Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, September 26, 2018

Environmentalists Waste More Resources Complaining About Wasted Resources


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Teens Drink Less - Nanny Still Wants To Intervene!


With Nanny, facts mean nothing; all she wants to do its interfere in every aspect of lives!

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Tuesday, September 25, 2018

Life Expectancy Progress Stalls



This is a good thing from both Nanny's, and our own perspective.

Nanny doesn't want to go to the trouble and expense of looking after demented, frail elderly people and we don't want to end up demented and frail under the care of Nanny 9especially as she keeps banning all the things that make life bearable)!

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Monday, September 24, 2018

Cheese Is Good For You - Something We Knew All Along!


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Wednesday, September 19, 2018

Apparently iPhones Are Sexist...

Feminists are spitting mad after Apple sexistly created an iPhone that was too large for tiny female handswhich are one inch smaller than the average man's hand according to a 2015 study. 

Yawn....

How does Trump manage to tweet so incessantly then, given that he has tiny hands???

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Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Big Brother Is Watching You Smoke


BirminghamLive reports that new "yellow vulture" speed cameras are being rolled out in the UK.

They are thought to be more discreet than the speed-tracking technology currently used on our roads.

Motorists pictured eating or smoking behind the wheel, or using their mobile phone, will be slapped with a £200 fine and 6 penalty points.

All very well and intrusive maybe, except for one wee point..it's not illegal to smoke or eat when driving!

As per the RAC:

1. Is it illegal to eat and drive?

No. It’s not illegal to eat and drive at the same time. However, if you present a significant danger while snacking on the move, the police could prosecute you for careless driving if they consider you not in proper control of the vehicle.

2. Is it illegal to drink when driving?

Similar to eating, drinking at the wheel is not illegal, but it can carry the same careless driving penalty.

3. Is smoking while driving illegal?

Smoking at the wheel is not an offence in itself, but if it leads to careless driving it could land you in trouble with the law.

Put that in your pipe Nanny and smoke it!

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Friday, September 14, 2018

Meanwhile in Brighton......



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Nanny Bans Cornish Pasties

Cornish pasta??!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Screw Nanny and the state!

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Wednesday, September 12, 2018

Bollocks Booze Stats From WHO



According to WHO the UK is now the third fattest nation in Europe – fuelled by its boozy lifestyles.

Research on 53 countries found Britain rising up the obesity league tables, and among the “world champions” for alcohol consumption.

On average, Britons drink 10.7 litres of pure alcohol a year, compared with a European average of 8.6.

All very well and jolly, except the stats are wrong!

As per the Institute of Alcohol Studies alcohol consumption in the UK is falling, and is currently at 9.5 liters per head.



Advice to WHO, don't lie!

To add to the stupidity of the WHO "study", it then goes on to ramble about kids in the Uk being fat, which quite clearly has nothing to do with booze.

Further advice to WHO, don't mix your messages!

All in all utter bollocks from WHO, ignore it completely!

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Tuesday, September 11, 2018

BBC and Facebook Are Ageist


Why am I too old to be allwoed to ask a question?

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Monday, September 10, 2018

Nanny's Alcohol Free Days Narking Campaign


Nanny is nagging middle-aged drinkers to have more alcohol-free days a week in a bid to cut its related health risks.

Public Health England (PHE) and the Drinkaware Trust, the alcohol awareness charity, will today unveil Drink Free Days, a new joint campaign to help people reduce the amount of alcohol they are regularly drinking.

Duncan Selbie, the chief executive of PHE is quoted by the Guardian:
Many of us enjoy a drink– but whether it’s a few in the pub after work a couple of times a week, some beers on the sofa watching the football or regular wine with our dinner – it’s all too easy to let our drinking creep up on us.

Setting yourself a target of having more drink free days every week is an easy way to drink less and reduce the risks to your health.”
Selbie then, without any hint of irony, said that “narking at people” about what they may be doing wrong was futile!
"What is the point in being at some distance in people’s lives and just telling them they are doing everything wrong? But if we can run towards them with something they find helpful, that’s got to be a good thing.”
Interestingly guidance issued by Dame Sally Davies, the chief medical officer, advises that men and women should not drink more than 14 units of alcohol per week, which amounts to six 175ml glasses of wine.

Errmmm...was not the advice 14 for woman and 21 for men?

I see Nanny is moving the goalposts as usual.

Now then, in the event that you follow Nanny's orders what will be the outcome?

You will live no more than 2 extra years, but feel miserable and bored!

Not worth the effort is it?

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Wednesday, September 05, 2018

Calorie Counts On Menus - Nanny Can Fark Off!


Nanny is to decree that calorie counts will have to be displayed on the menus of all restaurants, cafes and fast-food outlets.

The Department of Health will within days unveil plans to display the number of calories in every meal to enable people to make "informed and healthy choices for themselves and their family".

This is a farking waste of time and money.

The Treasury thinks it is bollocks as well!

It has warned the plans to tackle obesity are likely "burdensome" for 26,000 small businesses and could force them to raise food prices and cut jobs.

Tell me, is this really a Conservative government??


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Tuesday, September 04, 2018

Nanny's Heart Age Test - It's Bollocks!



I see that Nanny and her state broadcaster are heavily pushing her heart age test (that predicts how long you will live without having a heart attack, and gives your heart its own age).

To amuse myself I took the test, and was told that my heart is 3 years older than my real age and that I will live until 79 without having a stroke or heart attack.

All very gemusing, except for the following points:

1 It asked me if I know my blood pressure, I don't (therefore how can the test be valid?).

2 It asked me if I know my cholesterol, I don't (ditto point above about validity!).

3 It informed me that my BMI is 1.1 points above "normal" and, as such, I am overweight. As we all know BMI is bollocks, I work out with weights etc on a regular basis; as such my muscle mass is higher than "average".

4 It offered me the choice of seeing what would happen if I "lost weight"..guess what..nothing at all!

The test is bollocks, in short, as I don't know my cholesterol nor my blood pressure it still tells me to reduce them; and even when I did on the test I came out with only one extra year of not having a heart attack.

A farking joke!

Those of you who wish to have a laugh, here is the link to the test.

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Monday, September 03, 2018

There Can Sometimes Be Too Much Therapy!

A very worrying lack of fibre being displayed!

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Tuesday, August 28, 2018

There Is No Such Thing As "Safe/Risk Free"



Well said sir!


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Friday, August 24, 2018

People Are Offended By The Fact That Steaks Come From Cows

What is even more distressing, to me, is the fact that the restaurant apologised for the "offence" caused!

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Thursday, August 23, 2018

Nanny Bans Vaginas and Renames Them "Front Holes"


As per Healthline as quoted by The Cauldron Pool:
"For the purpose of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the ‘front hole’ instead of solely using the medical term ‘vagina.’ This is gender-inclusive language."
Unsurprisingly Healthline have been ridiculed for this nonsense therefore, unsurprisingly, they have revised their article:
"For the purpose of this guide, we’ve chosen to include alternative words for readers to use for their genitals. For example, some trans men choose to use the words ‘front hole’ or ‘internal genital’ instead of ‘vagina.’

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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Vap Tax Nixed





Vap tax cancelled after backlash!

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Nanny Doubles Down - Death and a Fine!


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Tuesday, August 21, 2018

Here We Go Again...LinkedIn To Allow Data Mining


Social media companies are determined to sell your souls, and personal details, to the highest bidder!

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Monday, August 20, 2018

In Merseyside It Is A Crime To Say "Women Don't Have Penises"


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Friday, August 17, 2018

Nanny Wants To Restrict Drinking at Airports


Nanny's chums from the Institute of Alcohol Studies have recommended applying the Licensing Act to airports, allowing time restrictions to be imposed (ie pub opening hours would be applied).

Airports have accused the authors of pandering to the "vested interests" of Ryanair, which supports a change to stop the sale of alcohol in airports in the early morning and after 11pm.

Currently airports are exempt from the legislation but Nanny is considering changing this as part of efforts to reduce disruption by drunk passengers.

Here's why this proposal is bollocks:

1 People arrive and depart from airports at all times of the day and night (and their body clocks are not necessarily set to Brit time), as such they should be allowed to have a drink when they want.

2 People will still drink on the planes and indeed in the airline lounges (if they have access).

3 Travelling by air is a miserable experience, the only thing that makes it bearable is the booze.

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Thursday, August 16, 2018

Couple Murdered Trying To Prove Humans Are Kind

I am genuinely saddened to read that an American couple in their 20s have been killed after riding their bikes through an Islamic-State claimed territory, in an attempt to prove “humans are kind.”

As per The Caldron Pool, last year Jay Austin and Lauren Geoghegan both quit their jobs to document a yearlong journey around the world. Throughout their travels the couple set out to demonstrate that human beings are inherently good.

“You read the papers and you’re led to believe that the world is a big, scary place,” Mr Austin wrote on his blog. “People, the narrative goes, are not to be trusted. People are bad. People are evil.”

“I don’t buy it. Evil is a make-believe concept we’ve invented to deal with the complexities of fellow humans holding values and beliefs and perspectives different than our own… By and large, humans are kind. Self-interested sometimes, myopic sometimes, but kind. Generous and wonderful and kind.”

On day 369, the couple were biking in formation with a group of other tourist on a panoramic stretch of road in southwestern Tajikistan. “It was there, on July 29, that a carload of men who believed to have recorded a video pledging allegiance to the Islamic State spotted them.

“A grainy cellphone clip recorded by a driver shows what happened next: The men’s Daewoo sedan passes the cyclists and then makes a sharp U-turn. It doubles back, and aims directly for the bikers, ramming into them and lurching over their fallen forms. In all, four people were killed,” including Mr Austin and Ms Geoghegan.

Their deaths do not contradict Mr Geoghegan's point that "by and large humans are kind". However, it does show that not ALL humans are kind or decent.

It also underscores the point that, under the Nanny state many people have forgotten, it is very important to exercise commonsense when taking day to day decisions (be they small or life changing).

Commonsense cannot be left in the hands of Nanny, it is down to each and everyone of us to exercise it!

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Wednesday, August 15, 2018

Google Is Watching You


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Tuesday, August 14, 2018

St Jamie of Oliver Wants To Have His Cake and Eat It


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Monday, August 13, 2018

A Package of Fuck All!


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Thursday, August 09, 2018

Nanny Plumbs New Depths of Stupidity! - #BurkaGate


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Wednesday, August 08, 2018

KFC and Kellogg's Find Themselves on Nanny's Naughty Step



My sympathies to the good people of KFC and Kellogg's who have been placed on Nanny's naughty step.

For why?

Nanny's chums from ASA have told them to remove adverts which promoted junk food to children.

The Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) says they broke strict rules on advertising high fat, sugar or salt products to children.

The ASA found Kellogg's promoted a Coco Pops product, during a Mr Bean cartoon, likely to have been seen by children.

It also ruled KFC advertised a Mars product on a phone box by a school.

FFS!

KFC said the appearance of the ad close to a school was a simple human error and it had taken the advert down promptly, once it had been alerted.

Kellogg's said it was disappointed with the decision as it had only meant to promote the healthier Coco Pops Granola product, rather than the original version. For the record the new "healthy" foul tasting option (which has less sugar) only saves 1 calories per serving compared with the tastier original version!

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Tuesday, August 07, 2018

Nanny Invents New Sin To Tax



As we all know Nanny is short of cash, as such instead of cutting back on her expenditure she raises taxes.

One area that she enjoys taxing is that of sins; eg smoking, drinking, sugar etc etc. Unfortunately, because people are cutting down on smoking (thanks to Nanny's constant whining about it) Nanny's revenue stream from fags is dwindling.

Her solution?

Invent a new sin to tax.

Can you guess what that is children?

Yes, that's right, vaping!

Nanny intends to levy a tax on vaps, the product that people use to try to give up smoking!

You couldn't make this up if you tried could you?

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Monday, August 06, 2018

Millennials Lose Their Ethics



Millennials are very fond of telling everyone else about their "green credentials", and about how much they care for the environment.

However, once they get off their faces on booze and drugs (as happened during this weekend's Pride in Brighton) their environmental awareness and ethics vanish; and their hypocrisy and selfishness is displayed.

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Friday, August 03, 2018

We Have Descended Into Utter Madness!


Those whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad!

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Thursday, August 02, 2018

This Is What A Real Heatwave Looks Like



The next time Nanny and her weather forecasting chums tell us to stay cool and stay inside when it gets a little warm here, point her to this real, genuine, full on heatwave in Korea!

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Booze Prevents Dementia



It seems that abstaining from alcohol in middle age may increase the risk of dementia in later life, according to a new study published in the BMJ.

Analysis of more than 9,000 people found those who never touched a drop were around 50 per cent more likely to develop the degenerative condition compared to those who drink moderately.

These results challenge  Nanny's NHS advice, which recommends going teetotal to reduce dementia risk.

As a small caveat, whilst Nanny and her acolytes will still go on about the dangers of booze, I wonder if anyone has thought to consider that it may not be the booze that is dangerous but the chemicals in some of the drinks and mixers that people throw down their gullets these days?

Just a thought...

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Wednesday, August 01, 2018

Viz Nails It!


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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

Pub Curmudgeon Nails It

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Monday, July 30, 2018

ID Cards Back On The Table



In the irony of all ironies, despite being told we would be leaving the EU's bureaucracy post Brexit, Nanny now wants us to adopt ID cards (allegedly to avoid another Windrush-style scandal).

The proposal comes from the think tank Policy Exchange. It argues that Brexit marks a natural point at which to reform the UK’s immigration system.

Nanny knows full well the ID cards are not highly regarded by the Brits. Hence she has a "cunning" solution.

David Goodhart, Policy Exchange’s head of demography, immigration and integration, said he believed ID cards were necessary – but acknowledged that people would be wary and said ID cards should be phased in voluntarily.

That's how the state works, make something "voluntary" at first then make it a criminal offence when you don't volunteer!

Oh and here is a link to the list of 10 reasons why ID are bollocks (that I first published in 2004)

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Friday, July 27, 2018

TUC Wants To Give HMRC Powers To Enforce Holidays

1 This has got fuck all to do with HMRC.

2 HMRC are shite at what they already do, they don't need to be given additional things to fuck up.

3 HMRC should not be given additional powers, as they already have far too many.

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Thursday, July 26, 2018

Auntie Has Crashed





Nanny's state broadcaster's website has crashed, along with its app!

I wonder who is hacking them?

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