Nanny To Remove Remaining COVID Restrictions

 

Nanny Johnson has announced that all remaining COVID restrictions will be removed by 24 February.

This is a necessary and welcome step forward, as we cannot live forever under restrictions that provide zero benefit but negatively impact the economy and people's mental health.

This announcement also has the added benefit of winding up all the right people!

I think we have a full set…

▪️Pagel… the ‘Mathematician’…
▪️Sridhar… the ‘Nutritionist’…
▪️Gurdasani… the ‘Researcher’…
▪️Paterson… the ‘Entrepreneur’…
▪️Haque… the ‘Race advisor’…

All well and truly rattled by the lifting of rules… pic.twitter.com/C2jl58XwGQ

— CovidCallOut (@Covid_CallOut) February 10, 2022

 

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Nanny Has Never Heard of VPN

 

Nanny will decree that all websites that display pornography will have to comply with Nanny's new content moderation legislation. 

It won’t just be user-generated content platforms like Twitter and Facebook that will have to comply with a new legal duty of care, commercial porn sites will also have to take action (such as using age verification technology) to stop children from accessing explicit material.

Factoid: VPN will negate the effectiveness of these checks.

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Everything Causes Heart Attacks - Apparently!

Goodness me! Who knew (almost) everything causes heart attacks? pic.twitter.com/WYkqJQyxGa

— Neil Oliver (@thecoastguy) February 6, 2022

This, ladies and gentlemen, is why no one listens to health "experts" and the media!

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Advice To Wee Nippy

 

Don't saw the bottoms off classroom doors, simply open them.

That will save time and money!

You're welcome!

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Knob Throwing Cancelled Due To Size Issues

 

A "knob-throwing" contest has been cancelled because it has become too popular to run, it has been announced.

Held in Cattistock, the Dorset Knob Throwing event, which runs alongside The Frome Valley Food Festival, had been set to go ahead on 1 May.

The event sees people hurl the county's traditional knob biscuits down a field.

Organisers said due to the 2019 event attracting over 8,000 people, it had "reached such a size that it cannot be run by a small village committee."

Size matters!

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SAGE Doesn't Do Irony!

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SAGE admits its projection for 10,000 Omicron hospitalisations was off the mark https://t.co/jUkEDk0QVA

— Daily Mail Online (@MailOnline) January 21, 2022

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