Nanny Warns of The Dangers of The Clap

As per Dr John Wright of Bradford Royal Infirmary:

"People might need to be a bit more cautious, especially if they've been sitting down all day and then get up to clap. It might be one of the only times older people come outside and so there is a risk of falling and I'd just remind people to take care."

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