Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Vanuatu Nanny Bans Sugary Food and Drink

My sympathies to the good people of Vanuatu who are about to lose access to "unhealthy" food and drink.

For why?

It seems that local Nanny feels that such items, imported from outside, are responsible for the population's obesity and diabetes "epidemic".

As such foods and drinks deemed evil will be banned from government offices and tourist villas.

One small point, the population of Vanuatu have always had a propensity to be generously proportioned and prone to diabetes, long before imported shit ever hit their shores!

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  1. Expat in Canada3:55 PM

    I have concluded that the Polynesians are generally huge. I found that to my cost when on a flight to New Zealand: we stopped in Tahiti and picked up a load of passengers.
    You can forget the alluring image of grass-skirted maidens, they were almost all morbidly obese and having one sat next to me for the remainder of the flight was not something I would like to repeat. They didn't smell too sweet either.

  2. Anonymous7:03 AM

    I have never been as far as Vanuartu.

    My experience of Tahiti is that all the men seem to be rampant homosexuals, and the young girls are so thin that you would see more meat on a butchers pencil.

    So skinny in fact that half a coconut easily covered a tit.