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Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, March 31, 2021

Educashun!

 

The state of these feckless fuckers!

The Nanny state has produced this self entitled pea brained waste of space.

Our tax £'s well spent!


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Friday, March 26, 2021

The Right To Teach Defended by Jenrick But Not Williamson (Yet)


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Thursday, March 25, 2021

Two Tier Pubs?

 

It's an interesting idea.

However, given that most under 40's will not have a jab for a while, is is practical?


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Wednesday, March 24, 2021

Georgian Architecture is Offensive!



Nanny is plumbing new depths in her stupidity.

Step forward Sadiq Khan’s Housing Design Advocate Dinah Bornat, who apparently spent her Sunday morning complaining that Georgian style architecture is starting to look “offensive” because it “harks back to oppression” and “colonialism“. 

Responding to a picture of a charming new Georgian style house Bornat slammed the style in a series of bizarre tweets. Guido has compiled a selection:

“The fortress style/display of wealth resonates through time. I wonder is it starting to resonate just a little too much for a lot of us? Imperialism starting to look, well, offensive? Just a thought.”

“I’m talking about offence caused by colonialism. Which arguably goes beyond offence.”

“I’m concerned that this replica approach learns nothing and stifles cultural debate. Going so far as to define it as ‘beauty’ is politically troubling. If beauty harks back to oppression we are on very dangerous ground.”

When asked “The oppression of the Romans? I can’t tell if you’re joking“, Bornat replied:

“I was actually talking about the Georgians and colonialism. But their style harks back to the Romans of course.”

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Monday, March 22, 2021

Poppycock!


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Thursday, March 18, 2021

Brighton Nanny To Ban BBQs


 

Sadly for Brighton, it is currently in the clutches of the Green Party fanatics.

As such the city has to endure the Green's plan for it to become carbon neutral by 2030.

Step forward Brighton Nanny with a new plan which sets the direction for action on climate change by Brighton and Hove City Council to “accelerate the city’s transition to carbon neutrality by 2030”.

The Argus reports that included within it were proposals to invest in walking and cycling, replace street lighting with LEDs and a BBQ ban across parks and beaches.

The report proposed that “subject to consultation” the council would “end the use of single use BBQs on the beach and in parks and open spaces”. 

Ban fun, ban tourists, shut the city......why not? That will ensure carbon neutrality!


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Friday, March 12, 2021

Nanny Drakeford's Curfew Idiocy

 


Yesterday Baroness Jones of the Green party suggested that a 6pm curfew for men might be a good means to stem the daily violent attacks/rapes and murders on the streets of Britain.

This was, I assume, a tongue in cheek means of highlighting the fact that the bog standard advice to women is don't go out after dark.

Hat tip to the Baroness, it was a rather clever way of highlighting the problems that women face wrt them being made to feel guilty (for having the temerity to want to walk safely on the streets after dark) for the crimes of thugs and bastards.

Unfortunately, aside from the media and their dog whistle knee jerk headlines, Welsh Nanny in the shape of Drakeford in his ill fitting suit took the Baroness at face value.

Thus it is reported today that Welsh Nanny would consider bringing in local curfews for men to make women feel safer on the streets at night.

Okay, here for Drakeford and other idiots is why this won't work:

- it is wrong to punish the majority for the actions of the minority.

- the thugs who attack people on the streets won't obey the curfew.

- the thugs will attack people before curfew.

- many men work night shifts.

- thugs and criminals will simply identify as women, and therefore will claim they are not bound by the curfew.

If you want to reduce the level of street violence/attacks on both men and women you need to do the following:

- increase the number of police patrols

- increase the length of prison terms for convictions

- thoroughly investigate complaints of attacks/attempted attacks

- increase stop and search for offensive weapons

- improve public lighting/CCTV etc 

Curfews are bollocks!

 
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Thursday, March 11, 2021

Nanny Steals Fat Children From Parents

 

It would seem that allowing your children to become fat, is now deemed to be child abuse by Nanny.

The Argus reports that two teenage children from Sussex have been taken from the care of their parents after council social services staff told a family court judge of concerns about their weight.

Judge Gillian Ellis ruled the youngsters should go into long-term foster care - and described the case as "very sad and unusual".

West Sussex County Council has responsibility for the children's welfare and previously provided Fitbits and paid for gym memberships for the pair.

The family has also been involved with Weight Watchers.

But Judge Ellis said that, months after family court proceedings began, there had been no reduction in the children's weight.

The judge said the children's parents had not seemed to understand "the seriousness" of concerns raised by social services staff and had failed to "set boundaries" or "promote healthy eating and exercise".

She said the children needed the chance to "learn ways of living more healthily" and to "improve their health by losing weight".

Detail of the case emerged in a ruling by Judge Ellis published online on Wednesday.

The judge had considered evidence at a private family court hearing in Sussex late in 2020.

She said the family could not be identified in media reports of the case.

Judge Ellis said West Sussex County Council was the local authority involved.

The judge said there were also concerns about poor home conditions and a lack of guidance on personal care.

"Everyone agrees that this is a very sad and unusual case, of a loving family, where the parents meet many of the basic needs of the children, but the local authority has been concerned that the parents are not meeting the children's health needs, in that both children are severely overweight, and the parents have shown an inability to help the children manage this condition.

The case was such an unusual one because the children had clearly had some very good parenting, as they were polite, bright, and engaging." 

The parents did not seem to understand the seriousness of the local authority concerns.

They failed to set boundaries for the children, or to promote healthy eating and exercise."

The children had failed to engage consistently in exercise despite the local authority providing Fitbits and paying for gym memberships.

The children were supposed to provide recordings from their Fitbits but this had not been done.

The mother blamed lockdown for the inability to exercise but exercise could still be taken in the home or by walking outside.

The attendance of the family at Weight Watchers had been inconsistent." 

This doesn't seem to right to me at all!

 

 


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Wednesday, March 10, 2021

Recollections May Vary - Meanwhile Back in 2019


Someone had better tell Oprah!


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Tuesday, March 09, 2021

At Last - Common Sense!

 


SAGE Chair Sir Patrick Vallance has dismissed the idea of completely eliminating covid as impossible:

“I do not think that ‘Zero Covid’ is possible. I think there is nothing to suggest that this virus will go away, at least in any time soon, it’s going to be there circulating, it may be a winter virus that comes back over winters with increasing infection rates during that period.

I don’t think that Zero Covid is possible and I think it’s going to be very difficult for any country to maintain complete absence of this long term because at some point countries have to open up borders.”


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Monday, March 08, 2021

PHE Spreading The Fear


 

Susan Hopkins of PHE, insists we are in for a tough winter, as our immunity to other viruses could have fallen, after a year with no flu and norovirus. 

That is exactly what happens when you stop people interacting with each other; ie lockdowns compromise our immunity systems.

A very cogent argument against lockdowns!

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Thursday, March 04, 2021

Toxic, Macho, Out of Touch? - But it's " Saviour of 'is Country " When the Guns Begin to Shoot


Channel 4 can, quite rightly,  hire and fire who they like.

They and others are free to despise him, and people like him, for representing everything that they claim to hate.

However, be under no illusions, they will be the first to beg for help from him and his comrades if, god forbid, we are ever in need of his services!

I WENT into a public 'ouse to get a pint o' beer,
The publican 'e up an' sez, " We serve no red-coats here."
The girls be'ind the bar they laughed an' giggled fit to die,
I outs into the street again an' to myself sez I:
O it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, go away " ;
But it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play
The band begins to play, my boys, the band begins to play,
O it's " Thank you, Mister Atkins," when the band begins to play.

I went into a theatre as sober as could be,
They gave a drunk civilian room, but 'adn't none for me;
They sent me to the gallery or round the music-'alls,
But when it comes to fightin', Lord! they'll shove me in the stalls!
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' " Tommy, wait outside ";
But it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide
The troopship's on the tide, my boys, the troopship's on the tide,
O it's " Special train for Atkins " when the trooper's on the tide.

Yes, makin' mock o' uniforms that guard you while you sleep
Is cheaper than them uniforms, an' they're starvation cheap.
An' hustlin' drunken soldiers when they're goin' large a bit
Is five times better business than paradin' in full kit.
Then it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, 'ow's yer soul? "
But it's " Thin red line of 'eroes " when the drums begin to roll
The drums begin to roll, my boys, the drums begin to roll,
O it's " Thin red line of 'eroes, " when the drums begin to roll.

We aren't no thin red 'eroes, nor we aren't no blackguards too,
But single men in barricks, most remarkable like you;
An' if sometimes our conduck isn't all your fancy paints,
Why, single men in barricks don't grow into plaster saints;
While it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Tommy, fall be'ind,"
But it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind
There's trouble in the wind, my boys, there's trouble in the wind,
O it's " Please to walk in front, sir," when there's trouble in the wind.

You talk o' better food for us, an' schools, an' fires, an' all:
We'll wait for extry rations if you treat us rational.
Don't mess about the cook-room slops, but prove it to our face
The Widow's Uniform is not the soldier-man's disgrace.
For it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an` Chuck him out, the brute! "
But it's " Saviour of 'is country " when the guns begin to shoot;
An' it's Tommy this, an' Tommy that, an' anything you please;
An 'Tommy ain't a bloomin' fool - you bet that Tommy sees!

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Wednesday, March 03, 2021

Commander Data's Censorious Attitude II - The Revenge of The Faecesbots


 

Back in January I wrote about Commander Data's censorious attitude, and his banning of one of my posts:

"Commander Data has gotten rather a bee in his bonnet over what people post on Faecesbook (his personal social media network) and duly banned Trump the other day for life.

Not content with banning those in the public eye, Data has set his android eyes on ordinary people. Imagine my surprise to be confronted with a threat of having my Faecesbook account restricted on Saturday."

Here we are in March, and one of Commander Data's Faecesbots has yet again taken exception to something I posted, and gave me a 30 day ban from posting and commenting.

 

May be an image of text that says "19:56 X 31% You can't post or comment for 30 days This is because your previous posts didn't follow our Community Standards. No one else can see these posts. 2 Mar Your post goes against our SSORS BEALP Community Standards on dangerous individuals and organisations 2 Mar Your post goes against our SSORS BEALPA Community Standards on dangerous individuals and organisations"

I duly complained, and blinkey, blonky, blimey the bot apologised an reinstated me.

May be an image of 2 people and text that says "20:04 29% Support message … f Today at 19:59 Reviewed Your post is back on Facebook We're sorry that we got this wrong. We reviewed your post again and it does follow our Community Standards. We appreciate you taking the time to request a review. Your feedback helps us do better. Today at 19:52 You disagreed with the decision Thanks for your feedback. We use it to make improvements on future decisions. f Today at 19:48 About your post No one else can see your post. Ken Frost added a new photo." 

May be an image of 2 people and text that says "20:04 29% … Support message We appreciate you taking the time to request a review. Your feedback helps us do better. Today at 19:52 You disagreed with the decision Thanks for your feedback. We use it to make improvements on future decisions. Today at 19:48 About your post No one else can see your post. Ken Frost added a new photo. 8 May 2020 SCISSORS BEALPA"

May be an image of text that says "20:03 29% Support message … f Today at 19:58 Reviewed Your post is back on Facebook We're sorry that we got this wrong. We reviewed your post again and it does follow our Community Standards. We appreciate you taking the time to request a review. Your feedback helps us do better. 2 previous messages"

All very well and tedious, but the post that the Faecesbot was complaining about was posted in May 2020!

Is Commander Data having some sort of mental breakdown?


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