Nanny Knows Best: February 2022

Wednesday, February 23, 2022

Nanny Displays a Rare Degree of Common Sense

Nanny, in a rare display of common sense, is considering plans for a minimum entry requirement for university. Students without English and maths GCSEs, or two grade Es at A-level, would not be able to attend university in England.

Suffice to say universities are bleating that this caps aspirations and is bad for individuals, the economy and society.

The universities are wrong, if you do not have a basic grasp of the "three Rs" how the hell can you cope and prosper (academically and intellectually) in university?

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Tuesday, February 22, 2022

Nanny Axes Covid Restrictions

"We are moving away from legal compulsion to personal responsibility."

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Thursday, February 17, 2022

Richard Kelly Nails It!

This is in fact 2 items of great news:
1. End of free testing and
2. She doesn't have any words https://t.co/5PRf4jgyqd
— Richard Kelly (@ems_richard) February 17, 2022

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Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Nanny's Non Jobs in The NHS - Your Taxes Pay for This!

Today's selection of NHS non-jobs. No wonder they're burning through £1bn of our taxes every TWO days. pic.twitter.com/bvrDrlIqtX
— #Marcher (@MarcherMedia1) February 16, 2022

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Monday, February 14, 2022

Everything is Racist - Allegedly!

On today's list of things that are racist, courtesy of Labour and The Guardian, please add:

1 Utility bills, and

2 The NHS

Shall we abolish them then?

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Friday, February 11, 2022

Auntie Loves Perspex!

Totally useless, and totally pathetic!

This sums the BBC up!

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Thursday, February 10, 2022

Nanny To Remove Remaining COVID Restrictions

Nanny Johnson has announced that all remaining COVID restrictions will be removed by 24 February.

This is a necessary and welcome step forward, as we cannot live forever under restrictions that provide zero benefit but negatively impact the economy and people's mental health.

This announcement also has the added benefit of winding up all the right people!

I think we have a full set…

▪️Pagel… the ‘Mathematician’…
▪️Sridhar… the ‘Nutritionist’…
▪️Gurdasani… the ‘Researcher’…
▪️Paterson… the ‘Entrepreneur’…
▪️Haque… the ‘Race advisor’…

All well and truly rattled by the lifting of rules… pic.twitter.com/C2jl58XwGQ
— CovidCallOut (@Covid_CallOut) February 10, 2022

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Tuesday, February 08, 2022

Nanny Has Never Heard of VPN

Nanny will decree that all websites that display pornography will have to comply with Nanny's new content moderation legislation.

It won’t just be user-generated content platforms like Twitter and Facebook that will have to comply with a new legal duty of care, commercial porn sites will also have to take action (such as using age verification technology) to stop children from accessing explicit material.

Factoid: VPN will negate the effectiveness of these checks.

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