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Monday, June 04, 2018

Nanny Exterminates Dalek Cakes

Nanny is getting worked up over a Doctor Who chocolate Dalek cupcake, which has more calories than three McDonald’s burgers, which the BBC's CBBC is showing kids how to make.

Noel Janis-Norton, of the Calmer, Easier, Happier Parenting Centre, said:
You would expect the BBC to know better than to be putting out unhealthy recipes like these.” 
Tam Fry, chairman of the National Obesity Forum, said:
It is irresponsible of the BBC to promote these recipes. 

They are loaded with unhealthy ingredients.

On the assumption that these are only eaten once in a while as treats, the evil sugar and calories will pose no problem.

Teaching kids how to cook, and to ensure they understand how to eat responsibly and not like pigs is a good thing!

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  1. Anonymous11:53 AM

    Daleks are a load of shit.

    Who dreamed up an enemy with no peripheral vision, armed only with a sink plunger and an egg whisk.

    Anyway......The entire cake may have as many calories as 3 McDonald's burgers; but who the fuck would eat the entire cake in one sitting?

    Cakes are made for sharing.

  2. Shouldn't daleks defeat the ridiculous public health racket?

    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      Maybe all public health offices are up a flight of stairs?