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Thursday, February 19, 2015

Nanny Blocks Swedish Fanny


Commiserations to Fanny Carlson, a Swedish expat living in London, who recently tried to register for a Nectar card.

She was declined.

For why?

Nectar's computer system decreed that her christian name was too rude for it to cope with!

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5 comments:

  1. Dave Pissflaps1:18 PM

    I know how she feels..........................

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  2. Anonymous6:28 PM

    As I read this I am sitting here stroking my pussy. Although, to be honest, as she's a rescued street cat she does have a tendency to sink her teeth into my hand from time to time.

    Richmond Mathewson.

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  3. Anonymous6:32 PM

    There are names in many languages, which in other languages sound rude; that is just childish.

    For instance the Chinese name "Hui", in Bulgarian is extremely coarse term for penis.

    What is even worse about you story is that 'Fanny' is a perfectly respectable English name. In fact my parents have 2 good friends who are called Fanny and Gaye; they are 2 women (who, by the way, are NOT gay) who set up house together after their respective husbands died. The endless ribald, fruity jokes going round the Somerset town where they live must get on their nerves no end.

    Richmond Mathewson.

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  4. Anonymous6:40 PM

    Dick van Dyke would have problems then....

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  5. I was Stan Still so I could see past Annette Kirton Justin Case I could Seymour Legg but her little Fanny obscured my view.

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