Straws Are Us

McDonalds will replace #plastic straws with paper ones from September.
The chain uses 1.8 million plastic straws A DAY in the UK! https://t.co/SkJdoXORrB

— BBC Breakfast (@BBCBreakfast) June 15, 2018

Very noble, now instead of plastic polluting the earth we will increase deforestation in order to keep the straws coming.

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Nanny To Ban Straws

Plastic straws, drink stirrers and plastic-stemmed cotton buds could soon be banned from sale in England under a plan drawn up by Nanny.

Theoretically, the move is aimed at protecting rivers and oceans from the growing problem of plastic pollution. However, it will also enable Nanny to meet the requirements of a 25-year plan to eliminate avoidable plastic waste.

As we know, Nanny loves ticking boxes!


Subject to a consultation which is to be launched later this year, the products would be banned from sale and officials would work with industry to develop alternatives.

I was offered a reusable perspex straw in a pub on Monday, I would have had to pay a £2 deposit. I asked how they cleaned them, with a small brush apparently. Suffice to say I declined.

Once Nanny has banned everything on the planet, all she will have left to ban is life itself!

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Nanny Hates Plastic Straws

Environment Secretary Michael Gove has confirmed the Government wants to ban plastic straws but says there is "some concern" EU laws could prevent it

— Sky News Newsdesk (@SkyNewsBreak) February 23, 2018

I would have thought that there are more pressing issues to address at the moment!

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