Dame Dick - "Grass Thy Neighbour"

Top cop urges people to call police on neighbours who break Covid rules - https://t.co/Get1Erfq93 pic.twitter.com/PpGVXirD2K

— LondonLovesBusiness (@LondonLovesBiz) January 19, 2021

Grass thy neighbour,

Walk away and say "How be ya

Gee! But I hate to see ya, pal,

How's tricks? What's new?"

Grass thy neighbour,

Don't Offer to share his burden,

Grass thy neighbour

And you will find your labour,

A great deal harder,

Life'll be lousier

If you Grass Thy Neighbour!

Remember folks, when this is over you will still have to live with your neighbours!

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Commander Data's Censorious Attitude

As has been widely reported by the media, Commander Data has gotten rather a bee in his bonnet over what people post on Faecesbook (his personal social media network) and duly banned Trump the other day for life.

Not content with banning those in the public eye, Data has set his android eyes on ordinary people. Imagine my surprise to be confronted with a threat of having my Faecesbook account restricted on Saturday.

 

For why?

For posting a photo (which, ironically, Jack Dorsey - recent photo-

allowed to be posted on Twitter).

Here is the offending photo:

 

Methinks Commander Data is getting above himself! 

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American Nanny Is Batshit Crazy!

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PHE's Reality Bomb

Colour me surprised!

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HSBC Talking Absolute Bollocks!

 

HSBC says customers who refuse to wear a mask will have their accounts closed https://t.co/KxWYGTHtug

Waiting to see queues of customers with loans & overdraws form outside HSBC who will close the account if they don't wear a mask!!??!!

The downside of bold statements?!?

— CheapAccounting.co.uk expert - Elaine Clark (@cheapaccounting) January 13, 2021

Empty threats, does anyone seriously believe they will shut money making accounts that have overdrafts, mortgages credit cards etc?

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Act Local, Stay Local, Be Local!

 

Act Local

Stay Local

Be Local 

This is Nanny's "powerful" new message, as she brings in the big guns (the media, Dame Dick of The Yard et al) to reinforce her message. 

Now that the pubs and restaurants are shut, Nanny can no longer blame them for the spread of Covid. As such, she has set her gimlet eye on supermarkets, the fresh air and human beings.

For you see ladies and gentlemen, in order to ensure that she gets no blame for the possible collapse of the NHS (now turned into a state religion by Nanny) she needs someone to blame.

The irony being, as Nick Robinson perfectly correctly states, is that most people are adhering to the rules:

Dull truth is that a startling number of people are following the rules to the best of their ability. Prof @ReicherStephen challenged us to "dramatically tell the stories of mundane adherence”. Can you help? What didn't you do? Who didn't you see? Where didn't you go? @BBCr4today

— Nick Robinson (@bbcnickrobinson) January 12, 2021

Be that as it may in the event the virus continues to do what it will inevitably do, Nanny will blame people for not following the rules.

Can you guess what Nanny will do then children?

Yes, that's right

She will impose even more futile rules for us to be accused of not following! 

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