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Westminster Clappers Banned

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Met Police warns people against gathering on Westminster bridge for tonight's #ClapForCarers

— Olly Barratt (@ollybarratt) April 30, 2020

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COVID Police Guidance Issued

New guidance for police in England in full
- It is permissible to drive somewhere to exercise
- People shouldn’t ask for ID or proof you’re a key worker
- You can still move house
- Police can’t check shopping for “non-essentials”

Document below: https://t.co/fDE7aXGCVG

— Sam Coates Sky (@SamCoatesSky) April 17, 2020

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BOLLOCKS!

Reminder: pic.twitter.com/gvrjFIyCwo

— Amnesty International USA (@amnestyusa) April 7, 2020

- German Measles
- Spanish Flu
- Hong Kong Flu
- The Plague of Justinian
- The Black Death
- The Italian Plague etc etc



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What is a Non Essential Aisle?

Officers visited Tesco Barhill this morning as part of their patrols around supermarkets and green spaces this weekend. Good to see everyone was abiding by social distancing measures and the non essential aisles were empty. #1732 pic.twitter.com/yE8tkNXSkF

— Cambridge Police (@CambridgeCops) April 10, 2020

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Nanny Is Becoming Confused!

UK Police:“We will not at this stage be starting to marshal supermarkets and check-in the items in baskets and trolleys to see whether it is a legitimate necessary item but...if people do not head the warnings...we will start to do that” - @NorthantsChief https://t.co/lrFxFWrBGv pic.twitter.com/OneaMVWOW3

— Richard Taylor (@RTaylorUK) April 9, 2020

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To clarify some suggestions made in the media, we absolutely will NOT be searching people's shopping trolleys in Northamptonshire.

The same message was communicated to our officers from the very moment we were given these new powers... https://t.co/tbBybJXtY8

— Northants Police #StayHomeSaveLives (@NorthantsPolice) April 9, 2020

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Advice To Scottish Nanny

Don't dictate to others how they must live their lives, if you don't follow those rules yourself!

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Furloughing Nanny

FT this morning asks: pic.twitter.com/OYgttBdc3J

— Ross Hawkins (@rosschawkins) April 3, 2020

Do the decent thing, and pay Nanny whilst she/he is unable to work your you.

Don't burden other taxpayers with an indulgence that you can well afford!

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BAT To The Rescue?

 

Well here's a thing, BAT (the scourge of Nannies around the world) is working on a cure for COVID-19.

As per BAT:

"BAT’s US bio-tech subsidiary, Kentucky BioProcessing (KBP), is developing a potential vaccine for COVID-19 and is now in pre-clinical testing. If testing goes well, BAT is hopeful that, with the right partners and support from government agencies, between 1 and 3 million doses of the vaccine could be manufactured per week, beginning in June.

While KBP remains a commercial operation, the intention is that its work around the COVID-19 vaccine project will be carried out on a not for profit basis.

The vaccine in development uses BAT’s proprietary, fast-growing tobacco plant technology which has several advantages over conventional vaccine production technology:

• It is potentially safer given that tobacco plants can’t host pathogens which cause human disease.
• It is faster because the elements of the vaccine accumulate in tobacco plants much more quickly – 6 weeks in tobacco plants versus several months using conventional methods.
• The vaccine formulation KBP is developing remains stable at room temperature, unlike conventional vaccines which often require refrigeration.
• It has the potential to deliver an effective immune response in a single dose. "

Smoking saves lives!

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Smoking Saves Lives!

CDC is gathering information about underlying conditions and Covid-19 diagnoses. Smoking status numbers are *very* interesting.https://t.co/iv0FpfPSHy pic.twitter.com/5ojmWcpu91

— Phil (@phil_w888) March 31, 2020

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