Proof, if ever it were needed, that Nanny is a complete knobhead and that some people living under the dictatorship of Nanny are utter fuckwits.
Nanny has told supermarkets to remove daffodils (which are poisonous if eaten) from the food areas of the shops, lest morons mistake them for food.
In a letter to supermarkets, Public Health England (which clearly has nothing better to do) warned that the flowers could be confused with onions or Chinese vegetables, and consumption of them was an "emerging risk".
Who is dumber, Nanny or the cretin that chooses to eat a daffodil?
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""Who is dumber, Nanny or the cretin that chooses to eat a daffodil?""
ReplyDeleteThe supermarket who follows this rule rather than telling Public Health England to get stuffed
They should probably also keep the onions and garlic out of the floral section lest someone think they are flowers.
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ReplyDeleteQuite agree with your sentiments, Bucko the Moose! Where do they get these people? What nonsense will they dream up next? I should mention, perhaps, that I've frequently encountered flowers in shops but never had the slightest inclination or desire to try eating them! And I CAN tell the difference between daffodils and edioble vegetables!
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