Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Friday, December 23, 2016

Merry Christmas

Given FIFA's recent disgraceful fining of our leagues for wearing poppies, if you still have your old poppy please put it in an envelope and post it without a stamp or your details to

Strasse 20
PO BOX 8044

they have to pay the postage!

On that note I would like to take this opportunity to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a peaceful 2017.

Visit The Orifice of Government Commerce and buy a collector's item.

Visit The Joy of Lard and indulge your lard fantasies.

Show your contempt for Nanny by buying a T shirt or thong from Nanny's Store. is brought to you by "The Living Brand"

Visit Oh So Swedish Swedish arts and handicrafts

Why not really indulge yourself, by doing all the things that Nanny really hates? Click on the relevant link to indulge yourselves; Food, Bonking, Gifts and Flowers, Groceries


  1. Merry Christmas Ken

  2. Anonymous8:14 PM

    Sorry, Nanny bans Merry Christmas. In the future, please refrain and use the less onerous Happy Xmas, Splendid Holidays, Good End Of Year Days, Spend On Shopping Sales or better still, say Ugh while hanging your head down low and say nothing more. Nanny appreciates it and it will keep you from facing a fine or jail time for your hatefulness. Thank you, Nanny.