Nanny Knows Best

Nanny Knows Best
Dedicated to exposing, and resisting, the all pervasive nanny state that is corroding the way of life and the freedom of the people of Britain.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Street Lights Don't Cause Cancer Nor Induce Nosebleeds

Sadly Nanny has created such a nation of morons and simpletons, that Gateshead council has had to issue a public notice stating that street lights don't cause cancer.

I dare say this notice will immediately be used by the conspiracy theorists as further proof of the "conspiracy".

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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous8:53 PM

    "Gateshead Council is not carrying out secret government trials..."

    (because Gateshead would naturally be the first choice for secret government trials ...) lol

    Perhaps simpletonhood is taken to new heights in Gateshead since this is the Council that several years ago issued salt shakers with fewer holes to the local chippies to decrease salt intake in its population....