Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas everyone, and a Peaceful and Happy New Year!

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. And yourself Ken

  2. Tonk.1:10 PM

    Well, Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all......I am going to spend the time doing things which will make Nanny do a Skippy impression....Tut tut tut. What's that you say skip?

    This year politicians have been "clear" on everything.....They've done everything because it's the right thing to do.

    Summary of the nation:-

    The public continues to wear OTT Hi-Viz and seem "amazed" at everything....They wave at any camera they see, with a dozy grin on their face.
    Political Correctness is even more prelevant than it was last year.

    I am making a new year's resolution to upset Nanny at every opportunity....It's now "Beer O'clock."

  3. Anonymous8:41 PM

    Well, guys, the past year has been awesome, I mean really, really amazing for me. I started a new weight adjustment nourishing regime (love animals, don't eat them) and I've got 1000 new friends on facebook. I quit drinking (dryathlon gold medallist, yay!!). 2016 promises to be really amazing - I'm giving up everything to live in the jungle so that I experience the insight I need to get that £60k a year job with the charity that leans on the government to give more funds to the poor reffugees who live there. Of course I'll be doing my bit for real - taking packets of green tea and quinoa (as well as some NRT products - I notice on TV that sooo many of them smoke and we don't want to be re-introducing that over here).

    Happy holiday greetings and have an amazing 2016!


    PS Thanks, Ken, for bringing a smile - well grimace, really - throughout the year.

  4. Lord of Atlantis6:03 PM

    I hope you had a great Christmas, Ken, and have a very Happy (politically INcorrect)New Year! These hopes and wishes are also extended to all contributors to "Nanny Knows Best"!