popped up whenever anyone made a call to the Eastern Road hospital.

The feature, provided by hiya, apparently pulled in the picture from an old Yelp review. Hospital bosses have now managed to get the picture removed from Yelp – and Samsung phones.

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Friday, November 23, 2018

A Chilling Warning From Labour - They Are Coming For All of Us!


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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Outrage Sells Knickers

M&S are no doubt delighted at the extra publicity that the "outrage" has given them.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Emily Dawes Resigns - Finally!



Loyal readers will recall the furore caused by the ignorant bigot Emily Dawes (at that time President of Southampton University Students Union) who called for the destruction of the Rothenstein Mural at Southampton University.

Finally, after a disgraceful delay, she has resigned.

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Monday, November 19, 2018

People Drink More In Cold, Dark, Wet Countries - Who'd Have Thought It!

A study, published in the journal Hepatology, examined average temperatures and annual sunshine hours with alcohol consumption per capita in 193 countries.

Guess what?


It found that the level of binge drinking and the total number of drinkers went up in countries with lower temperatures and less sunshine hours.

Dr. Ramon Bataller, one of the authors of the study, told the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Everybody assumed this, but nobody has demonstrated it.

The findings show us that in order to prevent alcohol abuse, resources should be focused more in cold places. People with a genetic predisposition to alcoholism should maybe avoid living in a very cold place as they will probably drink more.” 
So there you have it folks, Nanny will not only start lecturing those who live in miserable climates to drink less (thus making us even more miserable) but also try to persuade those she determines to be "high risk" to move.

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Thursday, November 15, 2018

Cough....


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Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Nanny Bans Freakshakes


Oh dear I see another unelected group of busybodies, with too much time on their hands, has got their collective knickers in a twist over what some people choose to eat.

Step forward Action on Sugar, which is demanding a ban on freakshakes and all milkshakes with more than 300 calories. 

According to these tossers, the freakshakes contain "grotesque levels of sugar and calories".


The Toby Carvery Unicorn Freakshake came top of the survey with 39 teaspoons of sugar or 1,280 calories. The Toby Carvery Unicorn Freakshake is made with grape and raspberry flavoured ice cream, blackcurrant jelly pieces, milk, freshly whipped cream and topped with marshmallow, skittles and almond macaroon.

Here's my humble musings on this subject:

1 I don't have a sweet tooth, as such I don't usually eat desserts let alone milkshakes etc.

2 I wouldn't be seen dead eating this shit.

3 Irrespective of my personal food tastes, it is not my business to tell others what they may or may not eat. People can eat all the shit they like, so long as I am not forced to eat it.

4 It is not the role of the government, or unelected tossers, to dictate to us what we may/may not eat.

5 What is it, and this is a genuine question, that drives certain people to set up "action groups" whose sole purpose is to focus on one specific food/drink etc (eg sugar, salt) with a view to banning it? Why do these people feel they must dictate to the rest of us what we may or may not choose to eat?

Please feel free to answer point 5, as I really can't understand these tossers.

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Monday, November 12, 2018

Meat Eaters Healthier Than Vegetarians



Oh dear, it seems that nanny's plans to tax meat (for the benefit of our health) may have just hit the buffers!

A study conducted by the Medical University of Graz in Austria found that the vegetarian diet, as characterised by a low consumption of saturated fat and cholesterol, due to a higher intake of fruits, vegetables and whole-grain products, appeared to carry elevated risks of cancer, allergies and mental health problems such as depression and anxiety.

Our study has shown that Austrian adults who consume a vegetarian diet are less healthy (in terms of cancer, allergies, and mental health disorders), have a lower quality of life, and also require more medical treatment.
You can rest assured that Nanny will ignore these findings, as facts are irrelevant to her.

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Friday, November 09, 2018

Santa Breaches GDPR

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Wednesday, November 07, 2018

Nanny's Forthcoming Meat Tax - You Have Been Warned!


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Tuesday, November 06, 2018

Nanny Makes Money Out of The Dead


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Monday, November 05, 2018

Prevention Is Better Than Cure



Nanny wants people need to take “greater responsibility" for taking the strain off the NHS, by taking the approach "prevention is better than cure".

Fair enough, that is a perfectly reasonable maxim.

However, Nanny believes that this will be achieved by people cutting down on how much they eat and drink.


Matt Hancock, who?..the Health Secretary, will apparently tell a health conference that taxpayers have a role to play in taking pressure off the National Health Service by focusing on the prevention rather than the cure.

Nanny intends to focus on stopping unhealthy lifestyles.

Yes, the word "stop" is being used. So much for people "taking responsibility"!

Public Health England will examine how to target health advice at people living in areas with there is a higher preponderance of "unhealthy lifestyles".

Nanny intends to look at "harnessing digital technology" as a form of "predictive prevention" to target people in regions prone to poor diet and bad drinking habits. In other words non middle class areas.

The Telegraph reports that Hancock will say:
It’s about people choosing to look after themselves better, staying active and stopping smoking. Making better choices by limiting alcohol, sugar, salt and fat.

But focusing on the responsibilities of patients, isn’t about penalising people.

It’s about helping them make better choices, giving them the all the support we can, because we know taking the tough decisions is never easy.”
It sounds to me as though it will be a case of penalising people and telling them what to eat drink, and smoke!

Public Health England will bring together and coordinate a range of experts to build, evaluate and model predictive prevention at scale.

Duncan Selbie, chief executive of Public Health England, said:
"We need to move from a system that detects and treats illnesses to one that also predicts and prevents poor health through promoting health in all policies and puts people back in charge of their own health."
I have a few observations:

1 This will not put people back in charge of their own health, it will be used by Nanny to dictate to people what they may eat, drink and smoke etc.

2 Nanny has her sums wrong, whilst it costs an inordinate amount of money to treat people for obesity, booze, drugs etc.; it costs even more to keep people alive in their old age treating dementia etc etc.

3 Who the hell wants to live longer, only to end up in one of Nanny's homes for the elderly?

4 Given that the NHS is free, people are incentivised to take advantage of it. Until you start charging people for missed appointments, lost equipment etc you will never get people to act responsibly.

5 What exactly constitutes a "healthy lifestyle"?

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Friday, November 02, 2018

Nanny Hates The Working Class


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Thursday, November 01, 2018

Nanny Bans Jokes - Sitwell Resigns



It is a sad reflection of our age that a failed joke caused a respected editor to resign.

As Nanny wraps her invasive tentacles ever more tightly around our throats, she drains the joy and humanity from our daily lives!


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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

BMI Is Bollocks!


Excessively high or low body mass index measurements have been linked to an increased risk of dying from nearly every major cause except transport accidents, new research says.

The study, published Wednesday in The Lancet Diabetes and Endocrinology and conducted by scientists at London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine, revealed that BMI that's either too high or too low is tied to increased morbidity from a range of major diseases. 
 
Whilst it is no doubt true that if you are obese or anorexic you may well not be in the best of health, to use BMI as a measure of obesity or anorexia is bollocks.
 
There are far better ways to determine if someone is obese/anorexic eg:
 
- commonsense
- gut size
- bones poking through the skin etc
 
Relying on BMI will lead to false results!
 
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Monday, October 29, 2018

Nanny Bans Apu



It seems that the character of Apu will be departing the Simpsons, apparently people don't like the fact that Apu is voiced by a non Asian actor.

It seems to be current "group think" that actors have to actually be the person they are acting, eg actors playing gay people have to be gay and actors playing heterosexuals have to be straight etc.

I thought that the nature of "acting" was to create a believable character, irrespective of the background and experience of the actor playing the role. After all Alec Guinness played Hitler in "Hitler The Last Ten Days", and yet I am pretty confident Guinness has never conducted genocide!

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Friday, October 26, 2018

Emily Dawes "On Leave" From £20K Per Annum Student Job


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Nanny Wants To Ban Greggs

 

My sympathies to the good people of North Shields who would like to have access to a bakery.

Nanny doesn't like the idea that Greggs has applied to move into a vacant unit in the Collingwood Centre, and is doing her best to ban it.

Wendy Burke, the borough's director of public health, is quoted by The Chronicle:
"Two thirds of adults and one third of 10-11 year olds adults in the borough are either overweight or obese.

A key priority both nationally and locally is to encourage healthy eating. This is incredibly difficult to do if we continue to allow developments that promote the sale of food high in fat, calories and salt within our commercial centres and in the immediate vicinity of our local schools and leisure centres, as an increasing proportion of people consume food outside the home."
She added that a new Greggs would make it easy for youngsters to buy "cheap, highly calorific food not only for breakfast, but also for lunch and tea".

She is seeking to blame obesity on a chain of bakers!

Sadly a petition with 73 signatures has been submitted against the development, citing concerns over childhood obesity, cooking smells, loss of residential amenity, vehicle noise, loss of visual amenity, litter and vermin problems. A further 33 letters of objection have also been sent to the council.

Coun Peter Earley, cabinet member for children, young people and skills, said in his objection that the a Greggs would be "detrimental to health and wellbeing of children and young people who attend nearby schools and would be situated in an area where there is already a significant issue with rising levels of childhood obesity".
All of this is of course utter bollocks:

1 Obesity cannot be blamed on a particular chain of bakers

2 Greggs is a bakers, not a "fast food" outlet.

3 It's not the role of the state to dictate what people may or may not eat.

4 The unit is vacant, if these cretins had their way it would remain forever vacant and be ablight upon the high street!

Nanny can fuck off!

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Thursday, October 25, 2018

Ignorant Bigot Emily Dawes Issues Insincere Apology and Deletes Twitter Account



Emily Dawes who called for the destruction of the Rothenstein Mural at Southampton University has issued an insincere apology and deleted her twitter account.

Here is her "apology" as per Guido Fawkes:

It is not genuine because, as you see, she linked the proposed vandalism to Armistice Day!


The insincere apology and deletion of her Twitter account is not enough, she should resign.

Here is the petition to sack her.

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Nanny Bans The Rothenstein Mural



The Rothenstein Mural was painted in 1916 as a memorial to members of the British universities serving in the Great War.

Painted in 1916 by Sir William Rothenstein, former Principal of the Royal College of Art, and measuring approximately 10ft X 40ft, the mural was first displayed at the 11th Exhibition of the Arts and Crafts Exhibition Society at the Royal Academy in the autumn of 1916.

It depicts an academic procession and the conferring of a degree on an ‘unknown soldier' undergraduate by the then Chancellor of Cambridge University.

Presented to the University of Southampton in 1959, by the artist's son, Sir John Rothenstein, the work represents a unique piece of art history. It features many key academics from the era of the Great War, including Vice-Chancellors and Chancellors, and the Poet Laureate Robert Bridges.
In his book "Men and Memories", Sir William Rothenstein told how the idea for the mural came to him. He called it "The New Chivalry":

"I happened to be at Oxford where I witnessed the conferring of degrees . . . The sight of a number of youths, booted and spurred, with their gowns over their khaki, kneeling before the Chancellor to receive their degrees, put me in mind of the age of chivalry, so touching and beautiful were these young figures; and I thought what a fine subject for a memorial painting this would make . . . I therefore painted a group of representative figures, Vice-Chancellors, scholars and men of science surrounding a Chancellor conferring a degree upon a young soldier."

The mural currently hangs in the Senate Room of the University of Southampton.

Unfortunately certain ignorant people don't like it, because it shows white people.

Step forward Emily Dawes President of the Union:
Feel free to enlighten her from her ignorant bigoted state!

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Prat of The Week - Kirsten Powers



Disregarding the nonsense that is Halloween I have no idea who this person is, I am assuming some form of American "celeb".

However, she is talking utter bollocks.

All manner of everyday items that we wear have been "appropriated" from other cultures eg:

- jeans from the USA
- ties from Croatian mercenaries hired by Louis XIII
- buttoned shirts invented by 19th century British polo players
- shoes came from ancient Mesopotamia etc

Therefore, if you worry about appropriation you will need to stop wearing clothes!

Kirsten Powers, well deserving Prat of the Week!


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Monday, October 22, 2018

Milk Is For White Supremacists



I think I need to say very little about this, other than Peta is quite clearly batshit crazy!


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Friday, October 19, 2018

Nanny Bans "Mansize" Tissues



Kleenex is scrapping "Mansize" branding from its tissue boxes after 60 years on the shelves as consumers called it out for being sexist. 

The company said the tissues would now be called "Extra Large".

What utter fuckwittery!

However, since Nanny is on the lookout for "sexist" names etc here are some that should be banned as per Liz Kershaw:

- Woman's Hours

-Woman's Own

-Woman's Weekly etc

Feel free to add your own!

Utter crap!

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Thursday, October 18, 2018

Nanny Bans Dangerous Dahlias



Nanny has donned her jackboots again and have ordered a couple to remove a bed of dahlias from in front of their house because they are a ‘danger’ to drivers.

Brian and Sally Williams have been tending to the dahlias and shrubs on the narrow Hollin House Lane in Loxley, near Sheffield, for the last 28 years. They originally planted the blooms to encourage wildlife and bring colour to the area.

However, Sheffield council have sent them a letter telling them they have just a week to remove them or pay for it to be done by the authority. P

The couple’s daughter, Elizabeth Williams, said they were ‘absolutely devastated’ and that the flowers had been the only thing that helped her father through ill health.

Sheffield council told the BBC:
We have sympathy with the nearby homeowner who has attempted to stop cars driving over the highway verge on what is a very narrow, single-track lane. 

Unfortunately the placing of flower beds, as well as stones and water barrels, on the highway outside the property, could be a danger to other road users."
Why take action now, after 28 years?

One single anonymous complaint!

The Metro reports that neighbours have set up a petition to get the council to change their mind and it already has more than 3,000 signatures.

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