Nanny issues so many warnings and instructions to us, about how we should live our lives, that she sometimes gets herself into a bit of a muddle.
Poor old Nanny!
One such instance of this mental confusion occurred the other day.
Nanny's chums in Bournemouth District Health Trust have banned nurses in their area from cycling.
Obvious really, it seems that Nanny is worried that the nurses will be attacked and their syringes and needles will be stolen.
Nanny seems to have forgotten that she has told us to take more exercise.
District nurse Kathy Archer, who does her rounds by bike, thinks that this is bollocks.
She has never been attacked, and notes that cycling keeps her fit, cuts pollution and saves her trust £1,000 a year in fuel bills.
The Royal College of Nursing also thinks that the ban is bollocks, though they in fact use a far more polite word: